Author |
Message |
|
Post subject: LOTR crimes Posted: January 20th, 2006, 9:22 am |
|
Joined: 03 December 2005 Posts: 5082 Location: UK
|
The person thinks of 3 random middle-earth crimes which could possibly happen. The person below chooses a crime which they would admit if they done it, a crime which they would be caught doing if they did it and a crime which they didn't commit.
For example:
Quote: First person: 1. Destroy Sam and Rosie's marriage 2. Shave all of Gandalf's hair off his head 3. Steal Legolas' shampoo
Second Person:
I would admit that I shaved Gandalf's hair off his head.
I would be caught stealing Legolas' shampoo
And I wouldn't commit the crime of destorying Sam and Rosie's marriage
1. Set Edoras on fire
2. Burn Gandalf's staff
3. Push Aragorn and Gimli into Mount Doom
-----------------------
Person below:
I would admit that I burnt Gandalf's staff
I would be caught pushing Aragorn and Gimli into Mount Doom
And I wouldn't commit the crime of setting Edoras on fire!
1. Kissing Frodo under the Mistle Toe
2. Poking Samwise with a sharp stick
3. Stealing Pippin's mushrooms
---------------------
And so on.....
So let me start:
1. Braking Merry's carrot
2. Cover Shadowfax in mud
3. Mistaking Treebeard as a normal tree and trying to cut him down with Gimli's axe
_________________ Avatar by lamiai
|
|
Top |
|
 |
|
Post subject: Posted: January 20th, 2006, 3:18 pm |
|
Joined: 04 November 2005 Posts: 19521 Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
Gender: Male
|
Oh.. this sounds cool.
I would admit to Mistaking Treebeard as a normal tree and trying to cut him down with Gimli's axe
I would be caught covering Shaadow Fax in mud.
I would commit the crime of breaking Merry's Carrot.
1 Stealing Bilbo's ring before he showed it to Gandalph
2 Rubbing moss in Legolase's hair
3 Butchering and eating Brego
|
|
Top |
|
 |
|
Post subject: Posted: January 20th, 2006, 7:58 pm |
|
Joined: 15 January 2006 Posts: 1543 Location: somewhere
|
ok... i would admit to rubbing moss in leggys hair
i would be caught stealing bilbos ring before he showed it to gandalf
i wouldnt commit the crime to butchering and eating brego!
1. Stealing Gandalfs fireworks
2. Start war with Middle-earth to avenge the downfall of Sauron
3. Stealing the last boat to leave Middle-earth, leaving Elrond, galadriel, Celeborn, Gandalf, Bilbo and Frodo stranded
_________________ <center>
Thinking of new sig set...
|
|
Top |
|
 |
|
Post subject: Posted: January 20th, 2006, 11:19 pm |
|
Joined: 04 June 2005 Posts: 174 Location: BC, Canada
|
I would admit to stealing Gandalf's fireworks! ^^;
I would be caught stealing the last boat to leave Middle-earth, leaving Elrond, Galadriel, Celeborn, Gandalf, Bilbo and Frodo stranded.
I wouldn't commit the crime of starting war with Middle-earth to avenge the downfall of Sauron
1. Cutting down the trees of Lothlorien
2. Stealing the mithril shirt from Frodo
3. Poisoning the ale!!
_________________ I AM NOT A FANGIRL

|
|
Top |
|
 |
|
Post subject: Posted: January 21st, 2006, 12:50 pm |
|
Joined: 03 December 2005 Posts: 5082 Location: UK
|
I would admit chopping down the tree of Lothlorien
I would be caught poisoning the ale
I wouldn't commit the crime of stealing Frodo's mithril shirt!
1. Cover Aragorn's hair in blonde hair dye
2. Pulling Pippin's hair, causing him to cry
3. Pushing Frodo off weather top
_________________ Avatar by lamiai
|
|
Top |
|
 |
|
Post subject: Posted: January 21st, 2006, 6:17 pm |
|
|
1. Cover Aragorn's hair in blonde hair dye :I would admit
2. Pulling Pippin's hair, causing him to cry :get caught
3. Pushing Frodo off weather top: NEVER
shoving Gimli into a flaming Mount Doom
eating Pippins last cookie
keeping the Ring to yourself
|
|
Top |
|
 |
|
Post subject: Posted: January 21st, 2006, 11:22 pm |
|
Joined: 25 October 2005 Posts: 1986 Location: USA, Middle Earth, LOST, Elizabethtown, anywhere I want
|
shoving Gimli into a flaming Mount Doom~i would admit
eating Pippins last cookie~i would get caught
keeping the Ring to yourself~NEVER, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever...well you get it.
_________________ Made by Meganelf
Made 1000 posts on 7/22/06!!!!!!!!!
|
|
Top |
|
 |
|
Post subject: Posted: January 22nd, 2006, 10:51 am |
|
Joined: 03 December 2005 Posts: 5082 Location: UK
|
Itarildë wrote: shoving Gimli into a flaming Mount Doom~i would admit eating Pippins last cookie~i would get caught keeping the Ring to yourself~NEVER, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever...well you get it.
and the 3 options are...... 
_________________ Avatar by lamiai
|
|
Top |
|
 |
|
Post subject: Posted: January 22nd, 2006, 5:51 pm |
|
Joined: 04 December 2005 Posts: 981 Location: Anywhere and Everywhere
|
I'll start:
Setting Sauron on fire
Telling Pippin he was short
Kissing Legolas
_________________
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v616/galadhrim378/princeofmirkwood8pu.jpg" alt="">
|
|
Top |
|
 |
|
Post subject: Posted: January 22nd, 2006, 9:18 pm |
|
Joined: 21 June 2005 Posts: 1597 Location: D-Town!!! (detroit MI)
|
Setting Sauron on fire~ Yeah I would admit to that
Telling Pippin he was short~ prolly
Kissing Legolas~ OMG YES!
you told Aragorn that Arwen ran away with Legolas
YOU really drowned Frod's parents
your really an orc that escaped after sauron's defeat and you are staging as an Elf
_________________
Missing Charlie already!
|
|
Top |
|
 |
|
Post subject: Posted: January 22nd, 2006, 11:38 pm |
|
Joined: 03 June 2005 Posts: 5602 Location: Canada Country:
|
I would admit telling Aragorn that Arwen ran away with Legolas
I would be caught if I was an orc that escaped after sauron's defeat and was staging as an Elf
I wouldn't commit the crime of drowning Frodo's parents
1. Replacing the one ring with a fake one from the dollar store and running off with the real one
2. Drinking the last of the ale and framing Pippin
3. Cooking up Bill the pony and serving him for dinner
_________________ Proud Member of the The Evilishy Nazgûl Alliance for World Domination {Beri}
|
|
Top |
|
 |
|
Post subject: Posted: January 23rd, 2006, 12:21 pm |
|
Joined: 03 December 2005 Posts: 5082 Location: UK
|
I would admit framing Pippin
I would be caught cooking Bill *gets chased by pony fans*
I would neve replace the one ring (who would Frodo propose to me  )
1. Setting 'Bree' in flames
2. Hug Samwise to make Rose/Rosie jealous
3. Sneak into the last ship from Middle-Earth to the Undying Lands, using Frodo as a distraction
_________________ Avatar by lamiai
|
|
Top |
|
 |
|
Post subject: Posted: January 23rd, 2006, 6:02 pm |
|
Joined: 17 August 2005 Posts: 1096 Location: Sneaking up on Elrond. Shhh!! ;)
|
(lol!!  This is a great game, Auntie!)
I would admit sneaking onto the ship to the Undying Lands...'cause then I could throw myself at Elrond's feet and confess my undying love for him, of course!
I would be caught hugging Samwise to make Rosie jealous (just to see her reaction!  )
I would never set Bree on fire (what if the hobbits were inside?! I'd be responsible for the doom of the world!!)
1. Selling Legolas to Mordor to be turned into an Orc
2. Clapping Boromir so hard on the back that he falls face-first in the mud. (:lol:)
3. Locking Bill the Pony in a stable and burning it down.
Bwahahaha... 
_________________
^ Made by Orry! Be jealous, be very jealous...

^ *sniffles* Thank you all so much! I'm so...so honored...*dabs at eyes*
|
|
Top |
|
 |
|
Post subject: Posted: January 23rd, 2006, 6:50 pm |
|
Joined: 04 January 2006 Posts: 72
|
I'd admit clapping Boromir so hard on the back that he falls face-first in the mud
I'd be caught locking Bill the Pony in a stable and burning it down (I know I'm cruel)
I'd never sell Legolas to Mordor to be turned into an Orc. I'd keep him for myself !!!
1. Tell Legolas he looks like a girl
2. Tell Boromir his brother is cuter than him
3. Tell Aragorn he should shave more often
I LOVE THIS GAME !!!!! 
_________________
By me !!! 
|
|
Top |
|
 |
|
Post subject: Posted: January 23rd, 2006, 7:36 pm |
|
Joined: 04 December 2005 Posts: 981 Location: Anywhere and Everywhere
|
1. Tell Legolas he looks like a girl_ i wouldn't do
2. Tell Boromir his brother is cuter than him_I would get caught
3. Tell Aragorn he should shave more often_I would tell someone.
Tossing Gimli
Hugging Aragorn
Killing theoden
_________________
<img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v616/galadhrim378/princeofmirkwood8pu.jpg" alt="">
|
|
Top |
|
 |
|
Post subject: Posted: January 23rd, 2006, 7:42 pm |
|
Joined: 04 November 2005 Posts: 19521 Location: In a pudle on Naboo with dragon kind and ents and Jedi and wolves living in the Last Homely House!
Gender: Male
|
I would not kill theoden.
I would be caught hugging Aragorn
And I would toss Gimli
1.Gluing Legolas to his horse
2.Shaving Gimli's beard and head.
3.Telling Arwen that Aragorn has died in battle
|
|
Top |
|
 |
Who is online |
Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 33 guests |
|
You cannot post new topics in this forum You cannot reply to topics in this forum You cannot edit your posts in this forum You cannot delete your posts in this forum You cannot post attachments in this forum
|
Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group
Boyz theme by Zarron Media 2003
|
|