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Post subject:  Posted: November 11th, 2005, 7:28 pm |
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Sam: Don't leave me here alone. Don't go where I can't follow. Wake up!
Frodo: *thinking* Can it be? It's finally working! I've been trying to get rid of him for weeks and now I've done it. It was so perfectly planned....Shelob graciously agreed to set it up so that I look like I was dead (bless her dear heart)...then those kind orcs said that they would drag me up to a tower and hide me so Sam would *never* find me in exchange for my mithril coat.
*later in the tower*
Frodo: Ahh safe at last.
*Sam bursts into the room*
Sam: Don't worry Frodo, I'm here.
Frodo: *desperatly thinking of an excuse* It's too late Sam, they've taken the Ring.
Sam: *triumphantly* Don't worry, I got it right here. Now we can continue our mission. TOGETHER.
Frodo: Noooooooo.
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Post subject: Posted: November 12th, 2005, 3:39 am |
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Aragorn(Talking to Legolas): Here's an idea. Let's wait until Haldir is not looking, and then mess his hair up!
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Post subject: Posted: November 13th, 2005, 6:01 am |
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HaldirIthillen wrote: Aragorn(Talking to Legolas): Here's an idea. Let's wait until Haldir is not looking, and then mess his hair up!
  Poor Haldir. 
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Post subject: Posted: November 13th, 2005, 7:48 am |
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Quote: Aragorn(Talking to Legolas): Here's an idea. Let's wait until Haldir is not looking, and then mess his hair up!
:lol::lol:
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Post subject: Posted: November 19th, 2005, 5:18 pm |
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Legolas (to Aragorn) : Young man, could you read me this small print inscription on the bow Galadriel gave me? I think I left my glasses in Lorien. (sighs)
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Post subject: Posted: November 22nd, 2005, 12:45 am |
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Location: P3X-774, Rohan, Moya, or my TARDIS
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Theoden" Eowyn, time to go to war!
Eowyn: But I don't wanna! I want to grow up and be a pretty pretty princess, and marry a cute elven prince, and then get married, and have lot's of kids, and be happy.
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Post subject: Posted: November 25th, 2005, 7:09 pm |
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^Nice one, Nauriel!!!  _________________ 
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Post subject: Posted: November 25th, 2005, 10:43 pm |
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Here's another one
Aragorn: Ahhhhhhh! Who stole my lavender flower deoderant plus armpit sanitizer? Was it you Legolas?
Legolas: Deoderant? isn't that what blood, mud, and gunk is for? Oh, and you can have my shampoo. I don't like it.
Aragorn: Shampoo?! Yeah! And it's strawberry sented too! I love you Legolas!
Pippin: Does that mean I can have Arwen?
Aragorn: Sure, whatever.
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Post subject: Posted: November 26th, 2005, 11:05 am |
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NR wrote:
Quote: Aragorn: Ahhhhhhh! Who stole my lavender flower deoderant plus armpit sanitizer? Was it you Legolas?
Legolas: Deoderant? isn't that what blood, mud, and gunk is for? Oh, and you can have my shampoo. I don't like it.
Aragorn: Shampoo?! Yeah! And it's strawberry sented too! I love you Legolas!
Pippin: Does that mean I can have Arwen?
Aragorn: Sure, whatever.
This one's good!
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Post subject: Posted: November 26th, 2005, 11:53 am |
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Hehehehehe, these are great! 
Sauron: Who cares about that silly Ring, just let them have it! *grumble* It was kinda pretty but oh well... _________________ 
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Post subject: Posted: November 26th, 2005, 6:16 pm |
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Nauriel Rochnur wrote: Here's another one
Aragorn: Ahhhhhhh! Who stole my lavender flower deoderant plus armpit sanitizer? Was it you Legolas?
Legolas: Deoderant? isn't that what blood, mud, and gunk is for? Oh, and you can have my shampoo. I don't like it.
Aragorn: Shampoo?! Yeah! And it's strawberry sented too! I love you Legolas!
Pippin: Does that mean I can have Arwen?
Aragorn: Sure, whatever.
Strawberry scented shampoo! Yeah! No heir of Elendil should be without it!
Treebeard : Come on Shadowfax, you slug! Catch up! _________________
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Post subject: Posted: November 26th, 2005, 10:18 pm |
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Eowyn: Dude, Aragorn is so yesterday. I'm for Boromir all the way.
Faramir: I'M FARAMIR!!!! But if you want to call me the name of that dead and corrupt hottie, go for it!
Aragorn: *slumps in corner* I've been heartbroken... *tear*
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Post subject: Posted: December 1st, 2005, 11:11 am |
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Post subject: Posted: December 1st, 2005, 11:30 am |
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Quote: Eowyn: Dude, Aragorn is so yesterday. I'm for Boromir all the way.
Faramir: I'M FARAMIR!!!! But if you want to call me the name of that dead and corrupt hottie, go for it!
Aragorn: *slumps in corner* I've been heartbroken... *tear*
*giggles* Aww, poor Aragorn ... 
Mouth of Sauron: Hiya, Masssster, can we borrow your teethbrusssh?
Sauron: *tearful voice* Shelob said goodbye ... Is this the end? *breaks down and cries*
WitchKing: Guess so ... Well, she's bin tellin' me fer ages tha' she's gettin' herself a new boyfrien'.
Sauron: *looks slightly surprised* And this is?
W-K: The soap-operas director!
(no offence to those who like soap-operas  )
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Post subject: Posted: December 1st, 2005, 10:26 pm |
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Hmmmm............
Tom Bombadil: *in the old Forest, drinking beer and belching* Ha! look at the funny tree eating the hobbits! That funny!
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Post subject: Posted: December 3rd, 2005, 10:25 am |
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Mouth of Sauron: Welcome to Mordor. I will now taunt you and try to convince you that my master has killed your beloved hobbits and now has the ring. As I insult your future king, Aragorn, feel free to cut my head off. Thank you hand have a nice day.
Aragorn: Frodo, where is the ring?
Frodo: *Looks startled, then reluctantly pulls it out of his pocket*
Aragorn: HA! *Stabs Frodo to death and takes the ring* Sucker.
Nazgul: *Rides up to the hobbits* Excuse me sirs, but would you like to buy any of "Sauron's Instant Minion Shampoo?" Just lather, rinse, and repeat for beautiful, shiny hair. Oh, also, using this product will make you one of the Dark Lord's mindless minions!!! How 'bout it?
Pippin: Sure!
Frodo: *Elbows Pippin* Err... No thanks.
Nazgul: Well then. I will now scream and try to kill you. Go ahead and run away as fast as your litle legs can carry you.
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