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Post subject:  Posted: December 1st, 2005, 11:11 am |
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Post subject: Posted: December 1st, 2005, 11:30 am |
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Joined: 09 July 2005
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Location: in the temple of love
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Quote: Eowyn: Dude, Aragorn is so yesterday. I'm for Boromir all the way.
Faramir: I'M FARAMIR!!!! But if you want to call me the name of that dead and corrupt hottie, go for it!
Aragorn: *slumps in corner* I've been heartbroken... *tear*
*giggles* Aww, poor Aragorn ... 
Mouth of Sauron: Hiya, Masssster, can we borrow your teethbrusssh?
Sauron: *tearful voice* Shelob said goodbye ... Is this the end? *breaks down and cries*
WitchKing: Guess so ... Well, she's bin tellin' me fer ages tha' she's gettin' herself a new boyfrien'.
Sauron: *looks slightly surprised* And this is?
W-K: The soap-operas director!
(no offence to those who like soap-operas  )
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<center>[font=Times New Roman]<img src="http://tinyurl.com/63ongu"><br><br>From sorrow & pain I find my strength ... the more pain I feel, the more I see /// July the 4th 2008, first day of my life...<br><br>I met Eru on September 5th 2006 ♥ (and April 15th 2008!)<br><br>Censorship Causes Blindness</center>[/font]
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Post subject: Posted: December 1st, 2005, 10:26 pm |
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Joined: 10 September 2005
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Location: P3X-774, Rohan, Moya, or my TARDIS
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Hmmmm............
Tom Bombadil: *in the old Forest, drinking beer and belching* Ha! look at the funny tree eating the hobbits! That funny!
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Post subject: Posted: December 3rd, 2005, 10:25 am |
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Mouth of Sauron: Welcome to Mordor. I will now taunt you and try to convince you that my master has killed your beloved hobbits and now has the ring. As I insult your future king, Aragorn, feel free to cut my head off. Thank you hand have a nice day.
Aragorn: Frodo, where is the ring?
Frodo: *Looks startled, then reluctantly pulls it out of his pocket*
Aragorn: HA! *Stabs Frodo to death and takes the ring* Sucker.
Nazgul: *Rides up to the hobbits* Excuse me sirs, but would you like to buy any of "Sauron's Instant Minion Shampoo?" Just lather, rinse, and repeat for beautiful, shiny hair. Oh, also, using this product will make you one of the Dark Lord's mindless minions!!! How 'bout it?
Pippin: Sure!
Frodo: *Elbows Pippin* Err... No thanks.
Nazgul: Well then. I will now scream and try to kill you. Go ahead and run away as fast as your litle legs can carry you.
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Post subject: Posted: December 3rd, 2005, 12:58 pm |
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Joined: 30 October 2005
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Location: 'Dance like flame cuase theres no gravity, and now I am just a candle trying to stay lit...
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^ lmbo lol , HA!
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Post subject: Posted: December 3rd, 2005, 2:36 pm |
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Joined: 09 July 2005
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Oh my... That was hilarious! 
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Post subject: Posted: December 4th, 2005, 8:31 pm |
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Location: P3X-774, Rohan, Moya, or my TARDIS
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Aragorn wrote: Aragorn: HA! *Stabs Frodo to death and takes the ring* Sucker.
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That is really funny! I almost fell of my chair laughing!
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Post subject: Posted: December 5th, 2005, 11:24 am |
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Joined: 03 December 2005
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Location: UK
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Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elven eyes see?
Legolas: Um..... the ground, the sky, some hills........
Aragorn: No, something which us humans can't see! 
Legolas: Oh...... well I can see a Arwen flirting with a hobbit over there.......
Aragorn: What!? Where? 
Legolas: On the top of Mount Doom
Aragorn: You are such a good friend for telling me that! I must dash off now to kill that hobbit!
Legolas: Bye  Take as long as you want!
*Aragorn rushes off to Mount Doom*
Legolas: *sniggers* Sucker........  _________________ Avatar by lamiai
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Post subject: Posted: December 5th, 2005, 11:32 am |
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Galasriniel wrote: Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elven eyes see? Legolas: Um..... the ground, the sky, some hills........ Aragorn: No, something which us humans can't see! Legolas: Oh...... well I can see a Arwen flirting with a hobbit over there....... Aragorn: What!? Where? Legolas: On the top of Mount Doom Aragorn: You are such a good friend for telling me that! I must dash off now to kill that hobbit! Legolas: Bye Take as long as you want! *Aragorn rushes off to Mount Doom* Legolas: *sniggers* Sucker........ haha
Oh Hobbit, Where Art Thou?
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Post subject: Posted: December 5th, 2005, 11:34 am |
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Elf Girl wrote: Galasriniel wrote: Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elven eyes see? Legolas: Um..... the ground, the sky, some hills........ Aragorn: No, something which us humans can't see! Legolas: Oh...... well I can see a Arwen flirting with a hobbit over there....... Aragorn: What!? Where? Legolas: On the top of Mount Doom Aragorn: You are such a good friend for telling me that! I must dash off now to kill that hobbit! Legolas: Bye Take as long as you want! *Aragorn rushes off to Mount Doom* Legolas: *sniggers* Sucker........ haha Oh Hobbit, Where Art Thou? 
Arwen: I choose a mortal life........
Aragorn: *stares at evenstar* You are so beautiful!
Arwen: Why thank you! 
Aragorn: Not you, the evenstar! _________________ Avatar by lamiai
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Post subject: Posted: December 5th, 2005, 11:36 am |
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Sauron: Nudge me in the eye, please.
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Post subject: Posted: December 5th, 2005, 11:41 am |
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Joined: 03 December 2005
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Location: UK
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Saruman: *grabs Gandalf's staff without picking it up*
Gandalf: Woah, how did you do that!
Saruman: I used the force
Gandalf: Count Doku died ages ago......
Saruman: BUT COUNT DRACULA LIVES ON!
Gandalf: *back away slowly*
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Post subject: Posted: December 5th, 2005, 12:43 pm |
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Aragorn: Do you remember the time when we first met??
Arwen: yes ofcourse...
Aragorn: *smiles proudly*
Arwen: .. That was the day you was fallen in the mud, there was a awful smell about you and you didn't want to take a bath..
Aragorn: * looks a bit confused*
Arwen: ..and then I also met Legolas...his eyes were so beautiful..and he smelled so nice...
Aragorn: * very angry between his teeth trough* Oow really..how nice for him..
Arwen: yes I have made my decision..I think I am gonna marry Legolas..he smells so nice!!!
Aragorn: * thinks: stupid elfboy** walks to Eowyn* hey honey, do you still love me??
Eowyn: Noo sorry, I don't like half eaten breadslices...
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Post subject: Posted: December 5th, 2005, 12:53 pm |
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Joined: 03 December 2005
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Location: UK
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Gimli: I never thought I'd be fighting besides an elf!
Legolas: How about fighting besides a friend?
Gimli: I wish 
Legolas:  Do you think you are going to be slain by the orcs?
Gimili: Na.... I mean, orcs used to be elves but tortured to the will of Sauron! I have no worries at all!
Legolas: Grrrr...... *forces smilie* Are you feeling lucky today?
Gimli: If I had any luck, I wouldn't be standing next to an elf with blonde, damsel in distresses hair sprayed with feminine, lavender hairspray, would I?
Legolas: THAT'S IT! *picks up Gimli and throws him towards the orcs*
Gimli: Don't toss a dw........ *lands onto the vasts of spiked javelins*
Legolas: That shows him for critising my hair  _________________ Avatar by lamiai
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Post subject: Posted: December 5th, 2005, 1:10 pm |
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Location: Michigan
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Galasriniel wrote: Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elven eyes see? Legolas: Um..... the ground, the sky, some hills........ Aragorn: No, something which us humans can't see! Legolas: Oh...... well I can see a Arwen flirting with a hobbit over there....... Aragorn: What!? Where? Legolas: On the top of Mount Doom Aragorn: You are such a good friend for telling me that! I must dash off now to kill that hobbit! Legolas: Bye Take as long as you want! *Aragorn rushes off to Mount Doom* Legolas: *sniggers* Sucker........  love it! _________________ <center>
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Post subject: Posted: December 5th, 2005, 1:47 pm |
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Joined: 03 December 2005
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~Shieldmaiden~ wrote: Galasriniel wrote: Aragorn: Legolas, what do your elven eyes see? Legolas: Um..... the ground, the sky, some hills........ Aragorn: No, something which us humans can't see! Legolas: Oh...... well I can see a Arwen flirting with a hobbit over there....... Aragorn: What!? Where? Legolas: On the top of Mount Doom Aragorn: You are such a good friend for telling me that! I must dash off now to kill that hobbit! Legolas: Bye Take as long as you want! *Aragorn rushes off to Mount Doom* Legolas: *sniggers* Sucker........ love it! I love it too _________________ Avatar by lamiai
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