Spider

i love that riddle
first think of a person who lives in disquise who deals in secrets and tells naught but lies- A SPY
next think of the last thing to mend the middle of middle and the end of the end- D
finally think of the sound often heard during the search for a hard to find word- ER!?!
now string them together and answer me this which creature would u most unwillingly kiss- A SPYDER... spider
