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Author:  Fencing Maiden [ November 5th, 2006, 8:07 pm ]
Post subject:  LotR-related Quotables!
Alright, I don't know about the rest of you, but I *love* little kids! I love to hang out with them, listen to them, and most of all... find humor in their curious statements.

I also love my friends. They can say some down right witty things, and I love to record them. But more likely than not, the things they say are just weird... :P I still find them amusing.

So, this is the thread for us to share quotables made by our friends, siblings, etc... concerning LotR. I hope there isn't another thread like this one, I went back a few pages and didn't find one.


Now to start! [by the way, I'm Joy in these things, most of them are from IM conferences].

-Friends-

Dave: Joy's in love with that dude off of LotR!
JZ: Ewwwww... the nasty hobbit!?
Joy: I'm not in love with him! And he's not nasty!
Dave: Yes you are too, your in love with his abs.
Joy: Oh sick... Dave, Pippin doesn't even take off his shirt, so how would I see his abs?
Dave: Someone Google 'Pippin's Abs'.
JZ: Yeah, like we're gonna find a original painting entitled "The Abs of Pippin."
Dave: Weeeell... ya never know.


Jamie: Well well, here comes little Miss LotR-Obsesser herself.
Daeth: Welcome back Joy!
Joy: Thanks Jamie... it is a title I bear with honor.
Daeth: Five little Boromir's went out to play...
Jamie: huh, I'm sure you do.
Daeth: ...over the hills and far away...
Joy: It's a good thing, really.
Daeth: Father Denethor said quack, quack, quack...
Joy: Uh, Daeth? What on earth?
Daeth: But only one little Boromir came back.
Joy: Daeth, you've just proved your complete ignorence of LotR to me. I'm apalled.

R45: Hey Joy!
Joy: Heya!
R45: Did you ever find your lucky ring?
R45: The LotR replica?
Joy: Errr... no.
R45: I thought not. Because *I* stold it.
Joy: YOU WHAT?!!?
R45: Yes my preeeciousss, yeeeeess, we knew she would go bonkerzes when we told her!
Joy: Nooooooooooooo!
R45: Yes precious, yes my own, my love...
Joy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!
R45: Incidentally, *Luke*, I am your father!
Joy: *ROFLOL*

Joy: Class, in order, or I'll rap your knuckles!
KB: Yes mommy.
Joy: Now then- how did Gandalf get a staff again after he battled the Balrog in FotR. Discuss.
Daniel: That is so easy. That is so easy that it's scary.
KB: There are many theory's to this... for one, er... *thinks*
Daniel: Gandalf didn't even have a staff, DUH! It was another one of PJ's special effects!

-Children-

Anna: Viwginia, can we buwn this penny?
Virginia: Nooo…..
Anna: But I want it to be all shiny!
Virginia: Anna, burning pennies won’t make them shiny.
Anna: But in the movie, Da Lowd of da Wings, they buwned the penny and it got all shiny!!!

Abigail: I like Frodo.
Moriah: I like Gandalf.
Abigail: I like Elves.
Moriah: I like Mordor.
Jochabed: I like lemon men.
Moriah: We were talking about LotR Jochabed. Not lemons!
Jochabed: But lemon men are in LotR! they are there own race! And they are evil... remember Sourman?!

James: Arwen is so awesome and pretty. She's my favorite.
Joy: Yes, she is very pretty. What is your favorite thing about her?
James: When she puts that sword back together with a hammer... WOW! That rocked!
Joy: Uhhh. James, that was Elrond.
James: Oh yeah. Sometimes I can't tell them apart.
Joy: *dies*
Author:  Sam the Brave [ November 5th, 2006, 8:25 pm ]
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AH! THOSE ARE GREAT! *thinks of digging out own funny quotes after homework*
Author:  *elemmire* [ November 5th, 2006, 8:34 pm ]
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Oh....the one about Arwen and Elrond is so funny lol!

Those are good, I can't remember any of mine offhand.
Author:  Eldarwen [ November 5th, 2006, 10:58 pm ]
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Heres some of mine:

Dad: we should call our dog "Fido" "Beggins" (Meaning fido...begs...idk)
--
Joy: Oh its frito beggins?

Me: NO its frodo baggins!

Joy: Oh I thought they said Frito Beggins...
--
Me: My Precious, Nasty nasty Maragret stolen it *cough Gollum*

Mags: Hiding now.
--
so yea some by me some by my friends but thats it
Author:  Elenya [ November 6th, 2006, 6:18 pm ]
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Here's one, not the exact quote, but pretty close. I don't remember the names, so I'm using "Me, A, and B"

Me: Anyone like LotR?
A:Yeah!
B: I have a friend who looks like Sam
A: Awesome
B: Except he's fatter and uglier
Author:  Altariel Frodo [ November 8th, 2006, 3:28 pm ]
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Here's a conversation I had with my little sister (13 years old) about that scene in TTT where Elrond and Aragorn are arguing about Arwen:

My sister: For some reason Aragorn looks really frumpy in that scene.
Me: Yeah, he kind of does.
My sister: Maybe it was early in the morning.
Me: What?... Oh! I thought you said 'maybe it was Orli in the morning' and was like 'no, that's totally Viggo!'
Both: *laugh hysterically*

OK, so it was really late at night... :whistle:
Author:  Fencing Maiden [ November 9th, 2006, 10:23 pm ]
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ROFLOL!!!!!!!

Those are great guys... *loves them*

I'm going to be using that "Orli in the morning" one... :D that was great.


Me and my friend had an odd LotR convo the other night...

Her: You know, I read some really hard critique on LotR once... where these woman said they didn't like it because it didn't have enough strong female characters.
Me: That's ridiculous! What about Arwen? And Eowyn?
Her: I guess they thought that the FELLOWSHIP needed a girl character.
Me: EWWWW! Can you IMAGINE? What if Rosie would have gone instead of Sam?! Or Arwen instead of Strider?
Her: Oh man. The very thought pains me.
Author:  Rose of Rivendell [ November 11th, 2006, 3:50 pm ]
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LOL!
The statements you posted are great!!! :lol:
Author:  Altariel Frodo [ November 12th, 2006, 4:16 pm ]
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I was babysitting last night, and got more material. I was wearing my Frodo shirt. :-P

Little Girl: *points to Frodo* Is he evil?
Me: NO!!!
Little Girl: Than why does he have a sword?
Me: Because he has to protect himself against the badguys.
Little Boy: *get interested in his little sister's conversation with me* I like Aragorn best!
Me: Yeah, Aragorn's pretty cool.
Little Boy: Ummm, wait, I forgot. Is Aragorn a boy or a girl?
Me: A boy.
Little Boy: Oh, is he the one who likes the black haired girl who has a dad who's an elf?
Me: Ummm... yeah.
Little Boy: OK, yeah! I like him!
Me: *tries not to laugh*
Author:  The Nightingale [ November 22nd, 2006, 12:18 pm ]
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Once my friend and I were sort of playing around our friend's car and it had a zipper compartment in, and I said "I feel like Merry and Pippin" because we were being naughty. And she starts laughing and says
"Why?"
Me: What's so funny?
Her: You said you felt like marrying Pippin!

My friend has some really corny LotR jokes...(And he knows they're corny).
How many times does an elf laugh at a joke? Once, when he hears it.
How many times does a hobbit laugh at a joke? Twice: Once when he hears it, and again when it is explained to him.
How many times does a dwarf laugh at a joke? Three times. Once when he hears it, again when it is explained to him, and again when he gets it.
How many times does an ent laugh at a joke? We'll never know. Takes too long to find out.
Author:  Fencing Maiden [ November 22nd, 2006, 2:03 pm ]
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ROFLOL! WOOT for corny jokes!

Last night I was playing LotR gameboy with my nephew. I was Sauron, with an army or Orcs... and he was Boromir with an army of Ents.

Him: Hah! I'm like totally beating you. Boro-med is so cool.
Me: It's Boro-mir!
Him: Ya.
Me: Woot! I just killed one of your Ents!
Him: Oh YEAH! Well I'll make Boromed come totally PAWN Sauron.
Me: It's BoroMIR!
Him: Ya.
Me: Take that you awfully good person!
Him: Sure, jus wait til I get my brother Faramed to come help me.
Me: UG.
Author:  Altariel Frodo [ November 22nd, 2006, 3:25 pm ]
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I have a few things to add. Yesterday, my little brother saw like the last half hour of RotK (he's not actually allowed to watch it, but my other younger brother who is let him). Understand, this brother is only five.

My brother: Then the mean guy bit off his finger, and it was all bleedy.
Me: Yeah, that's right. That was gross.
My brother: Yeah, and then they fell into the fire. And I saw the Ring, and it had these letters on it. And then it sank! And then the mean towers fell down, and I was happy because the Ring was gone!
Me: *hugs little brother*

Anyway, I just thought that was cute... I love my little brother.

Then last night I got together with a lot of friends, one of whom (I'll call her ES) hasn't seen LotR. Another friend (Elwing) and I were discussing pictures in one of my books.

Elwing: Is that Eowyn's hair? (it was just a tiny bit on the edge of the page)
Me: No, it's Galadriel's!
ES: I think it's Legolas's.
Me: What? Legolas has straight hair!
ES: Well, maybe he got a perm!
Me: *laughs hysterically at mental images*

And then a few days ago, ES's sister (Kal) and I were talking with Elwing. Kal has seen the movies.

Kal: Have you ever noticed how dirty all the characters are, especially Aragorn?
Me: That's realistic. They would be dirty.
Kal: Yes... have you ever wondered if they got head lice?
Me: (between gasps of laughter) Aragorn does NOT have head lice!
Author:  Nauriel Rochnur [ November 23rd, 2006, 9:49 pm ]
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My friend and I had an awesome time watching the movies, all three extended additions in a row. By the end of it all we were laughing at anything.....

The scene when Legolas gives Aragorn the necklace.
Legolas: Aragorn, I have somthing very special to tell you...
Aragorn: Yes?
Legolas: I love you. Take this neclace as a token of my love
Eowyn: *gasp!*

There are others, but......
Author:  Ánië Súrion [ January 9th, 2007, 8:41 pm ]
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Sorry to bump this up, but I just have to add this convo my equally LOTR-obsessed friend and I had over email.

(she was teasing me about a guy she thinks I like, that I DON'T)
Her: *stands back so not killed*
Me: Oh, don't worry, I'M not going to kill you. *grins evilly* *sics Legolas on you*
Her: Hee hee! Not if I send Aragorn after you first! :)
Me: But Aragorn (or Elessar technically) is busy ruling Gondor, you can't
call him away. Hah! ;)
Her: Well I can send Gimli then.
Me: Well...um...I'll hide behind Galadriel! There we go! ;)
Her: And when you send Legolas I'll flee into Fangorn and he'll become so
transfixed by the trees he'll forget all about his errand and I can escape. And then I'll send Faramir for you! :)
Me: So I'll hide behind Eowyn. (why do you think I sent a single guy to attack you? haha)
Her: But Faramir will call Eowyn over to himself and she will come to him and you will be left alone.
Me: So then I run into Fangorn and hide behind Legolas. Or perhaps Treebeard, he's quite a bit larger...
Her: :) So then you are squashed by a... oh what are they called? You know the Ents that have gotten treeish that killed the orcs at Helm's Deep?
and I win!
Me: No, because Legolas is still in there so he can rescue me and explain
to the treeish Ent (I can't remember what they're called either) that I'm not an orc. So I'm not squashed, and you don't win!
Her: No because Legolas is still entranced talking to Barkface or some
other Ent.
Me: But he's got good hearing so he'd hear me screaming. (as pitiful as
that sounds)
Her: But he wouldn't because he's so transfixed! I win! I win! I win!
Me: No, you cannot win! (or pass, haha) One of the others heard me and
rescued me! So there!
Her: Which one of the others? Maybe we should just call a truce?
Me: Probably we should. I'm stubborn and you're stubborn, so neither of
us will let the other one win. Truce? :) (it was Aragorn by the way)
Her: "But Aragorn (or Elessar technically) is busy ruling Gondor, you can't call him away. Hah! ;)". Does this quote sound familiar? ;)
Me: Fine. Faramir was nearby so HE came and rescued me. With Eowyn's
help. Better? ;)
Her: Fine. But we still are calling a truce! :)
Me: Oh of course! Now that I am *alive* to call a truce that is... ;)
Truce?
Her: I don't get it...
Me: What do you mean you don't get it? If the Ent-tree-thing had squashed
me I'd be dead so I couldn't call a truce. But because Faramir and
Eowyn saved me I am alive to call a truce, see?
Her: Well yes but....oh OK I get it... Truce! :)

Yeah, we have a LOT of fun. Probably too much. :-D The stuff in this threaed is HILARIOUS by the way!
Author:  elvishjedipirate [ January 10th, 2007, 10:35 am ]
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Wow, thos are all hilarious!

Nightingale: I'd marry Pippin!
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