No?


Here's one.. In a way, would you have a sense of pity for Gothmog? Yes, im talking about the most hated orc in the movies!

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*thinks hard* Not really.

Would you ever challenge Aragorn to a sword fight?

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Still happily married to Sean Bean! (05-Feb-2010)

Umm... maybe, if I suddenly overnight became a fierce warrior who takes no prisoners. Or if I could be sure he'd let me win, hehe!

Okay, my turn! So...
Would you ever kick Denathor in the shins?

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~~Siggy by Lembas~~

You bet I would

Would you ever try to braid Legolas' hair for him?

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Banner from Nellie

Yeah, because he's the perfect mannequin for me to practise my braiding on.

Would you ever put a saddle on Shelob and take a daytrip to Rivendell?

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~~Siggy by Lembas~~

If I was under penalty of death and that was the only way to get out of it, sure. Other than that... no.

Would you ever doorbell ditch Sauron?

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Still happily married to Sean Bean! (05-Feb-2010)

Yes. I wouldn't get further than the black gate and doorbell ditching that wouldn't be too bad, if you were wearing a full coat of mail with no holes in vulnerable places and could run fast. Besides, it would be funny.

Would you ever walk up to Saruman inside Orthanc in his room with the Palantir and tell him loudly to his face that he was a smelly old idiot and to go wash his beard?

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^ Sig set by Goldy!

Yes, because he'd be so astounded at my impertanance that he wouldn't react until I was far away.

Would you ever give the Mouth of Sauron a great big hug?

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Married Artemis Fowl on July 16, 2007
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The Seemingly Nice But Actually Really Nasty Nazgul
School ate my life. *sigh*

I wouldn't, because he's just so hideous.

Would you ever give Frodo a present which is a box all beautifully wrapped, but contains nothing, just to see the sad expression on his face?

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~~Siggy by Lembas~~

Yes, because a pouty, sad Frodo is a cute Frodo.

Would you ever set off fireworks with Merry and Pippin?

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Married Artemis Fowl on July 16, 2007
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The Seemingly Nice But Actually Really Nasty Nazgul
School ate my life. *sigh*

Oh yes! Total awesomeness!

Would you ever, oh I don't know, drink a bowl of entdraught every day for a month?

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^ Sig set by Goldy!

Yes, because I am short and can afford to do so.

Would you ever mock a drunk Uruk-Hai?

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Married Artemis Fowl on July 16, 2007
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The Seemingly Nice But Actually Really Nasty Nazgul
School ate my life. *sigh*

Sure. As long as I have my sword handy. Everyone makes fun of people/creatures who are drunk.

Would you ever... sing a happy song really loudly whilst skipping through the middle of a large battle? (ex. singing "If you're happy and you know it" while skipping around Helm's Deep)

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Still happily married to Sean Bean! (05-Feb-2010)

Sure, it sounds like a blast!

Would you ever take Denathor out on a drinking night and leave him in an alley somewhere, drunk out of his mind?

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~~Siggy by Lembas~~

Yes! The old...geezer for want of a better word deserves it!

Would you ever run out in the middle of a battle without a weapon, wearing really bright colors just to scare the living daylights out of all the armored orcs and people?

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^ Sig set by Goldy!

... Sure!!

Would you ever try to infiltrate the Dark Tower armed with only an elven cloak, a mithril vest, and a sword? (plus your basic clothing of course.)

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Still happily married to Sean Bean! (05-Feb-2010)