Pippin:
I saw - I saw - Him! I could hear His voice in my head!

Gandalf:
*whispering to Aragorn* We're going to need some restraints.

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Merry:
[Annoyed:] Why did you look? Why do you always have to look?!

Pippin: Well it's not MY fault I caught you with Galadriel!

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Merry: [Sadly:] You smoke too much, Pip.

Pippin: Well, what am I supposed to do, make tea with it?

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Frodo: No! They're calling me...

Sam: Then why don't you unplug the phone cord for a while?

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Pippin: I didn't think it would end this way.

Gandalf: Checkmate! Give me that pipeweed we wagered on, eh?

Gollum: Oh, lovely fishy. I will never eat you! And Sam, will you forgive Gollum?
Sam: Of course.
Gollum: Shall we eat some potatoes?

Galadriel: Gimili..... will you marry me?
Gimli: Of course!
Galadriel: But first you must prove your loyalty to me.......
Gimli: Whatever it takes!
Galadriel: I would like you to sabbotage Legolas' shampoo!
Gimli: Your just using me!
Galadriel: Would I lie to you?
Gimli: Of course not! *runs back to fellowship with evil plot*
Galadriel: I really worry about the fellowship being TOO gulliable!

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I tell the same that Ms.Gamgee . the dialogue into Denethor and Faramir !!

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Une porteuse de l'anneau qui vous veut du bien, Mais l'anneau lui me veut peut-être du mal ...

Aragorn:"HEY SAURON! YOU COULDN'T HIT THE BROAD SIDE OF A HOBBIT!"

Saruman: "Nay Gandalf, it is not YOU but I who am destined to be Santa Clause!"

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Job 42:1-2 (amp)
1 Then Job said to The Lord,
2 I know that You can do all things and that no thought or purpose of Yours can be restrained or thwarted

Guardian of Osgiliath!

"Suckahs."
"Your mom. Oh. Burn."

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- married fingon fingolfinion 6/4/13 -
~art credit~

Gimli:"I feel pretty, oh so pretty."

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Job 42:1-2 (amp)
1 Then Job said to The Lord,
2 I know that You can do all things and that no thought or purpose of Yours can be restrained or thwarted

Guardian of Osgiliath!

Gandalf: YOU SHALL NOT PASS
Legolas: Why not?
Gandlaf: Becuse only the prettiest elf in the World can go in here.
Legolas: Fine but can i have a look.
Gandalf: No
Legolas: Pleeeeeese
Gandalf: Legolas...I SAID NO
Legolas: With ice cream.....
Galndalf: look i siad...what kind of icecream
Legolas: Vanilla with chocolate sprinckles
Gandalf: No i must resist the evilness
Legolas: and a cherry....
Gandalf: GIMMI GIMMI GIMMI
*Legolas gose into room and see's Arwen brushing her hair*
Legolas: Ahhhhh you're so beutiful, Oh Arwen goddess, nymph, perfect, devin...what OW *is jumped on by Gandalf*
Gandalf: GIVE ME MORE MORE WE NEEDS IT OUR PRESOUSE ICE CREAM WE NEEDS IT WE NEEDS IT FOREVER

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Made by Lembas

Famous last words of a Rider of Rohan:

Hail fellow Rohirrim! Pay heed to the mighty deed I shall perform, so that it may be sung at the top of our decendents lungs in the halls of our forefathers! That the mighty act that will be preformed will not be forgotten, and I can say "Hi" to my father, without feeling cowardly, in the great halls were those who have fought well in battle go when they pass from this life!

Modern translation? "Hey guys! Watch this!"

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hehehe i like you're siggy Tin

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Made by Lembas

Which one?

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Member of <a href="http://arwen-undomiel.com/forum/viewtopic.php?t=15695"> Elanor's Line</a></center>

Arwen would NEVER sing:
Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-ee!
A sweep is as lucky
As lucky can be

Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-oo!
Good luck will rub off when
I shake 'ands with you
Or blow me a kiss
And that's lucky too

Now as the ladder of life
'As been strung
You may think a sweep's
On the bottommost rung

Though I spends me time
In the ashes and soot
In this 'ole wide world
There's no 'appier bloke

Up where the smoke is
All billered and curled
'Tween pavement and stars
Is the chimney sweep world

When the's 'ardly no day
Nor 'ardly no night
There's things 'alf in shadow
And 'alf way in light
On the roof tops of London
Coo, what a sight!

I choose me bristles with pride
Yes, I do
A broom for the shaft
And a broom for the flume

Though I'm covered with soot
From me 'ead to me toes
A sweep knows 'e's welcome
Wherever 'e goes

Chim chiminey
Chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-ee!
When you're with a sweep
You're in glad company

No where is there
A more 'appier crew
Than them wot sings
"Chim chim cher-ee
Chim cher-oo!"
On the chim chiminey
Chim chim cher-ee
Chim cher-oo!

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Job 42:1-2 (amp)
1 Then Job said to The Lord,
2 I know that You can do all things and that no thought or purpose of Yours can be restrained or thwarted

Guardian of Osgiliath!

Frodo: Nyah nyah, come and get me, stupid Nazgul! I'm not the least bit afraid of you!

Legolas: Oh, who cares about my hair? I wanna go jump in a mud puddle!

hehe, I tried.

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Thanks RA, Elenriel, PD/Aliana Dawn, Arwen, Aramel, Shadowcat, Nurr, Tar-Dis!
Pippin of Herenya's Line - "...give nothing back!"
Got fed up and eloped with Ragetti 1-3-08
PHYLLIS, THE ANTI-SUSPIAN!

"I wanna bowl with...the dwarves...but they say I'm too white n' nerdy!"
Legolas

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Job 42:1-2 (amp)
1 Then Job said to The Lord,
2 I know that You can do all things and that no thought or purpose of Yours can be restrained or thwarted

Guardian of Osgiliath!

the man i feel like a woman Tin. hehhe

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Made by Lembas

ROFL!!!

"DADBURNIT GIMLI!I'M TIRED OF YOU BRAGGING ABOUT HOW MUCH LONGER YOUR BEARD IS!!"

Gandalf

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Job 42:1-2 (amp)
1 Then Job said to The Lord,
2 I know that You can do all things and that no thought or purpose of Yours can be restrained or thwarted

Guardian of Osgiliath!