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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes  Posted: December 13th, 2015, 10:59 pm |
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1. I would get caught tying bells and bows in Gimli's hair
2. I would never use Aragorn's sword to chop kindling
3. I would admit to tellig Frodo sam was going to steal the ring in his sleep so he would stay awake for days.
1. Shove a blue berry up Elrond's nose and run of snorting and laugh while yelling, "Elves and apples! Elves and apples!
2. Replace the rum in Moria with Grapefruit juice
3. Paint Rivendel hot pink
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: December 19th, 2015, 6:21 pm |
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1. I would get caught shoving a blueberry up Elrond's nose because I ran off snorting and yelling: "Elves and apples! Elves and apples!"
2. I would admit to replacing the run in Moria with grapefruit juice.
3. I would never paint Rivendell hot pink.
1. Steal Legolas' hair products and replace them with lard and quick-set cement.
2. Send Saruman a letter telling him the Ents are going to war.
3. Break up the Council of Elrond by releasing a thousand monkeys on the site.
"His purr was like the roll of drums and his growl like thunder."
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: December 20th, 2015, 12:38 pm |
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1. I would admit to Stealing Legolas' hair products and replace them with lard and quick-set cement.
2. I would never Send Saruman a letter telling him the Ents are going to war.
3. I would get caught Breaking up the Council of Elrond by releasing a thousand monkeys on the site.
1. Sound an attack alarm near the shire when Gandalf first arrives back from discovering that Frodo has the one ring so he thinks Sauron is coming for the ring.
2. Hide the ring, in Gandalph's absence so when he comes back Frodo can't find it.
3. Walk up to frodo and scream, "Give it to me!"
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: December 20th, 2015, 1:26 pm |
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1. I would get caught sounding an attack alarm near the Shire when Gandalf first arrives back from discovering that Frodo has the One Ring, because he thinks Sauron is coming for the Ring.
2. I would admit to hiding the Ring, in Gandalf's absence so that when he comes back Frodo can't find it.
3. I would never walk up to Frodo and scream: "Give it to me!"
1. Ask Merry and Pippin to donate all of the pipe-weed they found at Orthanc to charity.
2. Place Isildur on Santa's naughty list for refusing to destroy the One Ring when he had the chance.
3. Send all of the Elves in Lothlórien to the North Pole to help Santa make toys.
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: December 21st, 2015, 2:14 pm |
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1. I would admit to asking Merry and Pippin to donate all their pipeweed
2. I would get caught placing isildur on the naughty list
3. I would never send all the elves to the North Pole
1. Stretch Arwen's ears so the point is 5 inches long.
2. Let loose a hundred rats in the Shire
3. Steal all the elve's shoes
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: December 23rd, 2015, 12:18 am |
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1. I would never stretch Arwen's ears so the point is 5 inches long.
2. I would get caught letting a hundred rats loose in the Shire.
3. I would admit to stealing all the Elves' shoes.
1. Put Bilbo's Christmas present in one of the Great Eagle's nests.
2. Buy Gollum a hundred weight of taters for Christmas.
3. Steal Elrond's circlet and give it to the Mouth of Sauron for Christmas.
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: December 23rd, 2015, 1:16 pm |
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1. I would never put Bilbo's pressent in the eagles nest
2. I would admit getting Gollum a hundred weights of taters
3. I would get caught stealing Elrond's circlet and giving it to the Mouth of Sauron
1. Wear the same socks for three weeks and then take off your shoes in the middle of Aragorn's corrination
2. Chop down the white tree and Minas Tirith
3. Sell exploding candy to the orcs at mordor
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: December 23rd, 2015, 3:22 pm |
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1. I would admit to wearing the same socks for 3 weeks and then taking my shoes off during Aragorn's coronation.
2. I would never chop down the White Tree at Minas Tirith.
3. I would get caught selling exploding candy to the Orcs in Mordor.
1. Steal Gandalf's favourite scarf and give it to Radbug.
2. Scalp tickets to the New Year's party at The Prancing Pony.
3. Decorate the White Tree of Gondor with skulls and knives.
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: December 29th, 2015, 1:51 pm |
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1. I Would admit to stealing Gandalf's favorite scarf and giving it to Radbug
2. I would get caught scalping tickets to the new years party
3. I would never decorate the white tree with skulls and knives
1. Eat all the chocolate at the new years party
2. Spill the rum on the hostes' dress
3. Forget to do your homework on your Middle earth Quiz.... (Because that is clearly required reading... Right?)
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: December 31st, 2015, 1:49 pm |
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1. I would get caught eating all of the chocolate at the New Year's party.
2. I would never spill the rum on the hostess' dress (what a waste).
3. I would admit to forgetting to do my homework on my Middle-earth Quiz.
1. Spend New Year's Eve stealing all of the horses in the Rohirrim stables.
2. Take Radagast's sleigh for a New Year's ride around the country.
3. Use Gandalf's staff to ward off all the evil ghosts of New Years' past.
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: January 2nd, 2016, 5:20 pm |
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1. I would admit to spending new years eve stealing all the horses
2. I would get caught stealing Radagast's sleigh
3. I would never use Gandalf's staff to ward off the spirits
1. Fill Thoden's boots with tar
2. Throw a dead rat in worm to gue's bed
3. Leave a porcupine in Eowyn's closet
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: January 3rd, 2016, 2:22 pm |
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1. I would never fill Théoden's boots with tar.
2. I would admit to throwing a dead rat in Wormtongue's bed.
3. I would get caught leaving a porcupine in Éowyn's closet.
1. Nail a lid on Thorin's barrel before he sets out down the river.
2. Accompany the Rohirrim to the Battle of Pelennor Fields.
3. Spend the weekend shopping with Arwen and spend all of Aragorn's money.
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: January 3rd, 2016, 7:49 pm |
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1. I would get caught nailing a lid on Thorin's barrel before he sets out down the river
2. I would admit to accompanying the Rohirim to the battle of Pelannor Fiuelds
3. I would never spend the weekend shoping with Arwen and spend all Aragorn's money
1. Mix mud in the brownies at a hobbit birthday
2. Roll around and smash the flowers on the graves at Edoras
3. Tell the orc commander that he smelled like daisies
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: January 5th, 2016, 1:03 pm |
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1. I would get caught mixing mud into the brownies at a Hobbit birthday.
2. I would admit to rolling around on, and smashing the flowers on the graves at Edoras.
3. I would never tell the Orc commander that he smelled like daisies.
1. Tell Aulë that his Dwarves have been totally corrupted by greed.
2. Tell Finarfin he is a coward for not accompanying his brother Fingolfin to Middle-Earth.
3. Ask Nerdanel what ever possessed her to marry Fëanor and have seven children.
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: January 5th, 2016, 1:28 pm |
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1. I would get caught telling Aule his dwarves are completely corrupted by greed
2.I would never tell Finarfin he was a coward for not accompanying his brother
3. I would admit to asking Nerdanel what ever possesed her to mary Feanor and have seven children
1. Steal Thranduil's crown
2. Steal the Arkenstone
3. Steal Gandalf's staff
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Post subject: Re: LOTR crimes Posted: January 6th, 2016, 2:59 pm |
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1. I would get caught stealing Thranduil's crown.
2. I would admit to stealing the Arkenstone.
3. I would never steal Gandalf's staff.
1. Kiss Arwen in front of Aragorn.
2. Steal a lovely keg of ale from The Prancing Pony.
3. Clip Gwaihir's wings so he can't fly.
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