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Post subject:  Posted: June 11th, 2005, 11:00 pm |
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Heh, that was a good one....
*Sam and Frodo are on a rock in the middle of a lava flow, post ring destruction, pre rescue*
Frodo: I can see it Sam, the Shire. And all the green grass, brown bread, the hobbit lasses giggling as we ...
Sam: *with a shocked look on his face* MR FRODO!
Frodo: *ahem* I mean, the stream...
Sam: *relieved* That's more like it.
Witch King: Move into the city.
Gothmog: *turns around, zips up pants* Much better, now what were you saying.
Witch King: *Sighs* Just go kills some dudes.
Gothmog: Alright!
Witch King: *sighs again* This is what happens when you get minions from Minas Morgul community college. I need to pay them a visit....
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Post subject: Posted: June 11th, 2005, 11:32 pm |
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Elenya wrote: Lol! I love all of them! lol
I came up with another one.
In FotR, at Isengard
Saruman: Gandalf the Grey rides to Isengard seeking my counsel. For that is why you have come, is it not?
Gandalf: (sarcastic) No, I came to play Scrabble-Of course I came for counsel!
Saruman: Oh, well, we could play some Scrabble anyway if you want to.
Gandalf: Um, ok! Sure! I mean, it's not like Sauron's trying to take the Ring or the fate of Middle-Earth is in jepordy or anything.
(about an hour later)
Saruman: Haha! I won!
Gandalf: Only because you cheated!
Saruman: I did not! You liar!
Gandalf: I'm not the liar in this room.
Saruman: Ok, that does it!
(they start their "staff fight". Saruman get Gandalf's staff)
Saruman: You could have admitted freely that I won, but instead, you have elected the way of PAIN!
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Post subject: Posted: June 12th, 2005, 1:09 am |
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Ringwraiths: (at Weathertop) *LOOM!* *Reaches hand out for ring**pulls off mask revealing rumpled looking accountant.* Look kid, that piece of jewelry is tax deductable, so we're going to need it back.
Frodo: 
Ringwraiths: *sigh* Ok, we'll give you a new bike if you give us the tacky gold ring.
Frodo: *face lights up* You bet your sweet bippy!
Other Ringwraith: *whispers to head wraith* I didn't know kids knew that expression.
Other Other Ringwraith: *whispering to other wraiths* It's that whole retro trend.
Head Wraith: Ok guys, we got the ring, we better go return these costumes.
Other other other Wraith: Umm...they're rented? _________________
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Post subject: Posted: June 12th, 2005, 11:20 am |
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Elenya wrote: Gandalf: You didn't think I'd miss your uncle Bibo's birthday, did you?
Frodo, muttering: Well, we were hoping
Gandalf: What did you say?
Frodo: Nothing! (looks innocent)
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Post subject: Posted: June 12th, 2005, 1:10 pm |
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I like that one too.
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Post subject: Posted: June 12th, 2005, 3:32 pm |
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Allorien wrote: Ringwraiths: (at Weathertop) *LOOM!* *Reaches hand out for ring**pulls off mask revealing rumpled looking accountant.* Look kid, that piece of jewelry is tax deductable, so we're going to need it back. Frodo: Ringwraiths: *sigh* Ok, we'll give you a new bike if you give us the tacky gold ring. Frodo: *face lights up* You bet your sweet bippy! Other Ringwraith: *whispers to head wraith* I didn't know kids knew that expression. Other Other Ringwraith: *whispering to other wraiths* It's that whole retro trend. Head Wraith: Ok guys, we got the ring, we better go return these costumes. Other other other Wraith: Umm...they're rented?   all of these are so great!! _________________ 
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Post subject: Posted: June 12th, 2005, 5:45 pm |
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*is rolling around laughing so much is in pain*
these are great!!!   _________________ (Became a Valar on 16/06/05!)
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Post subject: Posted: June 12th, 2005, 6:02 pm |
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Thank you, thank you.
*bows left and right*
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Post subject: Posted: June 12th, 2005, 6:12 pm |
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Dang I can't think up any more parodies...
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Post subject: Posted: June 12th, 2005, 7:27 pm |
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*battle at Minas Tirith*
Eowyn:I am no man.
Witch King:Well what are you then???????......a eunuch.
Jack Sparrow:HEY THATS MY LINE!!!!!!!!
Legolas:SHUT UP JACK!!!!! Your at the wrong movie set.
Jack Sparrow:Snap!My bad.......actually I thought I could pick up some hot chicks......*eyes Eowyn*
Eowyn:In your dreams pirate boy!
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Post subject: Posted: June 12th, 2005, 9:32 pm |
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Gandalf: THe hands of the king are the hands of a healer.
Aragorn: *holds out hands**hands are dirty, flies buzz around*
Gandalf: *eyes wide* Did I say King? I meant, the hands of a neighboring King! That's right!
Eomer: *holds out sparkly clean hands* Ok!
Aragorn:*pouts*
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Post subject: Posted: June 13th, 2005, 12:11 am |
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That's hillarious, Allorien!
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Post subject: Posted: June 13th, 2005, 3:26 am |
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I'm still giggling at the scrabble game between Saruman and Gandalf!  _________________ (Became a Valar on 16/06/05!)
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Post subject: Posted: June 13th, 2005, 9:27 am |
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Tanthoronial wrote: Ok there are gunna be mistakes cause I'm laughing while I type...hehe
(Aragorn giving his "This Day" speech before the black gates of Mordor)
Aragorn: *has a soar throat so he talks to in onr soldiers ear* But it is not this day!This day we fight! Past it on!
(Soldier one to Soldier two)
Soldier One: But it is not this may! Itsn't tonight!
*message goes down the lines like in telephone*
(Soldier 40 to Soldier 41)
Soldier 40: And tonight we'll stop at the Prancing Pony! And get lots and lots of ale!
(2nd to last soldier to last soldier)
2nd to last Soldier: And we'll but a chicken and a goat! But it must be the goat first! Not the chicken!
Last Soldier: I told you that guy was crazy...the goat before the chicken...that's just unheard of!
ok that makes no sense...but eh...
Yup, the scrabble game was great... did anyone give Tanthoronial prober credit for this one!! It made me laugh so hard!!!  _________________ >>Be the change you wish to see in the world<<
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Post subject: Posted: June 13th, 2005, 12:55 pm |
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Oh, this is hilarious!
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Post subject: Posted: June 13th, 2005, 1:08 pm |
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Saruman: They crossed the river Isen on midsummers eve, disguised as riders in black. They will find the ring, and kill the one who carries it.
Gandalf: Whew!
Saruman: *looks confused* What do you mean.
Gandalf: I was afraid I was going to have to find Frodo myself.
Saruman: DIDN'T YOU HEAR THE PART ABOUT KILLING HIMK?!
Gandalf: Oh, well, that's kinda irritating...maybe I'd better go...
Saruman: Oh no you don't! You still owe me for that birthday party I threw you in the second age.
Gandalf: Come on!
Saruman: NO! *wizard fight* _________________
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