Eowyn silently prayed that the bleach would not ruin the floor or anything else.

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Reasons I love England #217:
I saw "whilst" on a traffic sign

go me go me go meeeeee)

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Lips, ripe as the berries in June
Red the rose, red the rose
Skin, pale as the light of the moon
Gently as she goes

as always a hero comes home

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Reasons I love England #217:
I saw "whilst" on a traffic sign

so this is the toy forum sounds like fun I'm in

I'll be a smeagle action figure fish included

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Evil is not always chosen but it forced by:
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(+'.'+) BUNNY!
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cancle that some one tookit already so I'll sit out on this one unless I can be another

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Evil is not always chosen but it forced by:
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(+'.'+) BUNNY!
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Artinwe is Gollum, not Smeagol. It could be interesting. Do it!

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Reasons I love England #217:
I saw "whilst" on a traffic sign

ooc. I don't know if I'm eternally pregnant yet. We'll have to wait and see!

Padme laughed. She couldn't wait to bleach the Barbie's clothes. That would be sooooo funny. Also, Barbies were so fake. When Barbies were pregnant, they acted perfect. Padme was pregnant and could be really mean sometimes. Haha, she laughed. She couldn't wait to see their reaction to a hormonally stressed out pregnant woman.

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creepy

Gollum screamed "Sauron! You bleached mty Ralph Lauren loincloth! I paid seven hundred bucks for that! AAAAA! Now it's in my eyes! It burns! What a whirl! How could such a little bleach destroy my beautiful loincloth?" "Hey! That's my line!" Elphaba yelled.

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Can you even dare to look or bear to think of me: this loathsome gargoyle, who burns in hell, but secretly yearns for heaven, secretly... secretly.... Fear can turn to love- you'll learn to see, to find the man behind the monster: this repulsive carcasse who seems a beast, but secretly dreams of beauty, secretly... secretly....

Dine-and-Dash Barbie (hehe) screamed that her billowing hair was ruined, though the bleach made no difference to the color. Tap-dancing- ballerina-fairy-princess-veteranarian (haha, Snicket) Barbie cried that her tutu was going to melt. She started to laugh at the spectacle.

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Reasons I love England #217:
I saw "whilst" on a traffic sign

(Aw drat, you lose internet for one day and fall way behind! Somebody fill me in please!)

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OOC: Okay, Gollum has told us to start the attack, Sauron or somebody suggested bleach to weaken the Barbie morale, and now barbies are complaining. There could be a few Bratz in there as well (wink wink)

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Reasons I love England #217:
I saw "whilst" on a traffic sign

(Wait a minute, Barbies are brats... or did you say Bratz? )

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Can you even dare to look or bear to think of me: this loathsome gargoyle, who burns in hell, but secretly yearns for heaven, secretly... secretly.... Fear can turn to love- you'll learn to see, to find the man behind the monster: this repulsive carcasse who seems a beast, but secretly dreams of beauty, secretly... secretly....

(no no you pronounce it bruatz as in the hot dog thingy as my grandma would say he he he)

Sauron does victory dance (six flag "old man")

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Lips, ripe as the berries in June
Red the rose, red the rose
Skin, pale as the light of the moon
Gently as she goes

as always a hero comes home

(QUESTION: when are the Barbies going to be chased into the bathroom? ANSWER: now.)

The Barbies were screaming "My hair!" "my shoes!" "My *insert object of Brbie vanity here*!" It was utter chaos: the Barrel O' Orcs were pumping the bleach, Eowyn was cheering, and Gollum was cursing like a sailor at the ruin of his Ralph Lauren loincloth. The Barbies were bumping into each other, waving their hands around wildly; but all the time moving closer to the bathroom. Some of the meaner Barrel O'-Orcs jumped on the Barbies and gave them *gasp* unstyled haircuts! The Barbies no longer had Paris Hilton hairstyles. The toy army closed off the entrance to the bedroom once the Barbies were far enough along the hall. The bathroom door was open, and the Barbies went right in. With a cry of "Yes!", Eowyn slammed the door (how she managed it is beyond me) on them. "Now why don't you go in there," said a red-eyed LE Gollum with a white Ralph Lauren loincloth "And give them a nice valedictory speech before we flush them." (I mean it, Morwen. Post one.)

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Can you even dare to look or bear to think of me: this loathsome gargoyle, who burns in hell, but secretly yearns for heaven, secretly... secretly.... Fear can turn to love- you'll learn to see, to find the man behind the monster: this repulsive carcasse who seems a beast, but secretly dreams of beauty, secretly... secretly....

HE he eh I love this post! ilove it sooo much!

Sauron ordered the bleach to be pluged and sent back down the vent and continued to do his victory dance which has changed to the moonwalk...

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Lips, ripe as the berries in June
Red the rose, red the rose
Skin, pale as the light of the moon
Gently as she goes

as always a hero comes home

Padme had a Barbie cornered. "I'm gonna teach you the meaning of pain!!" she cried. She then began a strain of pregnant whining. "I WANT FRUIT!!!!!!!" she screamed. The Barbie cried. "Here have some!!!" the Barbie yelled. "NOT THAT KIND!!!!!!" she screamed. She then ripped the Barbie's clothes and took some scissors. She cut the Barbie's hair very awkwardly. Hehehe she laughed.

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