Oh my god, that would be so much fun to watch.
Hey, you're in good company. He thinks that those "Tegan and Sara" people are "ugly Australian lesbians." And did I ever say he was intelligent? I can't. He ways at least 100 pounds more than I do. He threw me down the basement stares last week. *Winces*
He doesn't believe that she already met you. Wait... "She's really a perverted old man who wants to rape you until you die."
Tomorrow is worth living for only because of it.

"I Am the Walrus" - Bono

FINALLY. I knew you'd love it.

Seven Swans - Sufjan Stevens

What's this that timx4's parents are being stupid over?

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^I am dying of a horrible disease called "The Sinus Infection From Hell"

"All These Things That I've Done" - The Killers

Especially because I'm a midget.
*shakes head* Whatever water he's drinking, don't drink the same water, ok? And my little brother weighs more than me, and I can still make him cry. *evil grin* How is that possible that he threw you down the basement stairs? You're over 6 feet tall for God's sake. You're not little. Is he like, abnoramlly large? On steroids? Something?
Yep. That's me. *rapes*
*is offended* But yeah.

Come On -Air Traffic

For A Dreamer Night's The Only Time of Day - Forgive Durden

Aww. Poor timx4. And people are always the brattiest when you're dying too.
Give them all your disease and see how they like it.

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"The piano is able to communicate the subtlest universal truths by means of wood, metal and vibrating air."

*Rolls*
Don't worry, I don't. I drink the radioactive stuff that comes out of the tap, not the refrigeration ick. Oh yeah, I can too. But I get grounded because he goes into hysterics for hours.
I had boxes in my arms. He pushed. That's the basics. And yeah, did I not say over 400 pounds?
WOOHOO! *Is raped to death*

"Smile Like You Mean It" - The Killers

Oh. I just figured out what will cure me.

EDIT: FM: I know. They're all idiots. And I think I will.

What? Picturing a midget shaking sense into your parents is funny?
Good. Radioactivity is good for you. [Actually, everything in existence contains some amount of radioactivity, but we won't go into that.] And oh. I sees. My mother gave up on that a long time ago because she found otu that he was often as much to blame as I was. So she lets us work it out amongst ourselves now. But yeah. Isn't he a bit old for that now?
Why? Just to be malevolent? *wants to shake the brother now too* If I could even reach his neck. Jesus. That's like over 4 of me.
Isn't it the greatest?

Come On - Air Traffic

What?

YES. *Continues to laugh hysterically*
Oh, this is special water. It glows green (not really) and is full of acid from the pyritic rock dump (really). I'm so going to die young. Mother is too thickheaded for that. He always has, and always will win.
He finds it funny. Excruciatingly so. You couldn't fit your hands around it because it's so thick. I know, right? Scary stuff.

"Chocolate" - Snow Patrol

Watching Gary be unbelievably adorable in the Chocolate music video over and over again.

He pushed you down the stairs? What a little... er... dastard. (Yay, I defeated the AU *beep* system... =p)

And that sounds just like my sister... who can get away with anything just because she's underweight. Which somehow earns my parents pity for her.

Wash Away - Joe Purdy

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Yep, and the boxes were full of my father's pottery, which broke and I got in trouble for it.

Oh, lots of fun. At least she doesn't have the mass of a small planet.

"Chocolate" - Snow Patrol

Laughing is good. It's generally a sign of happiness.
Fun. Very fun. But not the dying young part. Not allowed. I say so. And you never know. Maybe after a few good [hours of] shakes, she'll think differently.
What, is he some kind of sick, twelve year old sadist who thinks it's funny to see people in pain? God. Your family pisses me off so much and I don't even have to live with them. I just get pissed on your behalf. *pets*
Best kind of therapy.

Shooting Star -Air Traffic

Yeah. But she does get to steal my CD's even though she doesn't even <i>like</i> my kind of music, and scratch them. Blegh. Makes me sick.

How soon do you turn 18 (and move out maybe?)

To Be Alone With You - Sufjan Stevens

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"The piano is able to communicate the subtlest universal truths by means of wood, metal and vibrating air."

It also makes my head hurt worse.
I could stop drinking the unfiltered tap water, but that means drinking the same stuff he does. Maybe. I doubt it.
Yes. He likes to poke the bruises. You're awesome.
Oh yeah. *Hugs Gary*

"Choclate" - Snow Patrol

FM: I would kill him if he did that to me. Literally. I'm not kidding. Maybe that's why I hide mine in my closet...

Two long years.

Oops. Sorry. Pobre tim4x.
Just do what you need to do to stay alive and not crazy like your little brother, and we;ll be good. And I was trying to be an optimist. You should try it too.
Unbelieveable. *beep*. And no, I'm not. Anyone would say the same. It's so screwed up. I just wish it didn;t have to be that way for you.
Mmmmm. Music.

Empty Space -Air Traffic

this looks like a fun conversation to jump into.

gypsy woman - jonathan tyler & the northern lights

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- formerly ilovesexyvampires, bulletproof

*Cries*
Alright. *Gets on a one-way bus to Winnipeg*
Believe it. Only two more years though. And I'm lobbying to spend a semester of next year in England, so possibly even less. Nah, most people find the entire thing funny. Even the therapist.

"Chocolate" - Snow Patrol