^ I love the learning French part too.

It was especially funny because I'm learning French right now in the same way, and thinking the same thing!
"The first page I learned in French was full of things that are very hard to get into a conversation. Things like, 'The mouse is under the table'... 'The cat is on the chair' ... 'The monkey is on the branch'...
very hard to get into a conversation! Not a lot of jungle in France!"
But it's very impressive how he goes on and on in French!
He's so funny! I saw him interviewed on the Daily Show with Jon Stewart last summer. Just in this interview for Ocean's 13, he was hilarious! He kept teasing Jon Stewart about the revolutionary war... "And you won! And it was great! And you call it the Revolutionary War, and we call it 'eh, what was that?'"
My favorite parts of his stand-ups:
"Hitler never played Risk when he was a kid..."
"(Again on Hitler) And he was a vegetarian and a painter! So he must of been like 'Can't get these trees... Darn! I will kill everybody in the world!'"
"Somebody kills someone: that's murder, you go to prison. If you kill 10 people: you go to Texas, they hit you over the head with a brink, that's what they do. Kill 20, they put you in a hospital and stare at you through a little window forever. Over that... we can't even deal with it! You kill 100,000 people... we're almost going 'Well done! You killed 100,000 people? You must get up
very early in the morning!'"
"We stole countries with the cunning use of
flags!"
"The founding fathers landed in 16-hmthh-... they started from Plymouth and landed in Plymouth! How lucky is that?!"
"You say 'erbs,' we say 'herbs' because there's an
h in it!"