I stumbled upon this joke in a LotR community, and I thought you lot might enjoy it


*ahem*


A company of Orcs had to transport some prisoners through a desert. They went on for miles and miles and ran out of food. The Orcs became very hungry... and then one had an idea.
"Let us cut off the prisoners' legs. We can carry them and we shall not be hungry anymore"
Everybody though it this a great idea so they cut off the prisoners legs and ate them. The company continued to march and they became hungry once more. So one of them then said, "Let us cut off the prisoners' arms and eat them too."
So they cut off the prisoners arms and ate them.
Eventually they arrived at the gates of Mordor and the watch Captain said, "Where are the prisoners you where supposed to deliver for interrogation?"
The Orcs handed over a bag of heads and said, "Well, they only need to talk don't they?"

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Ew...

(Gets over being grossed out)

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Pippin of Herenya's Line - "...give nothing back!"
Got fed up and eloped with Ragetti 1-3-08
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oh gods, that is too funny... *dies* and its totally something orcs would do

oh gods, that is too funny... *dies* and its totally something orcs would do

Lol that's funny. Just goes to show how stupid orcs really are!!

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ewww! But I could totally see orcs doing that! that was funny!

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haha, that's sooo typical orcs!!!! It's so funny

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lol. I love orc logic...

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It looks like this: 1+1=food!

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Thanks RA, Elenriel, PD/Aliana Dawn, Arwen, Aramel, Shadowcat, Nurr, Tar-Dis!
Pippin of Herenya's Line - "...give nothing back!"
Got fed up and eloped with Ragetti 1-3-08
PHYLLIS, THE ANTI-SUSPIAN!

Augh! That's almost as bad as my dad's LOTR jokes. But not quite...

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That's great...

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thank you so much for posting my joke.im glad people find it funny.

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