Jack Sparrow: [to Pintel and Ragetti] Guard the boat, mind the tide... don't touch my dirt.
Jack Sparrow: [Jack looks at the sleeping crew] As you were, men.
Jack Sparrow: How did you get here?
Will Turner: Sea turtles, mate. A pair of them strapped to my feet.
Jack Sparrow: Not so easy is it?
Will Turner: This chest will help save Elizabeth?
Jack Sparrow: How much do you know about Davey Jones?
Will Turner: Not much.
Jack Sparrow: Then yes, it's going to save her
Jack Sparrow: Gentlemen, what do keys do?
Marty: Keys unlock things
Will Turner: What vexes all men?
Tia Dalma: What, indeed.
Gibbs: The sea!
Pintel: Sums!
Ragetti: The dichotomy of good and evil.
Pintel: [watching Norrington, Will and Jack fight whilst Elizabeth is screaming] How'd this go all screwy?
Ragetti: Well, each man wants the chest for hisself, don't 'e? Mr Norrington, I think, is trying to regain a bit of honor. Old Jack's looking to trade it, save his own skin. And Turner there-I think 'e's trying to settle some unresolved business twix him and his twice-cursed Pirate father.
Jack Sparrow: Where is it? Where's the thump-thump?
Jack Sparrow: Dirt? This is a jar of dirt. How is this going to help me?
Tia Dalma: If you don't want it, you can always give it back.
Jack Sparrow: No.
Tia Dalma: Then it helps.
Gibbs: [after Jack shoots the monkey] You know that won't do any good
Jack Sparrow: I know... but it makes me feel better.
Jack Sparrow: My incredibly intuitive sense of the female mind tells me you're troubled.
Lord Cutler Beckett: I'm listening.
[Elizabeth holds a gun to his face]
Lord Cutler Beckett: I'm listening intently.
Elizabeth Swann: It's real!
Norrington: My God. You actually were telling the truth.
Jack Sparrow: I do that quite a lot. Yet people are always surprised.
Elizabeth Swann: Oh! Oh, the heat!
Will Turner: Jack...? Jack Sparrow? I can honestly say I'm glad to see you.
Jack Sparrow: No worries! Tia Dalma and I go way back, nigh, inseparable we are... were... have been... before...
Davey Jones: Can you live with yourself Jack? Can you live with condemning an innocent man - a friend - to a life of solitude?
Jack Sparrow: Yep, I'm good with it.
Elizabeth Swann: [chains him to the ship] It's after you, not the ship... It's not us. This is the only way, don't you see?
[leans in as if to kiss him, then pulls away]
Elizabeth Swann: I'm not sorry.
Jack Sparrow: [smiles] Pirate.
Jack Sparrow: Is this a dream?
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: No, no, it is not a dream.
Jack Sparrow: Thought not. 'Cause if this were a dream... there'd be rum.
'Bootstrap' Bill Turner: [hands him a bottle of rum]
Davey Jones: Thirteen years you've been captain of the Black Pearl. That was our agreement.
Jack Sparrow: Technically, I was only captain for two years before I was viciously mutinied upon.
Davey Jones: Then you were a poor captain but a captain none the less!
Gibbs: Lift it! Lift it like it were a lady's skirt!
Jack Sparrow: Undead monkey. Top that!
Jack Sparrow: [to Norrington] What are you doing here? You look bloody awful.
Norrington: You hired me. I can't help it if your standards are lax.
Jack Sparrow: You smell funny.
Elizabeth Swann: I'm here to find the man I love!
Jack Sparrow: I'm sorry lad, but my one and only love is the sea!
Lord Cutler Beckett: A certain pirate named Jack Sparrow.
Will Turner, Elizabeth Swann: *Captain!*
Elizabeth Swann: *Captain* Jack Sparrow
Gibbs: [Jack shows him a cloth containing a picture of a key which he has just risked his life for] A key!
Jack Sparrow: No. Much more better... It's a drawing of a key!
Pintel: You don't even know how to read!
Ragetti: It's The Bible, You get credit for trying!
ack Sparrow: [to Norrington] Still rooting for you, mate!
Jack Sparrow: [empties bottle of rum] Why is the rum always gone?
Jack Sparrow: [stands up and staggers drunkenly] Oh... that's why.
Jack Sparrow: [to cannibals after escaping them onto the Black Pearl] My children! This is the day you will always remember as the day you...
[gets splashed by a wave]
Jack Sparrow: Captain Jack Sparrow.
Jack Sparrow: [to the Kraken] Hello beastie.
Jack Sparrow: [sing-song] I've got a jar of dirt! I've got a jar of dirt! And guess what's inside it?
Will Turner: What about Jack? I can't leave without him!
[sees Jack getting chased by cannibals]
Will Turner: Time to go!
Elizabeth Swann: There will come a moment when you have the chance to do the right thing.
Jack Sparrow: I love those moments. I like to wave at them as they pass by.
Jack Sparrow: [to Elizabeth] You know, these clothes do not fancy you at all. It should be a dress or nothing. I happen to have no dress in my cabin.
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