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Well, people don't usually read much in this thread but I posted them on a starwars forum so i figured since I already had it typed out I might as well post them here too... just for the fun of it.
So here it goes
instead of doing these all seperately and cluttering up the board I decided to post them all at once. These are some starwars words that I put to egsisting song tunes.
Just something I do for fun in my spare time when I have nothing usefull to do... lol
Hope you enjoy them.
"The Stormtroopers Who Don't Do anything" (to the tune of the vegitales song the pirates who don't do anything)
I've never been to Boctan, and I've never been Ryloth,
And I've never been to Kashyyk where the trees grow so tall.
I've never been to dathomier and I've never been to Degobah,
And I've never been to Coruscant in the fall.
(Chorus) We are the stormtroopers who don't do anything,
We just stay at home and lay around.
And if you ask us, to do anything...
We'll just tell you, we don't do anything!
Well, I've never fired a blaster, and I've never fought a battle,
Never killed a scummy rebel cause I never fight at all.
I never follow orders and I don't show up on work days,
And I've never been to Coruscant in the fall!
(Chorus)
Well, I've never cured a mynok and I've never skinned a wamprat,
I've never thrown my gepor snippet soup up against the wall.
And I've never seen a space slug, and I've never kissed a bantha,
And I've never been to Coruscant in the fall!
(Chorus)
Well, I've never squashed a mouse droid... and I've never sniffed a tonton,
And I've never painted imperial emblems on my bedroom wall.
I've never bathed in bacta... and I don't look good in armor,
And I've never been to coruscant in the fall!!
(Chorus) and ending.
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This one goes to the tune of the song (forget the name) "From the halls of montazooma, to the shores of tripoleee"
"The Clone Trooper Anthem"
From the swamps way down on Degobah,
To the plains of Dathomir.
We fought along side Yoda,
And the jedi with no fear.
Oh, we fought the geinosiens,
And we battled droidekars.
We fought the Republic's battles,
And we really took them far.
We fought through rain and snow,
And we fought through a hurricane.
We go where no men know,
And where we go the enemy is slain.
Oh, we fought a rancor a week ago,
And we fought an Akley too.
We vanquished every single foe,
And we marched our way right through.
From the lava flows on Mustifar,
To a quaint little Nabooian moon.
We have seen everything there is to see,
When we marched with our platoon.
Oh, we put the sith in jail cells,
We defeated the confederacy's worst.
Those are the stories that we have to tell,
From our time with the five O first!
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And lastly to the tune of "Didn't sink the bismark"
In the years of the Jedi council, maybe four or five.
We sailed with the republic, the master's of the skies.
We didn't save the planets, no matter what they say,
For when we saw the separatists we sailed the other way.
(Chorus) Oh, we didn't defeat the CIS, we never fought them at all.
We spent our time on Kashyyk and we really had a ball!
Chasing after wookies while our ship was overhauled,
Living it up on Jawa juice and terisian alcohol.
Then I joined as a mercenary with Sidous and his crew,
I blew a battle ship, a cruiser, and a planet too.
I blew up amunition dumps, did my best to earn his grace.
I did it all before that sith sent me to enemy space.
(Chorus 2) Oh, we didn't defeat the CIS, we never fought them at all.
We spent our time on Ryloth and we really had a ball.
Chasing after Rankors while our ship was overhauled.
Living it up on Jawa juice and terisian alcohol.
Now the war is over and our story can be told,
Of the captains fighting spirit, the young ones and the old.
We stayed out on Kamino, away from the battle scene,
We spent our time a chasing smugglers out on Tatooine.
(Chorus 1 or 2 either works) End
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