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Post subject: A College Entrance Exam For Athletes (hilarious!!) Posted: July 18th, 2006, 5:16 pm |
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Joined: 28 June 2005 Posts: 2310 Location: USA
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The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.
Time Limit: 3 Days.
Write Your Name: ________________________________________
(20 point bonus if spelled correctly).
1. What language is spoken in Germany?
2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - Give the FIRST name of Michael Jordan.
3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to
____ (a) build a bridge
____ (b) lead an army or
____ (c) WRITE A PLAY
4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
____ (a) Jewish
____ (b) Catholic
____ (c) Hindu
____ (d) Polish
5. Advanced Math: How many feet is 0.0 meters?
6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 12?
7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)
8. What are people in America's far NORTH called?
____ (a) Westerners
____ (b) Southerners
____ (c) NORTHerners
9. Spell the name of the current President of the US. (George Bush)
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10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth.
Name the previous five.
11. Where does rain come from?
____ (a) Wall Mart
____ (b) Kmart
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) the sky
12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
____ (a) yes
____ (b) no
13. What are coat hangers used for?
14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for which country?
15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in Capital Letters.
16. Where is the basement in a four story building located?
17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
____ (a) Minnnesota
____ (b) Florida
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) Wisconsin
18. More advanced math. If you have three pears, how many pears do you have?
19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?
20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
____ (a) B.C
____ (b) A.D.
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Post subject: Posted: July 18th, 2006, 7:48 pm |
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Joined: 03 May 2005 Posts: 4717 Location: Middle-earth Country:
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Lol...I wish my college applications had been that easy  Poor athletes, they get such a bad rep... 
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Post subject: Posted: July 18th, 2006, 9:12 pm |
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Joined: 04 June 2005 Posts: 572
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Um... i don't actually understand that last question
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Post subject: Posted: July 18th, 2006, 9:17 pm |
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Joined: 28 June 2005 Posts: 2310 Location: USA
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It's asking you when that happened, and B.C. stands for Before Christ, so that would be like....a LONG time ago.
So basically, the answer is b. 
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Post subject: Posted: July 19th, 2006, 11:45 am |
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Joined: 15 March 2006 Posts: 4107 Location: The Square! LOL!
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OMG! I'm so stupid, I didn't know all of them!
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Post subject: Posted: July 19th, 2006, 12:20 pm |
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Joined: 05 January 2006 Posts: 4689 Location: Somewhere dark... *glowy red eyes*
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Lol thats great! The scary thing is it's true, I've seen the PE coursework.
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Post subject: Posted: July 19th, 2006, 3:35 pm |
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Joined: 03 July 2006 Posts: 1743
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I've seen this before a time ago, thank you for reminding me of it, that's so funny 
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Post subject: Posted: July 19th, 2006, 6:12 pm |
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Joined: 28 June 2005 Posts: 2310 Location: USA
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AllStar Rebel wrote: OMG! I'm so stupid, I didn't know all of them!
lol, you're probably having a 'moment' or something. Which ones don't you know? Cuz the answers are literally right there. 
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Post subject: Posted: July 20th, 2006, 1:39 pm |
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Joined: 04 June 2005 Posts: 572
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ohh.. .it was just teh cornwall part, i thought they where talking about corn.
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Post subject: Posted: July 20th, 2006, 7:53 pm |
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Joined: 06 July 2005 Posts: 6345 Location: California Country:
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Wow, I think I need to give this exam to my friends. They'd love this. I wish our exams at school were this easy!
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Post subject: Posted: July 21st, 2006, 3:05 pm |
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Joined: 15 March 2006 Posts: 4107 Location: The Square! LOL!
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I got the following wrong:
14
17
wrong!
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Post subject: Posted: July 21st, 2006, 4:48 pm |
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Joined: 04 June 2005 Posts: 4428 Location: USA
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Lol, that is funny! I don't think I got any wrong... i hope not 
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Post subject: Posted: July 24th, 2006, 8:18 am |
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Joined: 28 June 2005 Posts: 2310 Location: USA
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AllStar Rebel wrote: I got the following wrong:
14
17
wrong!
ohh, lol, that's probably because you don't live in the U.S. Don't worry about it.  lol
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Post subject: Posted: July 24th, 2006, 12:29 pm |
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Joined: 30 March 2006 Posts: 2880 Location: Tejas Country:
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Yes but even 17 is wrong on its own cause of FLorida having almost no oranges over the past year! .....It was like horrible! ( i used to live in Alabama) HOrriblei say! They waas all nasty and blah!!!!!!!
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