Well....I don't think it's possible to convince Sam that Frodo doesn't love him so I guess I'm stuck with the makeover.

Would you rather paddle a canoe with Aragorn or, ride a Mearas with Éomer?

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OMG thats so hard!!
On the one hand Aragorn
And the other getting to ride on a Mearas! Ahhhh
Aragorn
No Mearas
No Aragorn
Mearas
Aragorn
Mearas
I WANT BOTH
Ahhhh ok i choose......I CAN'T DECIDE
I WANT ARAGORN ON A MEARAS WITH HIS HAIR FLOWING IN THE WIND AND MY ARMS AROUND HIM AS WE SPEED ACROSS MIDDLE EARTH

I think I have to choose Aragorn

Would you rather kiss the mouth of sauron or grima?

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Oh...awesome choice

I'll go with Mouth of Sauron ..... the whole Wormtongue thing kinda puts me off Grima

Would you rather marry Melkor or Gorbag?

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Probs Melkor cos he was still a Vala at that point...so it would be kissing a god...even if he was the evil god.

Would you rather ride into class on an Opliphant or an ent?

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Ooh...tough one! I love both Oliphaunts and Ents! Mmmm *thinking hard* .... Oliphaunt but only because it would be a bit more comfortable to ride.

Would you rather meet Ungoliant or Smaug?

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SMAUG!!!!!!!!!!!!!! EVERYTIME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
At least its possible to escape Smaug and have a decent conversation with him.
Ungolient would just kill you with her slime and not even realise it.

Would you rather hide gandalfs hat and not tell him where it is or hide Saurons eye drops?

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Cut off Legolas' hair. At least it will grow back. Aragorn would kill me in a duel!

Would you rather meet Maeglin or Fëanor?

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Maeglin, purely on the basis that I think he would be fit in an Anakin Skywalker gone evil-esque way.

Would you rather try to outdrink legolas or outwit gandalf?

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Oh for pure entertainment and self satisfaction throw a drink in Denethor's face.
The consequences would be roughly the same but Denethor would be more worth it.

Would you rather steal Smaug's gold or Gollums 'Preciouse'?

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Well, since Gollum died with his "Precious", and I'm not ready to call it a day yet, I would rather have Smaug's gold since he went down in flames without it!

Would you rather dress like a Hobbit or dress like an Elf?

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Hmmm depends for whitch occasion, since i live on a farm probs like a Hobbit but wen i'm at uni probebly more like an elf

Would you rather have Merry or Pippin help you with your homework?

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Set off loud fireworks in Elronds study. Much more amuseing.

Die the Nazgul's robes pink or take Sauruman at his word and paint his robes 'many coulours' with a gay pride rainbow on the back?

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Dye the Nazgûls' robes pink as it would make it much easier to see them in the dark, although turning Saruman into a gay-pride hippie is tempting.


Give Legolas cornrows, or give Arwen a short bob?

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Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountain, like wind in the meadow. The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow. How did it come to this?