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| Author: | vikingmaiden [ August 21st, 2005, 10:27 pm ] |
| Post subject: | monty python and the holy grail: favourite quotes! |
ok, i know a lot of you like this film! so what's your favourite quote(s)? i think mine is obvious...it's in my sig! |
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| Author: | Blueeyedgirl4God [ August 21st, 2005, 10:35 pm ] |
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haha! Mine's probably "your mother was a hamster, and your father spelt of elderberries!" or "It's only a flesh wound" or "I got better!" lol |
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| Author: | Ashwise [ August 22nd, 2005, 8:10 pm ] |
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"Are u suggesting that coconuts migrate?" "Now you must cut down the mightiest tree in the forest with.......... A Herring!" "I fart in your mother's direction!" "sons of a window cleaner!" Silly Kenigits! I could quote the whole movie! |
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| Author: | ~*Enelya*~ [ August 22nd, 2005, 8:33 pm ] |
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Ummm, let's see... " I fart in your general direction! Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of eldarberries!" "A shrubbery!" (Not really the quote itself, just everyone's reaction to it) "Well, she turned me into a newt!" "A newt?" Pause "I got better" The Camelot song. "On second thought, lets not go to Camelot. 'Tis a silly place." I could could go on... 
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| Author: | Guest [ August 22nd, 2005, 8:35 pm ] |
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HAHAHAHAHA this is GREAT!!!! lets see... "I don't want all that, I just want to... sing" "I'll bite your legs off!" "You had me so scared, I soiled my armor!....oh I did it again" "Bring out your DEAD" *ding* "I'm not quite dead yet" "You'll be dead in a minute" |
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| Author: | Malrid [ August 23rd, 2005, 10:41 am ] |
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"It's just a flesh wound" |
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| Author: | Elanor [ August 23rd, 2005, 4:13 pm ] |
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Lady Enelya wrote: Ummm, let's see...
"Well, she turned me into a newt!" "A newt?" Pause "I got better" Just reading that one there really got me laughing
Here's a few of my favourites: Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away... Sir Robin: *No!* Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away... Sir Robin: *I didn't!* Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin. "Run away! " [the King gestures to the window] King of Swamp Castle: One day, lad, all this will be yours. Prince Herbert: What, the curtains? Sir Lancelot: We were in the nick of time. You were in great peril. Sir Galahad: I don't think I was. Sir Lancelot: Yes, you were. You were in terrible peril. Sir Galahad: Look, let me go back in there and face the peril. Sir Lancelot: No, it's too perilous. Sir Galahad: Look, it's my duty as a knight to sample as much peril as I can. Sir Lancelot: No, we've got to find the Holy Grail. Come on. Sir Galahad: Oh, let me have just a little bit of peril? Sir Lancelot: No. It's unhealthy. Sir Galahad: I bet you're gay. Sir Lancelot: Am not. |
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| Author: | Guest [ August 24th, 2005, 9:58 am ] |
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I love this movie, I'm actually working on a flash movie with a Lord of the Rings meets Monty Python thing. Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away... Sir Robin: *No!* Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away... Sir Robin: *I didn't!* Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin. Sir Bedevere: What makes you think she's a witch? Peasant 3: Well, she turned me into a newt. Sir Bedevere: A newt? Peasant 3: ...I got better. Crowd: [shouts] Burn her anyway! 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? King Arthur: Not at all. They could be carried. 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: What? A swallow carrying a coconut? King Arthur: It could grip it by the husk! 1st soldier with a keen interest in birds: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Dennis: Oh, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just because some watery tart threw a sword at you. Dennis: [interrupting] Listen, strange women lyin' in ponds distributin' swords is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony. |
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| Author: | Arwen the webmaster [ August 31st, 2005, 12:26 am ] |
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Teehee...it's a funny movie...my favorite quotes are: Knight 1: We are the Knights who say... NI. [later in the movie] Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni. Knight 2: NI. Other Knights: Shh... Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm. Bridgekeeper: Hee hee heh. Stop. What... is your name? King Arthur: It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons. Bridgekeeper: What... is your quest? King Arthur: To seek the Holy Grail. Bridgekeeper: What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow? King Arthur: What do you mean? An African or European swallow? Bridgekeeper: Huh? I... I don't know that. [gets thrown over volcano] There are a ton of other good ones but you all quoted them already! |
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| Author: | Ororuthiel [ August 31st, 2005, 5:06 am ] |
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Minstrel: [singing] Brave Sir Robin ran away... Sir Robin: *No!* Minstrel: [singing] bravely ran away away... Sir Robin: *I didn't!* Minstrel: [singing] When danger reared its ugly head, he bravely turned his tail and fled. Yes, brave Sir Robin turned about, and valiantly, he chickened out. Bravely taking to his feet, he beat a very brave retreat. A brave retreat by brave Sir Robin. and... The Witch: I'm not a witch, I'm not a witch! Sir Bedevere: But you a dressed like one! The Witch: They dressed me up like this! Crowd: We didn't! We didn't... The Witch: And this isn't my nose. It's a false one. Sir Bedevere: [lifts up her false nose] Well... Peasant 1: Well, we did do the nose. Sir Bedevere: The nose? Peasant 1: And the hat, but she is a witch! Crowd: Yeah Burn her burn her! Sir Bedevere: Did you dress her up like this? Peasant 1: No! Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No! Peasant 3: No! Peasant 1: No! Peasant 3, Peasant 2: No! Peasant 1: Yes! Peasant 2: Yes! Peasant 1: Yeah a Bit Peasant 3: A bit! Peasant 1, Peasant 2: A bit! Peasant 2: a bit Peasant 1: But she has got a wart! Random Person in the crowd: *cough* *cough* Buwhaha. And the best of all-- Black Knight: Oh. Oh, I see. Running away, eh? You yellow b**tards! Come back here and take what's coming to you! I'll bite your legs off!! |
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| Author: | Blueeyedgirl4God [ August 31st, 2005, 7:15 pm ] |
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Arwen the webmaster wrote: Teehee...it's a funny movie...my favorite quotes are:
Knight 1: We are the Knights who say... NI. [later in the movie] Knight 1: We are now no longer the Knights who say Ni. Knight 2: NI. Other Knights: Shh... Knight 1: We are now the Knights who say..."Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-Ekki-PTANG. Zoom-Boing. Z'nourrwringmm. I have a friend who can quote it just like them! It's so funny! |
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| Author: | Taurquende [ September 1st, 2005, 10:04 pm ] |
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Ooo! I love Monty Python! Most of you guys have already quoted my faves already, but I also like: "I burst my pimples at you and call your door opening request a silly thing!" "There are some who call me........... Tim." "And that, my leige, is how we know the earth to be bannana shaped." "They were so hungry, that they had to eat Robin's mintrels. And there was much rejoicing." I haven't seen it for a while so they might be a little off. |
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| Author: | goldelf [ September 7th, 2005, 5:25 am ] |
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"bravely bold Sir Robin,rode forth from Camelot he was not afraid to die,O brave Sir Robin he was not at all afraid to be killed in nasty ways,brave,brave,brave,brave Sir Robin he was not the least bit scared to be mashed into a pulp nor to have his eyes gouged out,or his elbows broken to have his kneecaps split,and his body burned away and his limbs all hackes and mangled,brave Sir Robin his head smashed in and his heart cut out and his liver removed and his bowels unplugged and his nostrils raped and his bottom burned off and his p****-thats uh,thats enough music for now lads!" go the Robin song lol
heres the link for the entire script if u dont know it http://www.rit.edu/~smo4215/monty.htm#Cast%20Credits |
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| Author: | LadyAlasse [ September 7th, 2005, 8:48 pm ] |
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Tim: It is the rabbit! Arthur:You silly sod! You got us all worked up! Tim: Well, that's no ordinary rabbit. That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on. Robin: You tit! I soiled my armor I was so scared! Tim: Look, that rabbit's got a vicious streak a mile wide, it's a killer! |
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| Author: | Malrid [ September 9th, 2005, 4:43 pm ] |
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BEDEVERE: Sir! I have a plan, sir. [later] [chop] [rumble rumble squeak] MUTTERING GUARDS: c’est un lapin, un lapin de bois…wha?...c’est un cadeau…what? A present…oh, un cadeau. Oui, oui, hurry, let’s go. [rumble rumble squeak] (bring in giant rabbit) ARTHUR: What happens now? BEDEVERE: Well, now, uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the rabbit, taking the French by surprise -- not only by surprise, but totally unarmed! ARTHUR: Who leaps out? BEDEVERE: Uh, Launcelot, Galahad, and I. Uh, leap out of the rabbit, uh and uh.... ARTHUR: Oh.... BEDEVERE: Oh.... Um, l-look, if we built this large wooden badger-- |
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| Author: | vikingmaiden [ September 9th, 2005, 10:43 pm ] |
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king arthur to black knight: 'you make me sad!' i don't know why i find that so amusing...lol |
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