Hmm, could result in interesting outcomes - crazy massive balrog that is covered in foamy stuff. Nah, I wouldn't, cos remember, when Gandalf and Balrog fell into water, it became slimy and slippery but still as strong and powerful or sumfin. So no, I wouldn't stake my life on an extinguisher when faced with a demon of the ancient world.

Would you ever .........try and climb Caradhras, using a steamer, like a carpet cleaning thing that emits large amounts of steam, to clear the way - assuming it's got infinite amounts of energy?

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Hmpf... nah I think I'd try to climb it the natural way!

Would you ever eat twice the amount of Lembas bread that Pippin and Merry ate combined?

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no way

Would you ever force golumn to eat Lembas?

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Visit The Varsian Kingdom!

No, way more trouble than it's worth.

Would you ever hitch a ride on an Oliphaunt?

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Yeah sure!

Would you ever give the ring to Galadriel just to see what would actually happen to her when she put it on?

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God, no.. her turning green when just seeing it was enough for me.
Would you ever learn Orcish??

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no, I would prefer to learn Elvish instead of Elvish

would you ever say to Aragorn that his "white city" is not white but grey

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Yeah sure.. and then duck

Would you ever steal Gandalf's hat?

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yep...I want to see if he is really bald under that hat

Would you ever shave Gimlis' beard while he is sleeping?

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yeah sure that would be hilarious!

Would you ever cut off Arwen's hair while she's sleeping?

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Nah, that'd be really mean. It'd take ages to grow again.
Would you ever dye Legolas' hair black?

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Yeah sure! I think he'd look pretty cool!

Would you ever hide Aragorn's sword?

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Yeah sure, that'd be fun
Would you ever ride a fellbeast?

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Ahh would be a little scary. If it'd obey me, yeah sure!

Would you ever draw some eyebrows onto Gríma's forehead with a permanent marker?

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*snorts* Get him drunk on mead or ale and then when he passed out I'd go for it. Maybe give him a 'tash as well.

Would you try to sneak a ride with Shadowfax?

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poor Gríma!

Yeah absolutely!

Would you ever (dare to) give Gandalf a walker/scooter for his birthday?

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