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PostPosted: December 13th, 2005, 11:53 pm 
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They spread around corners and down the staircase, through the living room, and into the kitchen without incident. Andrew's mother must have been shopping. "There! Get the fruit (sugar!) bowl!"

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(Fructose, Bah! Gimme good ol' sucrose...)

Gollum was reaally mad now. He charged at Sidious, screaming fit to rival Hurricane Katrina. Anthony-Hopkins-Zorro got between them, though, and said, "Lesson number one: Never attack in ang-" but Gollum cut him off, slicing him in half. "Hey! That was'n't in the script!" shouted Anthony Hopkins as he lay in two pieces.

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sauron laughes at them all send s out bucket of orcs to aid Eowyn.

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(How can they help me? We are flying, they are on the ground.)

They had landed in the pot of a ficus that resided in the kitchen. "So. Should we risk flying over, or should we walk?"

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(Is it just us now? Or is it nobody? Is this post *shudders* *gulps* dead?)

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(I don't know...)

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Gollum did a somersault in the air and landed once more on Palpatine's head. He plunged his lightsaber down as Sidious fell with a cry. Gollom turned slowly towards yoda, his face hooded. It was clear his eyes were in serious ned of Visine. Sensing the Dark Side in him, Yoda gave a casual sweep of his lightsaber, lopping off Gollum's head. Meanwhile, back in Padme's senatorial transport....

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"Alright, and move!" yelled Eowyn. They had reached the fruitbowl, and Padme was eating some grapes as happily as she could. Eowyn was rummaging through a drawer, "Hey look, candles and matches. This will work, I think?" Padme nodded in agreement. They grabbed a strawberry and cruised as fast as they could to Andrew's room. "Ha! We're back!" Yelled Padme.

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"That's hunky-dory and such things, but get the effing superglue stat!" Gollum's head shouted.

(btw, why do you need a strawberry anyway?)

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