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Post subject: Are You Smarter Than a 5th Grader? Posted: March 8th, 2007, 10:59 pm |
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Questions from Episode 02!
[01] Of the following, which kind of star is the hottest?
1. Blue Giant
2. Red Dwarf
3. Regular Yellow Star
(3rd grade Astronomy)
Answer: 1. Blue Giant
[02] How many sides does a Rhombus have?
(4th grade Math)
Contestant: "...Well, an octogon has eight sides."
Jeff Foxworthy: "Well, it's too bad that the question isn't 'How many sides does an Octogon have?'."
Answer: Four
[03] True or False? Komodo Dragons are extinct.
(1st grade Animal Science)
Answer: False
[04] In the Northern Hemisphere, Summer ends in which month?
(1st grade Earth Science)
Jeff: "I'll tell you this. If she saves you... you would've burned two out of three of your cheats. And then we go on to the <i>second grade</i>."
Answer: September
[05] After China, what country has the biggest population?
(2nd grade World Geography)
Contestant: "I know China's the biggest."
Jeff: "Right. It says that on the board."
Answer: India
[06] Which planet is typically the brightest in the night sky?
(2nd grade Astronomy)
Contestant: "I know Jupiter's the biggest, but it's pretty far away. This is tough."
Jeff: "Well, this is second grade."
Jake (5th grader): "Good luck on the 5th grade ones."
Answer: Venus
[07] An amendment to the US Constitution must be ratified by what fraction of the States?
(3rd grade Social Studies)
Answer: Three fourths
[08] In what year was Abraham Lincoln first elected US president?
(4th grade US History)
Contestant: "I know Abraham Lincoln was president during the Civil War and I believe the war is around 1860-61...."
Jeff: "The question doesn't say, 'In what four-five year period was Abraham Lincoln president...' "
Answer: 1860
[09] A decagon has how many sides?
(3rd grade Math)
Answer: Ten
[10] How many cups are in five and a half gallons?
(4th grade Measurements)
Jeff: "You look like one of those guys at the airport who're trying to bring the airplanes in."
Contestant: "I'm just trying to recalculate it in my head, where's my pencil and paper; it's a classroom right?"
Jeff: "It's a game show, it's not -really- a classroom."
Answer: 88 cups
[11] What geologic era are we in right now?
(5th grade Earth Science)
Answer: Cenizoic
Contestant: "I was going to say something like that."
Jeff: "Sure, you were."
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Post subject: Posted: March 9th, 2007, 12:14 am |
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Woot! I got them all right, except for the last one.
I heard about this show in the radio. Is it any good?
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Post subject: Posted: March 9th, 2007, 5:59 am |
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Ditto, Nauriel. 
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Post subject: Posted: March 9th, 2007, 10:16 am |
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I only missed the one on Lincoln. Probably because I make a point of sleeping through U.S. history... 
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Post subject: Posted: March 10th, 2007, 1:07 am |
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xD My teachers never make us remember dates---- so I wouldn't know either, Astinos...Knighty of whatever because man, I can't keep track of who the heck you are ! >.<
I like the show ---- it's a bit boring if you were a genius, but if you actually don't know the answer to some of these, you either a) learn it, or b) laugh about it.
The host is also a catch!  Jeff Foxworthy is love.
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Post subject: Posted: March 10th, 2007, 3:25 pm |
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I haven't actually seen this show, but it sounds good. What channel would it be on?
Hehe... and amazingly I got all of them right except the one about Abe Lincoln. As a Brit in a World History class I find it quite hard to remember any dates!
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Post subject: Posted: March 10th, 2007, 4:03 pm |
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I'm not sure if it airs in the UK, Larael.... so you''ll have to see if anyone else in UK have seen it or maybe try googling it.
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Post subject: Posted: March 12th, 2007, 1:37 pm |
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Is it just me or is anyone having trouble reading the actual answers  Yep, I live in the UK and have never seen this before. Looks interesting though...
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Post subject: Posted: March 12th, 2007, 1:42 pm |
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Gahh I got 5, 7 and 8 wrong... I know nothing about Lincoln... I'm Canadian 
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Post subject: Posted: March 12th, 2007, 5:01 pm |
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It's an interesting idea for a show, I watched most of the episode on Thursday. But I found it got somewhat dull after a while. I got most of them right, but like Haldir, I don't know those kinds of details about American politics.
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Post subject: Posted: March 12th, 2007, 5:53 pm |
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bow_and_arrow wrote: Is it just me or is anyone having trouble reading the actual answers  Yep, I live in the UK and have never seen this before. Looks interesting though...
The answers to put in size 4 font intentionally, if you want to view the answers, just highlight it, copy and paste it in your quick reply at the bottom of the page, it should be visible.
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Post subject: Posted: March 13th, 2007, 4:21 pm |
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Thanks  The only answers I didn't know already were the american history ones. Then again, how am I meant to know anything about american history? 
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Post subject: Posted: March 15th, 2007, 9:45 pm |
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Questions from episode 03.
[01] What is the heaviest land animal?
(1st grade Animal Science)
Jeff: "It's not my mother-in-law, I'm telling you this now."
Answer: Elephant
[02] We exhale what gas that plants need in order to live?
(1st grade Life Science)
Contestant: "Look at me, I'm shaking and it's only the second question."
Jeff: "You are shaking, shaking like a cricket at a lizard convention."
Answer: Carbon Dioxide
[03] How many times does the letter "I" appear in the following word. Illiterate. (not a great question to type out---but he was asking the question)
(2nd grade Spelling)
Jeff: "One day we can stamp out illiteracy, but we'd have to kill alot of my relatives to do it."
Answer: Two
[04] Which US state lies the farthest west?
a. Alaska
b. California
c. Nevada
(2nd grade US Geography)
Jeff: "You just got saved by someone with superhero underwear."
Answer: Alaska
[05] What ocean covers the North Pole?
(3rd grade World Geography)
Contestant: "I got a pretty good idea; it's Santa Claus's territory there----"
Jeff: "Sammy, you're making me a nervous wreck."
Answer: Artic Ocean
[06] True or False? Earth is over 50 million miles from the sun.
(3rd grade Astronomy)
Answer: True
[07] In square inches, what is 1/2 of the area of a square with 12-inch sides?
(4th grade Math)
Jeff: "I'm making sure your girlfriend's not crying right now, Sammy."
Answer: 72
[08] Rice is what type of food?
a. A fruit
b. A grain
c. A vegetable
(1st grade Health)
Contestant: "Let's see.... a food. Food. Stuff that you eat.
Jeff: "....Yes, food is one of the key words in the question."
Answer: A grain
[09] How many adjectives are in the following sentence: "After playing in the hot sun, I drank two glasses of cold water."
(3rd grade Grammar)
Answer: 3
[10] If you cross the northern border of the US, what country are you in?
(1st grade Geography)
Answer: Canada
[11] What is the minimum number of US coins you need to make exactly 61 cents?
(2nd grade Social Studies)
Answer: 3
[12] What living bird lays the biggest eggs?
(2nd grade Animal Science)
Answer: Ostrich
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Post subject: Posted: March 16th, 2007, 3:20 pm |
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Yay, I got most of those right! Now I'd like to see the show, I hadn't heard of it before. When/where does it play?
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Post subject: Posted: March 16th, 2007, 4:11 pm |
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Sometimes the time changes since it's a new show --- it's trying to find a good stationary airing time. It's usually on FOX, Thursday nights though. It's an hour long, so it'll either be at 8 or 9.
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