*leaps out of hole in the ground*

I'm attempting to revise for a history test now. And fix my computer. Stupid thing.

*looks at mount doom*
ARGH!!! my eyes!!! my eyes!!

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Johnny is in the buildng. Please keep your seats although I know your wild with excitement. I'm doing great. Hopw is everyone.

*wonders why the Nazgul are talking about politics*

*that's like the nazgul discussing butterflies*

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^ By me and my SS *squiggle hugs*

Just saw a start of Hate and loathing in Las Vegas...

*Is terrified*

Bats!

*suddenly realises something and starts dancing around*

Hail to your new number one poster!

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Let him curse my name
On these blood stained pages of misery
Let him call me a tyrant so cruel
Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!

JF!
*trys to stay in her seat*
*does suceed*

*wraps the hidden Palantir*
*sets on Curinir's dungeon doorstep*
*writes note that says, "because your numero uno poster, you can have this back'*
*ring gong*
*runs away*

Butterflies? We should talk about butterflies!!

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<center>Proud Member many Clubs (specially the Nazgul Club) Nazgul #3
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I like butterflies. Always have done. I like catching them but you have to be very careful not to damage their delicate wings.

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^ By me and my SS *squiggle hugs*

*is in da house too*
*has been gone for a while*
*weather has been holding her back*
*is convinced that if she wasn't undead she wouldn't survive the winter*
*has left the building*

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Banner credit: Shadowcat & Nurrantiel Mashiara

*Starts making snow angel*
*she then realizes that she made a Nazgul print instead.*

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Proud member of many clubs.

Thank you, to everyone who made these wonderful banners for me.

Snow? Since when do we have SNOW in Mordor?
*looks at Mt. Doom*
*sees no snow, but something else instead*
AAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
*wonders if Baldwin already found out we called him THE PINK*
Oh, yes, butterflies, that's what's swimming in the hobbitfeetsoup!
Actually I hated politics, but somehow I start to get interested... I must be sick or something...
*has another look at Mt. Doom*
*Sees black object hanging above Mountain*
*Risks a closer look*
*Notices that it's a cactus. A BLACK cactus*
AAAARGH! NOOOO! MY CACTUS!
*paints pink dots on cactus*
*punches THE PINK in the face*
Hey, Nazgûlfellas are actually talking about snow in Mordor...where the heck IS all the snow?!?
*watches a fellbeast eat one of her cacti*
*sees it choke*
*is sorry for cactus but can't hold back eeeeevil laughter coz the choking fellbeast looks way too funny*

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<center>COME TO THE DARK SIDE! WE HAVE COOKIES!!! ~NC~</center>

*kicks the fakish snow machine*
*it starts to pop out nice flaky-fake-but-yet-fluffy-like snow*
*grins*

Ok, I got the snow to work...

Eä's not surviving the winter? WHAT?!?!

Ahh yes, the delicate art of butterfly catching.. I have the butteromatic 3000, and I"m telling you, those Monarchs don't stand a chance now!!

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*sprinkles Mt. Doom with white and glitter* at least we can pretend it's snow.

*runs back to the Black Gate to examine the far-off effect*

Far-Off Effect (and commentary):
And here we're over Mordor, the embodiment of the evil of Middle-earth. The Eye of Sauron is casting a reddish, demonic glow on the oh so evil land of Nazgul, which is spewing fire and poisonous fumes. Nazgul ride the skies, casting shadows on the barren wasteland....
... and, lo and behold! What's that? There is Mt. Doom (which is by the way the very epitome of evil and darkness) which is looking all white and sparkly and airy. It dances with snowflakes spewed from the oh so evil snowflake machine and written on its slopes in pink and green lettering are the words: "King Baldwin the Pink ROCKS." And in case you were wondering, that black thing randomly hanging there is a black cactus with pink polka dots.

*sigh* the shame if any of the other "good" clubs could see us now....

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^lol they're just jealous Everyone's jealous of us and our evilness

Did you know that nicole kidman was afraid of butterflies? Why are they called butterflies? It sounds like they're flies made of butter

ewww I see a bug



yay for nonsense! I said before that people wrote like half a page; it's worse now. Two people have written an entire flippin' page

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{Beri}

*dissapears for a while*

*comes back*

Ohhh! I want ot paint something!

*runs to mount doom*

*paints "FRODO THE BUG-EYED HOBBIT WAS HERE" one mount doom in big lime green letters*

*steps back and admires work*

There!

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i've got a jar of raeg
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*paints in yellow letters "HERE WE THREW POPCORN AT FRODO THE BUG-EYED HOBBIT"*

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Proud Member of the The Evilishy Nazgûl Alliance for World Domination
{Beri}

Ahh, but you see they could get the wrong idea about the snow and think we are becoming less evil (which is unthinkable) and that we are becoming soft-hearted... and its quite the opposite, we just wanted Snow,

*claps*
Brilliant commentary! Absolutely astounding!

*laughs as she sees Mount Doom with its new message*
*falls over laughing*

oo one page, that bad, a whole page that could be fulled with little nonsense it take up..

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*finds the palantir on his doorstep and grabs it as it`s covered, looks around suspectingly and closes the door*

My precious!

*places the palantir on it`s former place*

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Let him curse my name
On these blood stained pages of misery
Let him call me a tyrant so cruel
Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!

*notices that Deacon is coughing up blood and cactus spines*
OHMYGOD!! Who fed my fell beast a CACTUS??? thats just cruel!!
*gives him an aloe vera plant to eat instead*

I think Mount Doom looks very beautiful
*paints YOU'RE ALL JEALOUS' on it in orange letters*
Thats incase any other clubs come intruding xD

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