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 Post subject: A College Entrance Exam For Athletes (hilarious!!)
PostPosted: July 18th, 2006, 5:16 pm 
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The following is a college entrance exam for athletes.

Time Limit: 3 Days.

Write Your Name: ________________________________________
(20 point bonus if spelled correctly).

1. What language is spoken in Germany?

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - Give the FIRST name of Michael Jordan.

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to

____ (a) build a bridge
____ (b) lead an army or
____ (c) WRITE A PLAY

4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one)
____ (a) Jewish
____ (b) Catholic
____ (c) Hindu
____ (d) Polish

5. Advanced Math: How many feet is 0.0 meters?

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 12?

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)

8. What are people in America's far NORTH called?
____ (a) Westerners
____ (b) Southerners
____ (c) NORTHerners

9. Spell the name of the current President of the US. (George Bush)
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10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth.
Name the previous five.

11. Where does rain come from?
____ (a) Wall Mart
____ (b) Kmart
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) the sky

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?
____ (a) yes
____ (b) no

13. What are coat hangers used for?

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for which country?

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in Capital Letters.

16. Where is the basement in a four story building located?

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges?
____ (a) Minnnesota
____ (b) Florida
____ (c) Canada
____ (d) Wisconsin

18. More advanced math. If you have three pears, how many pears do you have?

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for?

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)?
____ (a) B.C
____ (b) A.D.

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PostPosted: July 18th, 2006, 7:48 pm 
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Lol...I wish my college applications had been that easy :lol: Poor athletes, they get such a bad rep... :teehee:

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Um... i don't actually understand that last question

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PostPosted: July 18th, 2006, 9:17 pm 
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It's asking you when that happened, and B.C. stands for Before Christ, so that would be like....a LONG time ago.

So basically, the answer is b. :D

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OMG! I'm so stupid, I didn't know all of them!

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Lol thats great! The scary thing is it's true, I've seen the PE coursework.

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I've seen this before a time ago, thank you for reminding me of it, that's so funny :laughbounce:

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AllStar Rebel wrote:
OMG! I'm so stupid, I didn't know all of them!


lol, you're probably having a 'moment' or something. Which ones don't you know? Cuz the answers are literally right there. ;)

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ohh.. .it was just teh cornwall part, i thought they where talking about corn.

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Wow, I think I need to give this exam to my friends. They'd love this. I wish our exams at school were this easy!

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I got the following wrong:

14

17

wrong!

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Lol, that is funny! I don't think I got any wrong... i hope not :P

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AllStar Rebel wrote:
I got the following wrong:

14

17

wrong!


ohh, lol, that's probably because you don't live in the U.S. Don't worry about it. ;) lol

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Yes but even 17 is wrong on its own cause of FLorida having almost no oranges over the past year! .....It was like horrible! ( i used to live in Alabama) HOrriblei say! They waas all nasty and blah!!!!!!!

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