:welcome: to the NC Aramel.

I'm the Despised Nice Nazgul. Also the Worried Wife Nazgul.

Este's evil enough as it is....no need to make her evil...she'd regress and become...*gaspeth* nice!

Of course you're allowed to join (as long as you're not one of this elves)
I'm gollum, the tiny-filler-in-of-the-absent-and-welcomer-of-the-new-members-nazgûl

Greetings and welcome, Silme Din. I'm sure you don't know yet what evil force you're about to join (and I won't tell you, I don't want to sca...okay, in fact I want to scare you, but who cares?) The background information (this we-will-stab-you-with-a morgul-blade-thing) should be familar to you. You should only know, Silme Din, that this club has rules too. I'll explain them to you. If you keep to the rules, you won't have any problems (exept of beeing thrown into Mt. Doom or your fell beast (or you) could be eaten, but not more)

- You're a nazgûl. That means your only thing you have to do in your [s]life[/s] undeadness is to be scary and evil and stuff, you know
- You get one of these totally cool black robes
- You get one of these awesome fell beast things
- You only have to be mean and nazgûl-ish on days that end with a -y
- Jumping off high, dangerous cliffs isn't as dangerous as everyone says (but make sure first, that you're really undead)
- Whenever you start a conversation about the word "undead" you'll suffer a terrible death...um...undeath
- Since we couldn't get that *beep* One Ring, our mission is painting Middle Earth pink
- Watch out for elves, they bring pure luck, healing power and happyness and other of these good *shudders* things
- Pink cookies are the tradional food here
- bringing desperateness (pink cookies and pink colour) to all the creatures of Middle Earth is our only aim in our [s]life[/s] undeadness

Now, [s]I wish you big fun and randomness in this club! enjoy it![/s] If you dare to leave this club and leave the nazgûl, we'll find you and...well, I won't say that here, I don't want to scare you.

Yours, gollum the tiny-filler-in-of-the-absent-and-welcomer-of-the-new-members-nazgûl

sometimes when im running really hot water, it feels cold, so i say "We're so hot, we're cold!" so im applying the same to this..."If we get too evil, we'll get good!