The bouncing ontorage to introduce my poem.....MAWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! don't complain if the spelling stinks I am hurrying on this one.
"The Bull frog"
Before my mommy at the bullfrg she felt so very fine,
Mommy didn't have a clue that the frog was lying.
The bullfrogsaid, "Miss mommy,"
"I would like you to eat me."
So mommy took the bullfrog, swollowed it right down, she would learn,
That bullfrog he was poisen, her stomach began to turn.
We drove her to the hospitle through the thick and misty fog,
Mom was about to hurle, because of that nasty frog.
When we reached the hospitle we rushed her right in,
Looking at the clock we couldn't believe how long it'd been.
The hallways they were vacant, the streets they were amis,
We were all shocked, we had never seen the town like this.
Well, we found a little warning sign hanging on the door,
The sign cationed everyone of impending nuclear war.
With mommy still a gaging we tried to get away,
But soon we were captured and all forced to stay.
The invaders said they'd hold us till we told them all we knew,
That sure didn't take to long but they wouldn't believe that it was true.
Mom couldn't last much longer but I didn't want to say,
Then she puked on the bad guy's head and we all got away.
The bullfrog came flying out and soon hopped away,
Then the debat came, "Who saved the day?"
Some say the frog, others say "mommy saved the day."
But my opinion on the matter I keep safely tucked away.
Oh tis so fun indeed. (after all this is suposed to be random)