I love that quote, vikingmaiden :B

"Blue! No yelloooooooo!"

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ARTHUR: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics Brother Maynard carries with him! Brother Maynard! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade!

MONK:And the Lord spoke, saying, "First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shalt be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shalt be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who, being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it."

That one or the one on the bridge about ~ answer me these questions three

I love monty Python! I know its not the film but has anyone seen the dead Parot sketch ~ sooo funny

i also like:
knight of ni: and when you have found another shrubbery, you must bring it here beside this shrubbery...only slightly higher to get a two level effect with a little path going down the middle!

other knights: a path a path!

...and...

knight of ni: you must chop down the tallest tree in the forest...WITH...a herring!!

arthur: we shall do no such thing!

knight of ni: oh please!

I find it amusing too.

Hey, how about quotes from Life of Brian, too? It's great as well, but doesn't seem to get as much love.

Always look on the bright side of life.
[whistling]
Always look on the light side of life.
[whistling]

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'hey there!old woman!'
'im a man!'
'sorry,sorry,old man!who lives in that castle'
'47"
'what?'
'im not old im 47'
'well i couldnt just call you 'man' could i?'
'you couldve called me Dennis'
'i didnt know you were called Dennis'
'didnt bother asking did ya?'

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"...You can always trust a dishonest man to be dishonest.Honestly,it's the honest ones you want to look out for..."

YAY Dennis!

*has forgotten all cool quotes*

did you know that the japanese word for two is....NI!!
I was shocked when I learnt that!

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Lets see........
Well, there's the ever so popular 'I'm not dead yet!"
What are you going to do, bleed on me?!
I'm being oppressed!
Yu don't elect a king!
And, the random quote of the day! I told you! I tollllldddd you! But did you listen? Nooooooooo.

haha, I won a prize at a talent show for quoting the "anarchosynaclist peasant" scene by myself It was all very surreal...There's a bit of random Vikingmaiden history for ya...

Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.


Tim: It is the rabbit!
Arthur:You silly sod! You got us all worked up!
Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul,
cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on.
Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared!
Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's
a killer!

Brave Sir Robin Song!
Bravely bold sir Robin, rode forth from Camelot
he was no afraid to die, or brave sir Robin.
He was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways.
brave brave brave brave sir Robin
He was not in the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp or to have his eyes gouged out, and his elboes broken
to have his knee caps split, and his body burned away, and his limbs all hacked and mangled.
His head smashed in and his heart cut out and his liver removed and his bowels unplugged and his nostrils....... well, for good reason, I won't go on
Is this in Montey Python, or just Spamalot?

Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony.

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Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you.

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Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
King Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

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We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm.

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"Seems I canna possess your soul without losing my own." ~ Outlander

Well, aside from the fact that I love all the lines and Galahad, I'd have to say all the lines from the scene with the Black Knight. As well as:

Herbert: But mother-
King: Father, I'm your father-
Herbert: But father...

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oh, I think my favóurites are already mentioned on your previous posts, haha.

how about...
"some call me ... Tim" (does it go like that?)
"The castle of Aaaaaargh"
"Are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?"


King: "One day, son, all this will be yours!"
Prince: "What, the curtains?"

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I like these:

Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away...
Sir Robin: *No!*
Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away...
Sir Robin: *I didn't!*
Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin.

Dennis: Come and see the violence inherent in the system. Help! Help! I'm being repressed!
King Arthur: Bloody peasant!
Dennis: Oh, what a giveaway! Did you hear that? Did you hear that, eh? That's what I'm on about! Did you see him repressing me? You saw him, Didn't you?

Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name?
King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest?
King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail.
Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that.
[he is thrown over]
Bridgekeeper: Auuuuuuuugh.
Sir Bedevere: How do know so much about swallows?
King Arthur: Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

The Dead Collector: Bring out yer dead.
[a man puts a body on the cart]
Large Man with Dead Body: Here's one.
The Dead Collector: That'll be ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: What?
Large Man with Dead Body: Nothing. There's your ninepence.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not dead.
The Dead Collector: 'Ere, he says he's not dead.
Large Man with Dead Body: Yes he is.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm not.
The Dead Collector: He isn't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, he will be soon, he's very ill.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I'm getting better.
Large Man with Dead Body: No you're not, you'll be stone dead in a moment.
The Dead Collector: Well, I can't take him like that. It's against regulations.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I don't want to go on the cart.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, don't be such a baby.
The Dead Collector: I can't take him.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel fine.
Large Man with Dead Body: Oh, do me a favor.
The Dead Collector: I can't.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, can you hang around for a couple of minutes? He won't be long.
The Dead Collector: I promised I'd be at the Robinsons'. They've lost nine today.
Large Man with Dead Body: Well, when's your next round?
The Dead Collector: Thursday.
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I think I'll go for a walk.
Large Man with Dead Body: You're not fooling anyone, you know. Isn't there anything you could do?
The Dead Body That Claims It Isn't: I feel happy. I feel happy.
[the Dead Collector glances up and down the street furtively, then silences the Body with his a whack of his club]
Large Man with Dead Body: Ah, thank you very much.
The Dead Collector: Not at all. See you on Thursday.
Large Man with Dead Body: Right.

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Arthur: Knights, I bid you welcome to your new home. Let
us ride... to Camelot!

We're knights of the round table
We dance when e'er we're able
We do routines and parlour scenes
With footwork impecc-Able.
We dine well here in Camelot
We eat ham and jam and spam a lot

We're knights of the Round Table
Our shows are for-mid-able
Oh many times we're given rhymes
That are quite unsing-able
We not so fat in Camelot
We sing from the diaphragm a lot

Oh we're tough and able
Quite indefatigable
Between our quests we [something]
And impersonate Clark Gable
It's a bit too loud in Camelot
I have to push the pram a lot.

ARTHUR: Well, on second thought, let's not go to Camelot -- it is
a silly place.
(by the way, Banana, I love your Beatles-ness and avatar!)