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Post subject:  Posted: August 8th, 2007, 12:48 am |
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Lol...
Sam: Why hello Gollum, so nice of you to join us!
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Post subject: Posted: August 12th, 2007, 2:50 am |
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Elves of Rivendell: *singing* We're Elves! Elves in Tiiiights!!
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Post subject: Posted: August 14th, 2007, 7:06 pm |
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Theoden: I know your face... Legolas.
Eowyn:  _________________ 
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Post subject: Posted: August 14th, 2007, 9:16 pm |
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you all are hillarious!
Aragorn: Eowen, this stew is delicious, may I have the recipie?
Eowen: I don't know.... It's a family secret...
Aragorn: *puppy eyes*
Eowen: Oh all right... take one chicken, kill it, pluck it, chop it into bite-sized pieces, throw it in a caldron of water, boil over a fire til only slightly slimy, then serve. Got that?
Aragorn: Yep! (to self) not even a starving orc would eat this mess...
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School ate my life. *sigh*
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Post subject: Posted: August 15th, 2007, 4:40 am |
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Frodo:Gandalf,you must take it!I'm giving it to you!!!
Gandalf:Alright,when you insist!
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Post subject: Posted: August 16th, 2007, 2:56 pm |
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Gimil: *counting his kills, after a battle* 32!
Legols: Oh darn, you beat me, I got 31.
Gimil: Thats ok, maybe you'll beat me next time.
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Post subject: Posted: August 20th, 2007, 7:50 pm |
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Sam: [on Mount Doom] Look Mr. Frodo, Gandalf dragged me halfway across Middle-earth with you, and then, as if that wasn't enough, he went and got himself killed, leaving me to look after you! Now I've had to look after you all this way, through that nasty marsh and hard mountains and I dealt with Gollum and even killed Shelob and rescued you from the orcs! Now, DON'T YOU THINK YOU CAN HAUL YOUR LAZY BUTT UP THE STINKIN` MOUNTAIN?!
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Post subject: Posted: August 21st, 2007, 8:09 pm |
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WOW. i haven't had a chance to read them all but they are all VERY funny! let's see if i can think of one..."
The Fellowship meets Celeborn and Galadriel...
Celeborn:...Tell me where is Gandalf for i MUCH desire to speak with him...HE OWES ME $11.47!!!!!!!
Galadriel: needless was that remark, sweety, for the world is full if forgetful twits!
Aragorn: ok, granny, i can call you granny, right? i mean, me and Arwen are basically married now!! *laughs to self*
Legolas: ok, Aragron, do you ALWAYS have to bring her up?? you talk to her on teh phone until the morning hours of the night and..
Aragorn:"morning hours of the night"??? what's that supposed to mean??
Legolas: morning hours of the night...DUH!!
*continued bickering*
Gandalf: ok i'm here. that nasty Balrog was just tryin to take me on another date, ever since...well, you guys know what happened last time... *eyeroll*
Celeborn: ok there you are!!!! YOU OWE ME $11.47!!!!!!!
Galadriel: *really big eyeroll, then begins's reading minds....she somes across GImli's...
Gimli: *she is the absolutely ugliest creture ever to walk the earth! i can't believe we came all this ways just to...
*galadriel goes tiger on gimli*
*continuous fighting*
Pippin: man, Marry, i'm soo full!! i ate like yesterday adn i could go on without food for at least a week!!
Merry: me too.....
Sam: i hate elves!! Mr. Frodo. let's get out of here!!!!!
Frodo: "lay dowwwwnnnnnn, your sweet and weary head....night is falling......ok WHERE did that song come from????
ok it's not as good but it was fun to write  _________________ "Have i gone mad?"
"Yes, i believe you have. But i'll tell you a secret.... all the best people are."
Hannon Le,everyone for the banners! 
Married Khamûl on January the 26th, 2007:bones:
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Post subject: Posted: August 22nd, 2007, 8:33 am |
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^ Hahahahaaaaa!!! I love it!!!
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Post subject: Posted: August 22nd, 2007, 2:07 pm |
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^^That was funny :lol::lol:
The Great eye is just about to look in the Palantir and talk to Saruman..:
"Hmmm..I think I need more fiery mascara" _________________
Return of the Rings 2011- make it happen
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Post subject: Posted: August 22nd, 2007, 8:22 pm |
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ahaha!!!!
Saruman and gandalf fight.....:
Gandalf: ....for madness...your crazy!!!
Saruman: muahahahaa!!!! you wanna fight? let's take this outside!!! HAH!!
Gandalf: Giv eme your best shot!!!! HI-YAH!!!!!!
Saruman: AAAACK noooooooooooooo!!!!!!!.......aha! got your staff hahahaha!!!!
Gandalf:*whiney, teary vioce* HEY! no cheating! give it back!!!!
Saruman: na-na-na-na-na-nah!!! *runs away all around isengard and over the hills into the sunset....
_________________ "Have i gone mad?"
"Yes, i believe you have. But i'll tell you a secret.... all the best people are."
Hannon Le,everyone for the banners!
Married Khamûl on January the 26th, 2007:bones:
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Post subject: Posted: August 22nd, 2007, 10:13 pm |
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^:lol:
Bilbo and Frodo while they are traveling to the Grey Heavens.
Bilbo:
"Tell me,Frodo.Can I see the Ring of mine I gave to you"(I don't remember the exact lines,sorry  )
Frodo:
No,Bilbo.I think I lost it...
Bilbo:
Don't worry,Frodo my lad.I still keep the original! _________________
Return of the Rings 2011- make it happen
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Post subject: Posted: August 23rd, 2007, 2:27 am |
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Lady of Taniquetil wrote: Celeborn:...Tell me where is Gandalf for i MUCH desire to speak with him...HE OWES ME $11.47!!!!!!!
Galadriel: needless was that remark, sweety, for the world is full if forgetful twits!
Hmm... let's see...
Eowyn: Ooooo... Aragorn... you're so handsome!  _________________
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Post subject: Posted: August 23rd, 2007, 4:32 am |
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Pippin, `for ex. if you consider Einstein´s theory of relativity...´
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Post subject: Posted: August 26th, 2007, 8:32 pm |
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The representatives of all middle-earth meets the Mouth of Sauron:
MoS: ahhh! Hail Aragron! it's so nice of you to join me and some friends for a spot of tea! ahh! i see you've brought some friends! come, come, come.... _________________ "Have i gone mad?"
"Yes, i believe you have. But i'll tell you a secret.... all the best people are."
Hannon Le,everyone for the banners!
Married Khamûl on January the 26th, 2007:bones:
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Post subject: Posted: August 27th, 2007, 2:49 pm |
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Saruman:"It was under your very nose this whole time, of course, there is a lot of nose to be had and there fore, lots of room for it to hide."(speaking of the Ring)
Merry:"You hungry Pip?"
Pippin:"What are you, nuts? Of course I'm not!"
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