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I wrote this poem while I was waiting for A-U to load.
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Author:  Lady Dark Moon [ February 18th, 2009, 7:03 pm ]
Post subject:  I wrote this poem while I was waiting for A-U to load.

Oh, will this page never ever load?
I do think my head’s about to explode.
A-U, dear A-U, won’t you load for me
Before my Firefox doth woefully freeze?

My eyes bug out at the green status bar.
If time were money I’d go buy a car.
The toolbar says “done,” but my page is still blank.
I can’t keep staring, or I’d surely faint.

A-U! A-U! My love unrequited!
I can’t find a rhyme that sounds quite righted!
My ears are all droopy, and my heart is all blue.
If I had a shoe, I’d throw it at you.

That’s it, I surrender—no more shall I wait.
Perhaps pleading with forums shall be forever my fate.
I pull at my hair; I tear at my flesh.
Woe is me as I reach for that good old “refresh.”



...says a lot, doesn't it?

Author:  Nurrantiel Mashiara [ February 18th, 2009, 7:13 pm ]
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First off, it's pretty freaking awesome that you wrote a poem about a page loading.

Second thing, it's a great poem.

Thirdly, you just captured my emotions perfectly. :yes:

Author:  Nerissa [ February 19th, 2009, 10:35 am ]
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Hehe, that was pretty awesome. :yes: "If time were money I'd go buy a car." <-- That's my favorite line. :lol:

Author:  Lady Dark Moon [ February 19th, 2009, 11:15 am ]
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Hahaha. Thanks, guys :P

Seriously, though. Is it just my computer or has A-U been in a coma this past week?

Author:  SilverRose [ February 19th, 2009, 12:46 pm ]
Post subject:  Re: I wrote this poem while I was waiting for A-U to load.

Lady Dark Moon wrote:
My ears are all droopy, and my heart is all blue.
If I had a shoe, I’d throw it at you.



:roll: Oh. My. Goodness. You captured my thoughts perfectly! AU has been a bum lately. And no, it's definitely not just you. Sometimes I have to try three times to get a page to load, and once it's loaded, I can't get back to the main page. :disgust:

Author:  Nerissa [ February 23rd, 2009, 12:21 pm ]
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No, it's not just your computer. AU has been in a coma... for over a week. More like a month. :lol:

Author:  ~Aranel~ [ February 23rd, 2009, 7:57 pm ]
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That was amazing! :-D That totally captured my emotions. Thumbs up.

Author:  Aredhel Ar-Feiniel [ February 23rd, 2009, 10:33 pm ]
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... hahaha...

Author:  Jax Nova [ February 24th, 2009, 3:59 pm ]
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Haha! Loved it!!

I know egsactily how that feels... :P Thankfully now the forum seems to be doing MUCH better (at least for me) which is OH so nice!

Author:  Calloniel (PD) [ February 24th, 2009, 6:36 pm ]
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lol, that is genius... just genius. :lol: excellent job!

Author:  Lady Dark Moon [ February 24th, 2009, 7:30 pm ]
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Yessss... together we shall wage war on A-U... die, forumseh... It is, of course, much more effective than talking kindly to it.

Thanks :P

*hammers on 'Submit'*

Author:  Jax Nova [ February 25th, 2009, 2:15 pm ]
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haha, yes. I gave up trying to "talk kindly" to it LONG ago. Hammering is much much more effective... :D

Author:  Eruraina [ March 5th, 2009, 12:49 pm ]
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I litterally rolled out of my computer chair laughing at this! It's just so epic! And it does that to me too. But it's only when trying to access the main page and when posting now and them.

And poor, poor AU... *pets site* getting beat up... but I guess thats what you get for not co-operating!

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