Okay, this is what happens when I get bored and have time to think...basically the way this works is that the first person will choose an action for one side, then the next poster chooses an action for the opposing side, then the next chooses for the original side, and so on.

Example:

first person: *lawn gnomes attack leprechauns with rabid squirrels*

second person: *leprechauns retalliate by throwing cream pies at lawn gnomes*

third: *lawn gnomes...*



Yeah...doesn't really have to make sense...just go with it and humor my insanity. I'll go first:

*leprechauns begin war by attacking the lawn gnomes with flying hampsters*

*lawn gnomes catch the flying hampsters in catapults and throw them back at the leprechauns*

Take that, you!

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Avi and banner by ForeverFrodo. Words on banner by me.
Proud Frolass
Resident Elvengoth

(yay! someone who doesn't think i'm completely weird!)

*leprechauns intercept the flying hampsters with pots of gold and crush many lawn gnomes under the pots*

*the surviving lawn gnomes use the gold to buy sporks to throw at the leprechauns*

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Proud Member of the The Evilishy Nazgûl Alliance for World Domination
{Beri}

*leprechauns catch the sporks and use them to launch boiling hot irish stew at the gnomes*

(go the leprechauns!)

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*lawn gnomes use magical incantations to attack leprechauns*

*the lawn gnomes then get attacked by the other side by the man they bought te sporks of because the gold dissapeared*

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*the lawn gnomes enlist the help of their friends the Pink Flamingos to drop cocnuts on the leprechauns*

*the leprechauns enlist the help of sparrows to catch the coconuts*

go the leprechauns!

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i've got a jar of raeg
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*the lawn gnomes start throwing birdseed at the sparrows to distract them from catching the coconuts*

Go the lawn gnomes!

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Avi and banner by ForeverFrodo. Words on banner by me.
Proud Frolass
Resident Elvengoth

*the leprechauns thrun the birdseed into gold pieces so the sparrows are not distracted*

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i've got a jar of raeg
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*the leprechauns eat the birdseed before the sparrows are distracted!*

EDIT : OOPs, I posted too late....

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*lawn gnomes do a scottish jig, which distracts the leprechauns long enough for the pink flamingos to perform a surprise attack using month-old sushi*

OFFICIAL NOTICE: THE LAWN GNOMES AND PINK FLAMINGOS HAVE JOINED FORCES!!!

*the ;eprechauns take th month old sushi ang feed it to the pink flamingos, thus making them sick*

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i've got a jar of raeg
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In the beginning, the universe was created. This made a lot of people very angry, and has been widely regarded as a bad idea.

My other TARDIS is a police box.

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*leprechauns put on head phones to prevent the confusion caused by elrondschild's singing and send rabid squirrels to attack the lawn gnomes*