Punch Isildur for not listening to Elrond and Cirdan
Sell Denethor, it would be amusing
Kiss Boromir I suppose, he probably didn't get enough of those
Marry Elendil since he's the only one left? XD

The problem is they're all dead...

Amandil, Elendil, Isildur, Anarion (Hah, brush up on your Silmarillion--Akallabeth, I guess)

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hmmm....

Marry: Amandil
Sell: Elendil
Kiss: Anarion
Punch: Isildur

The Balrog, Saruman, Grima, Treebeard

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Punch: Grima, because he stalked Eowyn and betrayed Rohan
Sell: Saruman, because the look on his face would be hilarious
Kiss: The Balrog, I'd burn my mouth, but wouldn't that be awesome to tell your family? "Hey, ma, guess who I kissed today!"
Marry: Treebeard, because he's such a sweetheart


Lurtz, Gandalf, Arwen, Nazgul

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i'm back for a little! i'll see how this visit goes.

Kiss: Arwen, on the cheek of course, in a sisterly fashion.
Marry: Gandalf, because he's the only tolerable one.
Punch: Lurtz, because I can.
Sell: The Nazgul, as body guards, and get filthy rich off the proceeds.

Glorfindel, Tom Bombadil, Lobilia Sackville-Baggins, Fredigar Bulger (BTW my spelling stinks cause its late and I'm not going to bother looking up words... x.x)

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The Seemingly Nice But Actually Really Nasty Nazgul
School ate my life. *sigh*

Ooh, let's see now...

Kiss: Lobelia, because she's decent at heart (even if OLD)
Marry: Glorfindel, I mean, awesome high elf princely type
Punch: Fredegar Bolger, nicely, cause maybe he wouldn't mind
Sell: Tom Bombadil, he wouldn't even care and no one would be able to handle him, he could just walk home

Um, Feanor, Gildor, Eowyn, and Beregond

(Btw I love your "kiss the balrog", SR)

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Marry: Beregond, causes he's the awesomeest male on the given list.
Kiss: Gildor, cuz he's an Elf
Punch: Feanor for creating the Silmarills and, consequently, killing Daeron.
Sell: Eowyn, cause she'd just beat up whoever bought her (and because I know she'd beat me up if I punched her!!!)

Bilbo Baggins
Smaug the Golden
Primula Brandybuck-Baggins (Frodo's mom)
Goldberry

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Maybe two is better than one
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It most certainly would. I'd be there!!!

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Maybe two is better than one
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Marry: Bilbo Baggins, really the only guy on the list.
Kiss: Primula Brandybuck-Baggins, "Thank you for bringing us the future ring bearer." XD
Punch: Smaug the Golden, it wouldn't too very good but... you have to something if you forgot your sword right?
Sell: Goldberry, I can imagine she would fetch a high price.

Arathorn II, Gamling, Rosie Cotton, Glorfindel

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Marry: Arathorn II - I AM NOW QUEEN MWAHAHA,
Kiss:Gamling - hot
Punch: Glorfindel - I KNOW YOU WERE SKIPPED IN THE FILM BUT DEAL WITH IT!!
Sell: Rosie Cotton - back to Sam lol

Asfaloth
Gwaihir the Windlord
An Oliphant
Beorn

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Marry: Gwaihir the Windlord (I can fly now! )
Kiss: Asfaloth (Pretty...)
Sell: An Oliphant (They can move heavy loads so I would get a good price )
Punch: Beorn (Only one left. lol)

Aragorn, Gimli, Elrond, Bilbo

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Aragorn, Gimli, Elrond, Bilbo

Kiss: Elrond
Marry: Aragorn
Punch: Gimli
Sell: Bilbo

Thingol, Mandos, Beren, Finrod Felagund

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Kiss: Thingol
Marry: Finrod Felagund
Punch: Beren
Sell: Mandos

Gorbag, Radbug, Snaga, Ugluk

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Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountain, like wind in the meadow. The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow. How did it come to this?

your evil you know that

Kiss: Radbug - and then throw up
Marry: Ugluk - he has the most power
Punch: Snaga - he tried to eat my hobbits!
Sell: Gorbag - he's a captian in minas morgul, he'l fetch a good price



The trolls in the hobbit: Bill, Bert and Tom and the Goblin King from the hobbit.

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I'm not the only one whose evil, it would seem!

Kiss: *sigh, not much choice* Tom
Marry: The Goblin King *then have Gandalf off him asap*
Punch: Bill *why not*
Sell: Bert *not worth much, unfortunately*


Fingolfin, Maedhros, Glorfindel, Ecthelion

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Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountain, like wind in the meadow. The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow. How did it come to this?

awwww much nicer

Ok

Kiss: Glorfindel - becuase i know he feels cheated by Arwen
Marry: Fingolfin - he is the greatest elf ever
Punch: Maedhros - cos he did bad things
Sell: Ecthelion - becuase i didn't know whitch one you meant.

Beren, Turin, Hurin, Farmer Cotton

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The elf, of course ..... not the silly Stewards. Ecthelion of the Fountain, more precisely, who killed Gothmog, Lord of the Balrogs, and died as the result of doing so.

Kiss: Hurin
Marry: Beren
Punch: Turin *acted like a right prat, if you ask me*
Sell: Farmer Cotton

Sam, Frodo, Merry, Pippin

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Where is the horse and the rider? Where is the horn that was blowing? They have passed like rain on the mountain, like wind in the meadow. The days have gone down in the West behind the hills into shadow. How did it come to this?