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The Evilishy Nazgûl Alliance for World Domination
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Author:  Sairahiniel [ July 13th, 2009, 6:38 pm ]
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Totally smexy and evil. Penguins are pretty awesome when it comes to evil.
Author:  Celebwen [ July 13th, 2009, 9:37 pm ]
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Especially when armed with sporks. Only, where do they sell enough sporks to arm all our llamas and penguins? We may have to shop around a bit.
Author:  Nienna of Rohan [ July 13th, 2009, 11:19 pm ]
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I see we have recruited Nazbies. (<---are we still using that?) Anywayz. WELCOME TO TEH CLUB!!
Author:  Shadowcat [ July 14th, 2009, 12:37 am ]
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Celebwen wrote:
Especially when armed with sporks. Only, where do they sell enough sporks to arm all our llamas and penguins? We may have to shop around a bit.





Somewhere out there, there's a spork factory. You know it. And we'll conquer it, and it will mass produce sporks for the llamas and penguins.
Author:  Nerissa [ July 14th, 2009, 10:38 am ]
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Whew, I'm a baaaad Nazgul. Er, wait... a bad Nazgul is a good thing... Hm... then, I'm a neglecting Nazgul. :blush:

I second Shadowcat's notion to capture a spork factory! Commandeer it, and then... who shall we have working in it? Hobbits in tutus? :P
Author:  Smaug [ July 17th, 2009, 7:17 am ]
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Jones-cat wrote:
Somewhere out there, there's a spork factory. You know it. And we'll conquer it, and it will mass produce sporks for the llamas and penguins.


Agreed. *makes note for first conquoring to be local spork factory 117, Flint, MI. USA*

They should be easy to conquor..... :bones:
Author:  Shadowcat [ July 17th, 2009, 4:17 pm ]
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Ah, but we can't underestimate the power of Sporkmakers. Could be a fatal mistake, if not properly planned for.



... I vote sending in innocent hobbits to do the dirtywork.
Author:  Ellethwen [ July 17th, 2009, 6:09 pm ]
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Oh, definitely use hobbits. We've got enough of them running around.
Author:  Celebwen [ July 18th, 2009, 9:22 pm ]
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Right you are, Cat. They cannot be underestimated. Which is why we need a cunning plan...
Author:  Ellethwen [ July 21st, 2009, 12:11 am ]
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It is a well-known fact that Hobbits are easily distracted under the influence of a pint and a really good pickle and will therefore do anything.

...I have a few pickles :whistle:
Author:  Sairahiniel [ July 21st, 2009, 12:45 am ]
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But... Hobbits are snacks! Not henchmen... -munches on Hobbit Squares-

I guess we could spare a few snacks and convert them to henchmen -pouts- Do the pickles compliment their savouriness? Because we can totally market them Squares once we are through with the little *beep*.
Author:  Smaug [ July 23rd, 2009, 7:03 am ]
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Jones-cat wrote:
Ah, but we can't underestimate the power of Sporkmakers. Could be a fatal mistake, if not properly planned for.


True, considering they possess the perfect weapon - the blunt spoon and the pointy fork!

In which case, our plan must be cunning....devious....and above all impossible to ever see coming!

Any ideas?
Author:  Calloniel (PD) [ July 26th, 2009, 1:38 pm ]
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*Rawr*

hola my fellow Nazgul-ites. *munches Hobbit Toastie*
Author:  Darkheart [ July 26th, 2009, 4:35 pm ]
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There's an evil world domination club and I haven't noticed it? :blink:
Tut tut, Meldy.
Author:  Ellethwen [ July 27th, 2009, 4:40 pm ]
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You are not a proper world dominator if you aren't in this club. D<

On that note, HAVE SOME HOBBIT SQUARES. Unless Saira's eaten them all. In that case you shall have to brave that ominous rickety tower to get more.
Author:  Sairahiniel [ July 28th, 2009, 12:45 pm ]
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^ Dude. Dont steal them from Sauron. His have too much yeast and taste funny. Seriously. Its all that bad air from being too close to Mt. Doom and all. Increased sulphur = bad Hobbit Squares.

I, on the other hand, make yummy ones. You can buy them... Real cheap. One kingdom a piece.

(Yes I am a hobbit-flavoured-snack-making Nazgul. The evilness in these comes from how ridiculously yummy they are therefore the price is ridiculously high. Evil, no? :P )

Cally-poo! -hits with fish- You're around!
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