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Post subject: Orc Joke  Posted: August 7th, 2007, 10:12 pm |
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I stumbled upon this joke in a LotR community, and I thought you lot might enjoy it 
*ahem*
A company of Orcs had to transport some prisoners through a desert. They went on for miles and miles and ran out of food. The Orcs became very hungry... and then one had an idea.
"Let us cut off the prisoners' legs. We can carry them and we shall not be hungry anymore"
Everybody though it this a great idea so they cut off the prisoners legs and ate them. The company continued to march and they became hungry once more. So one of them then said, "Let us cut off the prisoners' arms and eat them too."
So they cut off the prisoners arms and ate them.
Eventually they arrived at the gates of Mordor and the watch Captain said, "Where are the prisoners you where supposed to deliver for interrogation?"
The Orcs handed over a bag of heads and said, "Well, they only need to talk don't they?" _________________ 
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Post subject: Posted: August 7th, 2007, 10:22 pm |
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Ew...
(Gets over being grossed out)
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Post subject: Posted: August 8th, 2007, 12:15 pm |
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 I should be grossed out but I'm really not. _________________ 
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Post subject: Posted: August 8th, 2007, 4:05 pm |
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oh gods, that is too funny... *dies* and its totally something orcs would do
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Post subject: Posted: August 8th, 2007, 4:09 pm |
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oh gods, that is too funny... *dies* and its totally something orcs would do
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Post subject: Posted: August 8th, 2007, 9:22 pm |
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Lol that's funny. Just goes to show how stupid orcs really are!!
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Post subject: Posted: August 9th, 2007, 12:09 am |
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ewww! But I could totally see orcs doing that!  that was funny! _________________ Chase a couple hearts, we could leave 'em in shreds
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Post subject: Posted: August 12th, 2007, 9:38 am |
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haha, that's sooo typical orcs!!!! It's so funny 
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Post subject: Posted: August 19th, 2007, 5:43 pm |
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Post subject: Posted: August 20th, 2007, 12:10 am |
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Aranel_En_Mirkwood wrote: lol. I love orc logic...
It looks like this: 1+1=food! _________________
Thanks RA, Elenriel, PD/Aliana Dawn, Arwen, Aramel, Shadowcat, Nurr, Tar-Dis!
Pippin of Herenya's Line - "...give nothing back!"
Got fed up and eloped with Ragetti 1-3-08
PHYLLIS, THE ANTI-SUSPIAN!
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Post subject: Posted: August 20th, 2007, 10:14 am |
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Augh! That's almost as bad as my dad's LOTR jokes. But not quite...
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Post subject: Posted: August 22nd, 2007, 8:35 am |
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That's great...
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Post subject: Posted: August 27th, 2007, 7:31 am |
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thank you so much for posting my joke.im glad people find it funny.
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