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Post subject:  Posted: January 18th, 2007, 4:50 pm |
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Wow, I haven't been here in a loong time.
*has a peace offering*
These are from the miniseries The Tenth Kingdom.
Wolf: Forgive us, noble woodsman, but have you seen a gorgeous girl with very long hair?
Woodsman: I haven't seen anything, I'm blind.
Tony: A blind woodsman?
Woodsman: Have you ever seen a tree move?
Tony: Alright, Mr. I-don't-have-to-look-but-I-can-chop-wood, your name is Rumpelstiltskin.
Woodsman: No.
Tony: I said, "Rumpelstiltskin".
Wolf: [Frustrated and scared] That's not his name!
Woodsman: Guess again.
Tony: Oh, ah, Rumpelstiltskin Junior?
[Wolf sighs and shakes his head]
Tony: Rumpelstiltskin the Fourth?
Woodsman: No.
Tony: Does it have a Rumpel in it?
["Saturday Night Fever" plays]
Blue Bell: They are called 'The Brothers Gibb'.
Blabberwort: And the song: it concerns a deadly fever that only strikes on Saturdays.
Restaurant Owner: I am the greatest chef in the Nine Kingdoms! Folks travel hundreds of miles just to eat my food!
Wolf: Yeah, well my date's from a different dimension, so don't slip up.
Dr. Horowitz: Now I'm going to give you a word, and I want you to say the first word that comes into your mind.
Wolf: Oh, a game.
Dr. Horowitz: Here we go. Home?
Wolf: Cooking.
Dr. Horowitz: Coward.
Wolf: Chicken.
Dr. Horowitz: Wedding.
Wolf: Cake.
Dr. Horowitz: Dead.
Wolf: Meat.
Dr. Horowitz: Sensual.
Wolf: Ooh, appetite.
Dr. Horowitz: Love.
Wolf: To eat anything fluffy! Ah, sorry, sorry, more than one word. Start again?
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Post subject: Posted: January 19th, 2007, 10:11 am |
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Can I join please??
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Post subject: Posted: January 19th, 2007, 5:25 pm |
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"I'm not as think as you drunk i am!" - "Margaret "Hot Lips" Houlihan-M*A*S*H 4077th
Frank: "Do you know that no one has ever called me pal or buddy in my whole miserable existance! You know what my own brother used to call me? My own brother! Ferret Face. I mean, do I look like a weasel to you?"
Hawkeye: "No, Frank. You dont look like a weasel."
Frank: "Honest?"
Hawkeye: "Honest. Hey Trap, does he look like a weasel to you?"
Trapper: "Who?"
Hawkeye: "Ferret Face."
Frank: "Hey, I had a brother who used to call me that!"
~a conversation between Major Frank Burns(who was drunk at the time), and Captains Hawkeye Peirce and Trapper (totally forgot his last name!)~ M*A*S*H 4077th
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Post subject: Posted: January 19th, 2007, 8:00 pm |
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But of course! Welcome, Fíriel_18190, to the Fellowship!
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Post subject: Posted: January 19th, 2007, 8:16 pm |
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Welcome!!  To you, Firiel! And honor it is! _________________ 
Just became a college freshman; be on sparingly
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Post subject: Posted: January 20th, 2007, 9:53 pm |
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"I was nothing more than an almost innocent bystander." -Cap't Jack Sparrow
EDIT: omg! found a little tiny POTC 3 teaser type thing (on Disney channel)
Jack: "Did no one come to save me just because they missed me?"
*monkey raises hand*
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Post subject: Posted: January 20th, 2007, 11:33 pm |
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I'm back! And I come with more quotes than ever before. I'm on a Psych thing today, I love that show!
'Gus? There's a lieutenant Crunch here to see you?'
'Lieutenant Crunch?'
'Actually, I've been promoted. It's Captain Crunch.'
"You forget Gus, my time with the Native Americans, a proud and solvent people."
"Your time at the Flaming Tomahawk?"
"So you do remember."
"Shawn, you were a greeter, in the casino."
"But the only non-Native American to ever be awarded an eagle feather. Never forget that."
Shawn and Gus
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Post subject: Posted: January 21st, 2007, 12:34 am |
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Maetharanel wrote: These are from the miniseries The Tenth Kingdom. Guess who my favorite character is? Ah, Wolf? I love that movie! It is hilarious! I love the part with them in the Queen's dungeons and the frog. They have to pick between two doors, one of them leads to certain death. Tony picks up the frog and is like: "What is it with you people? Why does everything have to be life or death here?" then throws the frog through one of the doors, it blows up. Great movie. Caoilfhionn wrote: ~a conversation between Major Frank Burns(who was drunk at the time), and Captains Hawkeye Peirce and Trapper (totally forgot his last name!)~ M*A*S*H 4077th
Trapper John McIntyre! Love M*A*S*H 4077 as well. (Ok, so I love movies in general...)
Colonel Potter: That man is a mental pygmy.
-speaking about Frank Burns
Klinger: I am Zultan, king of the gypsies! My people need me sir!
-trying to get out....again.
Colonel Henry Blake: A...a, general, we need a oh-oh-w-w nug. Yes, that's right. A nug. What's a nug, sir? Well, a nug is (Burns turns paper around) a nug is a gun, sir.
-Episode "5 o'clock Charlie" _________________ going on a journey through my old claims
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Post subject: Posted: January 21st, 2007, 2:53 pm |
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Thanks 4 welcoming me everyone..
"How do you pick up the threads of an old life?
How do you go on, when in your heart you begin to understand there is no going back?
There are some things that time cannot mend. Some hurts that go too deep, that have taken hold"
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Post subject: Posted: January 21st, 2007, 3:27 pm |
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I haven't posted here in a while.
Avatar: The Last Airbender
Sokka: "You're almost there, just follow the sound of my voice!"
Toph: "It's hard to ignore."
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Post subject: Posted: January 21st, 2007, 4:45 pm |
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^Haha, all my friends make fun of me for liking that show.
"I honestly have no reply to that." Shawn from Psych.
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Post subject: Posted: January 21st, 2007, 5:29 pm |
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"Maybe we could all rapidly evovle into water creatures."
"That's genius, Sid."
I love that quote!  _________________
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Post subject: Posted: January 21st, 2007, 8:57 pm |
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Haha, I love that quote too. Ice Age is the greatest.
'Wow, I wish I could jump like that.'
'WISH GRANTED.'
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Post subject: Posted: January 22nd, 2007, 11:50 am |
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Frodo: "Mordor, Gandalf, is it left or right?"
Gandalf: "Left."
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Post subject: Posted: January 24th, 2007, 2:35 am |
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Has anyone seen the new Kellogg commercial?
'I like the box because the word Kellog has the word 'ello' in it, like a British greeting. 'Ello guv'nah.'
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Post subject: Posted: January 24th, 2007, 2:30 pm |
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"Honestly what will become of me? Don't like reality, it's way to clear to me but really life is daily. We are what we don't think. Missed everything daydreaming"
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