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Post subject: Posted: April 11th, 2006, 4:22 am |
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 Any shorter and it'd dissapear!
_________________ "Without music, life would be a mistake." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come."
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Post subject: Posted: April 11th, 2006, 8:41 am |
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Cats is no more bizarre than any other musical. What about a talking puppet-thing in Chicago? Cats is brilliant, it's funny, charming but also quite sad at times.
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Post subject: mort au chats Posted: April 11th, 2006, 9:06 am |
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ach well this is my veiw pretty much
Mort au chats by Peter Porter
There will be no more cats.
Cats spread infection,
Cats pollute the air,
Cats consume seven times
their own weight in food a week,
Cats were worshipped in
decadent societies (Egypt
and Ancient Rome); the Greeks
had no use for cats. Cats
sit down to pee (our scientists
have proved it). The copulation
of cats is harrowing; they
are unbearably fond of the moon.
Perhaps they are all right in
their own country but their
traditions are alien to ours.
Cats smell, they can't help it,
you notice it going upstairs.
Cats watch too much television,
they can sleep through storms,
they stabbed us in the back
last time. There have never been
any great artists who were cats.
They don't deserve a capital C
except at the beginning of a sentence.
I blame my headaches and my
plants dying on cats.
Our district is full of them,
property values are falling.
When I dream of God I see
a Massacre of Cats. Why
should they insist on their own
language and religion, who
needs to purr to make his point?
Death to all cats! The Rule
of Dogs shall last a thousand years!
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Post subject: Posted: April 11th, 2006, 9:32 am |
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Hmm...that was weird..and most of it untrue...
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Post subject: Posted: April 11th, 2006, 9:39 am |
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of course it is, its a spoof on a speech made by Hitler
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Post subject: Posted: April 11th, 2006, 9:40 am |
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Ah, well I can't say I have heard the real speech made by Hitler, so I wouldn't know.  It really wouldn't suprise me if someone actually believed that.
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Post subject: Posted: April 11th, 2006, 9:42 am |
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nah neither would i but its just a propaganda thing that is accually quite funny, the phrase 'they stabbaded us in the back last time' was often used by Hitler
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Post subject: Posted: April 11th, 2006, 9:48 am |
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The only time I have ever heard Hitler speak was in German and I don't think I ever heard any speeches translated. I did see mein kempt in a book shop last year, I think it would have made an interesting (and laughable) read.
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Post subject: Posted: April 11th, 2006, 9:54 am |
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Hello  I'm trying to finish a character bio of Aragorn on my site at the moment but I've lost the will slightly 
_________________ "Without music, life would be a mistake." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come."
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Post subject: Posted: April 11th, 2006, 10:25 am |
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Evenstar Bearer-Baggins wrote: Hello  I'm trying to finish a character bio of Aragorn on my site at the moment but I've lost the will slightly 
I know what that's like. I'm trying to do 2 cast bios and I ahve very slightly given up.
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Post subject: Posted: April 11th, 2006, 11:31 am |
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just type Hitlers speeches into Google and they should come up with something
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Post subject: Posted: April 11th, 2006, 1:09 pm |
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I love cats.  They don't smell. That's a lie. 
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Post subject: Posted: April 11th, 2006, 2:13 pm |
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People please don't start bashing animals. I'm really into animals and I hate people complaning about this and that. I should be an animal activist.
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Post subject: Posted: April 11th, 2006, 3:35 pm |
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I love animals.
I have one cat and one dog.
And I love them to death.
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Post subject: Posted: April 11th, 2006, 3:37 pm |
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I have a dog, 2 rabbits and 10 chickens (I think)
One of our baby chicks died today, her mother crushed her and broke her neck 
_________________ "Without music, life would be a mistake." - Friedrich Nietzsche

"Make happy those who are near, and those who are far will come."
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Post subject: Posted: April 11th, 2006, 3:59 pm |
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Awww.
Chickens scare me.
But they are cute when they are little.
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