Hey, everyone! This is just a bit of silliness that I came up with a few days after Christmas and I though some of you might enjoy it. It can be sung to the tune of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" if that wasn't already obvious.
I have already posted this on another fanfiction site so if it looks familiar that's why--I don't rip off other author's works. Also, "The Twelve Days of Christmas" song is in the public domain, in case anybody was wondering.Let me know what you think!
The Twelve Days of Christmas Hobbit Style
On the first day of Christmas,
Pete Jackson gave to me:
A Hobbit stuck in a tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
Pete Jackson gave to me:
Two pale Orcs,
And a Hobbit stuck in a tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
Pete Jackson gave to me:
Three heirs of Durin,
Two pale Orcs,
And a Hobbit stuck in a tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
Pete Jackson gave to me:
Four White Council Members,
Three heirs of Durin,
Two pale Orcs,
And a Hobbit stuck in a tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
Pete Jackson gave to me:
The Battle of Five Armies!
Four White council Members,
Three heirs of Durin,
Two pale Orcs,
And a Hobbit stuck in a tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
Pete Jackson gave to me:
Six feature films,
The Battle of Five Armies!
Four White Council Members,
Three heirs of Durin,
Two pale Orcs,
And a Hobbit stuck in a tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
Pete Jackson gave to me:
Seven Dwarven Fathers,
Six feature films,
The Battle of Five Armies!
Four White Council Members,
Three heirs of Durin,
Two pale Orcs,
And a Hobbit stuck in a tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
Pete Jackson gave to me:
Eight giant spiders,
Seven Dwarven Fathers,
Six feature films,
The Battle of Five Armies!
Four White Council Members,
Three heirs of Durin,
Two pale Orcs,
And a Hobbit stuck in a tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
Pete Jackson gave to me:
Nine Black Riders,
Eight giant spiders,
Seven Dwarven Fathers,
Six feature films,
The Battle of Five Armies!
Four White Council Members,
Three heirs of Durin,
Two pale Orcs,
And a Hobbit stuck in a tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
Pete Jackson gave to me:
Ten thousand Goblins,
Nine Black Riders,
Eight giant spiders,
Seven Dwarven Fathers,
Six feature films,
The Battle of Five Armies!
Four White Council Members,
Three heirs of Durin,
Two Pale Orcs,
And a Hobbit stuck in a tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
Pete Jackson gave to me:
Eleven battle scenes,
Ten thousand Goblins,
Nine Black Riders,
Eight giant spiders,
Seven Dwarven Fathers,
Six feature films,
The Battle of Five Armies!
Four White Council Members,
Three heirs of Durin,
Two pale Orcs,
And a Hobbit stuck in a tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
Pete Jackson gave to me:
Twelve hours of crying,
Eleven battle scenes,
Ten thousand Goblins,
Nine Black Riders,
Eight giant spiders,
Seven Dwarven Fathers,
Six feature films,
The Battle of Five Armies!
Four White Council Members,
Three heirs of Durin,
Two pale Orcs,
And a Hobbit stuck in a tree.