Lol...I wish my college applications had been that easy
Poor athletes, they get such a bad rep... 
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| Author: | keyodie [ July 18th, 2006, 5:16 pm ] |
| Post subject: | A College Entrance Exam For Athletes (hilarious!!) |
The following is a college entrance exam for athletes. Time Limit: 3 Days. Write Your Name: ________________________________________ (20 point bonus if spelled correctly). 1. What language is spoken in Germany? 2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions - OR - Give the FIRST name of Michael Jordan. 3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to ____ (a) build a bridge ____ (b) lead an army or ____ (c) WRITE A PLAY 4. What religion is the Pope? (check only one) ____ (a) Jewish ____ (b) Catholic ____ (c) Hindu ____ (d) Polish 5. Advanced Math: How many feet is 0.0 meters? 6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 12? 7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately) 8. What are people in America's far NORTH called? ____ (a) Westerners ____ (b) Southerners ____ (c) NORTHerners 9. Spell the name of the current President of the US. (George Bush) _______________________________ 10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five. 11. Where does rain come from? ____ (a) Wall Mart ____ (b) Kmart ____ (c) Canada ____ (d) the sky 12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? ____ (a) yes ____ (b) no 13. What are coat hangers used for? 14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for which country? 15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell your name in Capital Letters. 16. Where is the basement in a four story building located? 17. Which part of America produces the most oranges? ____ (a) Minnnesota ____ (b) Florida ____ (c) Canada ____ (d) Wisconsin 18. More advanced math. If you have three pears, how many pears do you have? 19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for? 20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when (approximately)? ____ (a) B.C ____ (b) A.D. |
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| Author: | Arwen the webmaster [ July 18th, 2006, 7:48 pm ] |
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Lol...I wish my college applications had been that easy Poor athletes, they get such a bad rep...
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| Author: | Radagast [ July 18th, 2006, 9:12 pm ] |
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Um... i don't actually understand that last question |
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| Author: | keyodie [ July 18th, 2006, 9:17 pm ] |
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It's asking you when that happened, and B.C. stands for Before Christ, so that would be like....a LONG time ago. So basically, the answer is b. 
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| Author: | BlackRose_Valentine [ July 19th, 2006, 11:45 am ] |
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OMG! I'm so stupid, I didn't know all of them! |
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| Author: | Kess [ July 19th, 2006, 12:20 pm ] |
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Lol thats great! The scary thing is it's true, I've seen the PE coursework. |
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| Author: | gollum13 [ July 19th, 2006, 3:35 pm ] |
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I've seen this before a time ago, thank you for reminding me of it, that's so funny 
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| Author: | keyodie [ July 19th, 2006, 6:12 pm ] |
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AllStar Rebel wrote: OMG! I'm so stupid, I didn't know all of them!
lol, you're probably having a 'moment' or something. Which ones don't you know? Cuz the answers are literally right there. 
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| Author: | Radagast [ July 20th, 2006, 1:39 pm ] |
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ohh.. .it was just teh cornwall part, i thought they where talking about corn. |
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| Author: | evenstar of mirkwood [ July 20th, 2006, 7:53 pm ] |
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Wow, I think I need to give this exam to my friends. They'd love this. I wish our exams at school were this easy! |
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| Author: | BlackRose_Valentine [ July 21st, 2006, 3:05 pm ] |
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I got the following wrong: 14 17 wrong! |
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| Author: | Lúthien Star-Lover [ July 21st, 2006, 4:48 pm ] |
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Lol, that is funny! I don't think I got any wrong... i hope not 
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| Author: | keyodie [ July 24th, 2006, 8:18 am ] |
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AllStar Rebel wrote: I got the following wrong:
14 17 wrong! ohh, lol, that's probably because you don't live in the U.S. Don't worry about it. lol
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| Author: | Annabel Lee [ July 24th, 2006, 12:29 pm ] |
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Yes but even 17 is wrong on its own cause of FLorida having almost no oranges over the past year! .....It was like horrible! ( i used to live in Alabama) HOrriblei say! They waas all nasty and blah!!!!!!! |
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