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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: November 22nd, 2015, 1:51 pm 
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1. I would get caught steeling the dwarven meat and replacing it with salads.
2. I would never steal Gurthang and sell it to one of Feanor's sons.
3. I would admit to stealing Bill the Poney and riding off to the sunset.





1. Replace all the chicken eggs in Hobiton with Golf Balls
2. Read LOTR backwards at a book reading.
3. Put all the horseshoes in Bree in Barlim Butterbur's soup

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: November 24th, 2015, 7:18 pm 
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1. I would admit to replacing all the chickens eggs in Hobbiton with golf balls.
2. I would never read LotR backwards at a book reading.
3. I would get caught putting all the horseshoes in Bree in Butterbur's soup.


1. Steal the shards of Narsil and take them to Sauron.
2. Replace all the pipe-weed in the Shire with ordinary grass.
3. Take 100 smelly Dwarfs to Rivendell and ask Elrond to keep them for two weeks.



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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: November 25th, 2015, 12:35 am 
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1. I would never steal the shards of Narsil and gove them to Sauron
2. I would admit to stealing all the pipe weed and replacing it woth grass
3. Inwould get caught taking 100 smelly dwarves to Rivendel and asking Elrond to keep for two weeks





1. Steal the fletching from Legolas' arrows
2. Steal the oats from the stables in Rohan
3. Steal Barlim Butter ur's Beard

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: November 25th, 2015, 3:41 pm 
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1. I would get caught stealing the fletching from Legolas' arrows.
2. I would never steal the oats from the stables in Rohan.
3. I would admit to stealing Barliman Butterbur's beard.


1. Steal Aragorn's green "Strider" coat (movies).
2. Steal Arwen's necklace and give it to Éowyn.
3. Steal Bombur's cache of food and give it to the three Trolls.



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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: November 28th, 2015, 11:42 am 
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1. I would admit to stealing Aragorns coat! (I love that coat!)
2. I would get caught ateeling Arwen's necklace and giving it to Eowyn
3. I would never steal Bombur's cache of food and give it to the trills.




1. Serve Troll Stew at the prancing Poney
2. Tell Sauron the ring had been dropped into the Marians Trench (sp?)

3. Ding-dong ditch all the hobbits in Micheal Delving

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: November 28th, 2015, 4:17 pm 
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1. I would never serve troll stew at the Prancing Pony.
2. I would admit to telling Sauron that The One Ring has been dropped into the Mariannas Trench.
3. I would get caught ding-dong ditching all the Hobbits in Michael Delving.


1. Play peek-a-boo with Bolg.
2. Steal all of Bilbo's best towels.
3. Tell Elrond he's losing his hair.



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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: November 29th, 2015, 9:52 pm 
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1. I would never Play peek-a-boo with Bolg.
2. I would get caught Stealing all of Bilbo's best towels.
3. I would admit to Telling Elrond he's losing his hair.





1. Mow all the flower Gardens in the Shire
2. Give the trees of Lorien heart Rot desies
3. Tell the Ents in Fangorn that the Dwarves want to eat them

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: December 3rd, 2015, 12:51 am 
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1. I would get caught mowing all the flower gardens in the Shire.
2. I would never give all the trees in Lórien rot disease.
3. I would admit to telling the Ents in Fangorn that the Dwarfs want to eat them.


1. Steal the Silmaril from Thingol.
2. Tell Fëanor that Curufin is a better smith than him.
3. Replace Denethor's supply of tomatoes with pomegranates.




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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: December 3rd, 2015, 8:20 am 
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1. I would get caught ateeling the Silmarils
2. I would never tell Feanor that Curufin is a better smith
3. I would admit to replacing Denathor's tomatoes with Pomagranites



1. Steal the wolves of Isenguard and leave chiuhuahas in their place
2. Trade out all the pot bellied pigs in the shire for hela monsters
3. Have a bom fire in Fangorn forest and invite the ents

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: December 3rd, 2015, 7:58 pm 
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1. I would get admit to stealing the wolves of Isengard and leaving chihuahuas in their place.
2. I would get caught swapping all the pot-bellied pigs in the Shire for Gila monsters.
3. I would never have a bonfire in Fangorn and invite the Ents.


1. Steal the pipe from Gandalf's staff and leave a bubble wand in its place.
2. Switch the kegs of ale at the Golden Perch for kegs of rum.
3. Decorate Dol Guldur with Christmas lights and cute reindeer.

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: December 4th, 2015, 1:19 pm 
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1. I would admit to stealing the pipe from Gandalph's staff and replacing it with a bubble wand
2. I would get caught switching the kegs of ale in the Golden Perch for kegs of rum
3. I would never decorate Mordor with Christmas lights and cute reindeer... (Though I might consider hot pink)



1. Shave Grima's head in his sleep.
2. Glue a beard on Eowyn in her sleep
3. Steal Elronds boots and hid them ontop of the last homely house.

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: December 4th, 2015, 4:22 pm 
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1. I would admit to shaving Gríma's head while he was sleeping.
2. I would never glue a beard on Éowyn when she's asleep.
3. I would get caught stealing Elrond's boots and hiding them on top of the Last Homely House.


1. Dump Éowyn's stew and leave a 'can't fail' recipe behind.
2. Steal the Hobbits' bacon and tomatoes while they're camping on Weathertop.
3. Steal Lurtz's bow so he can't shoot Boromir.

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: December 6th, 2015, 12:52 pm 
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1. I would get caught dumping Eowyn's stew and leaving a can't fail recepie
2. I would never steal the hobbits bacon and tomatoes (simply because I don't like bacon or tomatoes)
3. I would admit to stealing Lurtz's Bow so he can't shoot Boromir.








1. Give Arwen surgery and implant buck teath.
2. Tell Fingolfin that he fights like a girl
3. Teach all the hobbits Elvis (not elvish) songs

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: December 10th, 2015, 9:55 pm 
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1. I would get caught giving Arwen surgery to implant buck teeth.
2. I would never tell Fingolfin that he fights like a girl.
3. I would admit to teaching all of the Hobbits Elvis songs.



1. Dye Morgoth's hair and eyebrows fluorescent pink.
2. Steal Asfaloth and sell him to the Nazgûl.
3. Let Tevildo use Morgoth's Zen meditating area as a litter box.




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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: December 11th, 2015, 7:36 pm 
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1. I would admit to dying morgoth's hair and eyebrows florescent pink
2. I would never steal asfaloth and give him to the nazgul.... Only because...I would get caught (3) letting Tevildo ise morgoth's meditation area as a litter box.



1. Hide the lost tails so they would be trully lost.
2. Give all the dwarves plastic surgery elf ears
3. Eat a pound of lembes and throw up in Arwen's closet. (With all her fancy dresses)

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 Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes
PostPosted: December 11th, 2015, 9:42 pm 
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1. I would never hide the Lost Tales so they were truly lost.
2. I would admit to giving all of the Dwarfs plastic surgery elf ears.
3. I would get caught puking in Arwen's closet after eating a pound of lembas.



1. Tie bells and bows in Gimli's beard while he's passed out from drinking.
2. Use Aragorn's sword to chop kindling for the campfire.
3. Tell Frodo Sam is going to steal the Ring while he's sleeping so he stay awake for days.


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