Uh, that's a tough one, really!

Kiss Eomer
Marry Faramir
Punch Aragorn (I'm sooo sorry! )
Sell Legolas (With all those fangirls I'll get much money! )

Mouth of Sauron
Witchking of Angmar
Saruman
Gothmog

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(I would have done the same with Faramir and Legolas, but kissed Aragorn and punched Eomer. Sorry Eomer!)

Kiss Mouth of Sauron (just because it takes guts, a whole lot of guts)
Marry the Witchking of Angmar (will he propose to me with a particular ring? )
Punch Saruman (w00t!)
Sell Gothmog (dirty maggot!)

Another tricky one... cuz I like it this way...

Rosie
Eowyn
Arwen
Galadriel

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Waiting for Bliss... Holding out for my Captain...

Hmm.....

Kiss Galadriel (Shes the pretties!)
Marry Eowyn( Shes cool)
Punch Arwen (I hate her!)
Sell FRosie (To Sam!)

Gorbag
Gimli
Mouth of Sauron
Gothmog

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I saw you look away
Is what you've seen too much to take, or are you blind and seeing nothing?
(I saw you run) I saw you run away
Is what I've done too much to take or are you scared of being nothing?

Marry Mouth of Sauron...his helmet rocks. Apart from that, this is a VERY unhappy marriage.
Kiss...gah...Gimli.
Punch Gorbag
Sell Gothmog (I would have punched him, but there is no way I am touching that )

Aragorn
Legolas
Faramir
Frodo

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Kiss Aragorn (a nice long one on the lips, please!)
Sell Legolas (still getting more fangirl cash!!!)
Marry Faramir (see my sig for details)
Punch Frodo (for putting on the Ring so often)

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Thankies to Princess of Ithilien!
Waiting for Bliss... Holding out for my Captain...

^ You have to post the next four persons, Eowyn!

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Sorry, I kinda forgot! *blushes as tomatoes are thrown at her*

Pippin
Merry
Sam
Frodo

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Waiting for Bliss... Holding out for my Captain...

Uh, that's really tough!

Kiss Pippin
Marry Samwise
Punch Frodo (Sorry!)
Sell Merry (Really, really sorry!!!)

Thranduil
Legolas
Haldir
Celeborn

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Argh, again such a tough one!
Kiss Boromir
Marry Faramir
Punch Aragorn (Again... sooo sorry!)
Sell Legolas

Treebeard
Tom Bombadil
Eomer
Faramir

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Kiss Eomer
Marry Faramir

(wait...so far this is very similar to most of my dreams )

Punch Tom Bombadil (Sorry but...you know...punching wood would hurt.)
Sell Treebeard. Who wouldn't buy a giant, talking tree?

Theoden
Gandalf
Denethor
Radagast

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Kick Gildor
Marry Elrohir
Sell Fingolfin
Kiss Haldir

Gandalf the Grey
Gandalf the White
Saruman the White
Radagast the Brown

(I know Gandalf is in it twice, but I wanted an all-Istari list)

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Waiting for Bliss... Holding out for my Captain...

Oh, EW. I don't want to marry an old guy

Okay...marry Gandalf the White. If he let me have Shadowfax as a wedding gift
Kiss...Gandalf the Grey. Reaaally quickly.
Punch Saruman, cos he's just BAD.
Sell Radagast.

Shagrat
Grishnakh
Snaga
Ugluk

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DISGUSTING I TELL YOU!

Kiss Shagrat (at least his lips aren't that swollen...)
Kick Grishnakh (cuz he is ugly)
Sell Snaga (Snaga means slave anyways, of COURSE I will sell him...)
Marry Ugluk (providing that he doesn't kill Boromir, then I will cheat on him with Boromir)

Isildur
Anarion
Aragorn
Elendil

(Hooray for Numenorean kings!)

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Waiting for Bliss... Holding out for my Captain...

Hmmm... not that bad!

Kiss Aragorn
Marry Anarion
Punch Isildur
Sell Elendil

Denethor
Theoden
Beren
Gwindor

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