arwen and aragorn are in a heated arguement

Arwen: Are you absolutely sure that you didn't flirt with Eyowen?
Aragorn: I...I... I.....
Arwen slaps aragorn and stalks away*
ARagorn: WAIT!!

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Gollum: *singing in a deep voice* I'm too sexy for my hair, too sexy for my hair, you cant help but stare, too sexy! And I'm too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt, too sexy it hurts! An I do my little turn on the cat walk, yeah, on the cat walk!

lol. good 1

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That's hillarious! I can't get the image out of my head!

Gandalf(hanging from the Bridge of Khazad-Dum) : Guys, can someone give me a hand here? Come on guys, it's not funny. Do you think I can (pulls himself up a bit) FLY, YOU FOOLS!?

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*Legolas & Aragon sing 'evenscence - wake me up' song*

Aragorn: Wake me up
Legolas: #Wake me up inside.
Aragorn: I can't wake up
Legolas: #Wake me up inside.
Aaragorn: Save me
Legolas: #Call my name and save me from the dark.
Aragorn: Wake me up
Legolas: #Bid my blood to run.
Aragorn: I can't wake up
Legolas: #Before I come undone.
Aragorn: Save me
Legolas: #Save me from the nothing I've become.

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Fellowhip: * singing* : old mcdonald had a farm
Pippin: eeyaeeyahoo
Fellowship: and on that farm he had some..
Legolas: HOBBITS!!!
Pippin: eeyaeeyahoo
Legolas: And a hairy foot here and a fat face there, here a foot there a face everywhere a stupid little Hobbit..
Pippin&Merry&Frodo&Sam * looks very pissed of** runs to Legolas* push him of the mountain** keep singing* and on that farm he had some stupid, ugly annoying elves...

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Witch-King: NO MAN CAN KILL ME!
Eowyn: I AM NO MAN, I AM A........ *legolas pushes her away*
Legolas: OH MY VALA! IT'S YOU! *squeels excitedly*I always thought you were a blonde, but that was just gossip I suppose! And like..... what is it like with all your fan girls? I have MILLIONS of fangirls..... I like to call them nazgirls. Get it? Naz-gul to naz-girl! I am so smart, even though I didn't come up with it! Oh my gosh, you're on your knee, are you proposing? OH MY GOSH, YOU ARE!
Witch-King: Freak >_<
Legolas: Why thank you, my hair is really sleek *_*
Witch-King: Um..... *comes up with an idea* I would propose........ but I don't the ring....... the hobbits do, they are climbing up to Mount Doom....... kill them and bring me the ring and I'll 'propose' *cough*propose the idea of killing you*cough*
Legolas: I already sent Gollum onto it, I wanted to use the ring so I would have more 'bling-bling'!
Witch-King: *randomly keels over and dies of fright*
Legolas: The same thing happened with the 8 other hooded goths >_<

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Legolas is such a good character with doing these sort of stuff

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Sauron: (singing) I'd like to build the world a home and furnish it with love, with apple trees and honey bees and snow white turtle doves. I'd like to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony....

That is soooooo funny!
Another song
Gandalf and Sarumon:*singing, and all dressed or the occasion including sunglasses* I like big butts and I cannot lie, you other brothers can't deny, When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waisrt and a round thing in your face you get.......

Gandalf just told Sauruman he thought he was mad(crazy)

Sauruman: "Do you really think so?"
Gandalf: "Well, yeah, going on the way you do all the time"
Sauruman:"Jesus, maybe i do need therapy"
Gandalf: "Well, admitting it is always a first good step."

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Aragorn: You have my sword.
Gimli: And you have my axe!
Legolas: And you have my bow!
Frodo [to Legolas]: Really?
Legolas: No
Frodo: I'll trade my hair curler for it......
Legolas: Sure!
[Many months after, when they are about to leave Lothorien]
*Galadirel offers Legolas the special elven bow*
Legolas: I can really have it?
Galadriel: No
Legolas: I'll trade you this hair curler for it!
Galadriel: My hair is already curly you nitwit!
Legolas: Well give the hair curler to Celeborn!
Galadriel: Hmm..... ok...... I'll do this trade
Legolas: All shall love you and despair, right? *winks*
Galadriel: Shut it Lover Boy

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Galadriel: *in tight leather outfit that's a bit too small* I am Galadriel, warrior princess, and I love fighting stuff, and blood, and guts, and decapitation, and showing a bit too much cleavege with my tight leather outfit that doesn't really cover any thing, but dang do I look princess warriorish!

Haldir(from a flet over their heads) : I heard that! Keen elven ears, remember? Aragorn, keep your filthy mortal hands outside the perimeter of a 100 feet from my hair. And you, Legolas...
Legolas : What?
Haldir : You can mess my hair up any time, beautiful.
Aragorn : (snickers) I told you Legolas!
Legolas : Shut up!

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