*sneaks out of Mordor simply because she can*
*sniggers*
*evilly*
*comes back as she sees real big Gondorian army at the Black Gate*
Owh...
*hurries back to Mt. Doom and smiles sweetly as she was never gone*
Did you guys miss me??? I wasn't gone at all!!!!
makes angel face*

Umm Beri nice rule... I like it... if there isn't a rule when you need it, just make one up yourself... the power of being a nazgûl!!!

Umm, the WT are half the population on AU so no wonder they most more than us!!!

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Take Aragorn with you! And all the Gondorians will follow you. (maybe we can get rid of them this way *evil grin*). Then make the Balrog fight Aragorn.Gandalf and the Gondorians will try ro save him. Then just wait and watch what happens. If it doesn't work....just RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!!!! (or whatever our existence is called)
Eä:Who said pink??? I like pink... let's make that king paint Mt. Doom pink!!! He looks like a handy man!!!
Well...okay...tell him to paint all Mordor pink. And plant some cacti. And clean the toilets of Barad-Dûr. And....all thet other stuff that hasn't been done for the last 2000 years.....
@JF: Congrats! Oh...and....the WT...WHO CARES ABOUT THEM??? Yes, they have more pages....but we are way more evil. AND THE EVIL ALWAYS WINS AND RULES THE WORLD! (tell Tolkien...)
LadyOfRohan: I'm sorry, I'm not in charge here....So I dunno... ask Witchy, he's the boss here...but I'm quite sure you can join

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I P.M.ed wicthy like two days ago about the Balrog thing.
Arwen: even if i were to make the balrog fight aragorn and gandalf would try to save him. they would either kill the balrog or die themselves and if they died then im right back were i started.

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Gandalf look a like then?

Hmm... what would we do with ourselves.. wait what am I talking about.. erg.. I don't know

Welcoming Team, well they are a team, and we're a club.. big difference, besides more people are posting there... we have a smaller number and you know we're evil, our plans for world domination have to be thwarted sometimes, and honestly we needed the competition, I mean out last opponent, Crazy Legolas Fan Club, got left in the dust a LONG time ago

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competition?

Well... as long as we stay on the top!

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Let him curse my name
On these blood stained pages of misery
Let him call me a tyrant so cruel
Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!

yes if we stay on top

and im almost always on to i just need somome to talk to.

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The CLF Club used to be our opponent???? Must have been a VERY long time ago.... I'm a member and I know that there ain't many ppl posting...
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About the Balrog...I mean...actually...the Balrog is evil...and...WE are evil...so...why should he harm us???? As a good evil creature (somehow this just sounded weird) he should obey our orders!

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We should UNITE with the Balrog! (But of course WE'LL be the masters! He'll just do what he's told to do!)

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Witchking hasn't been around for a while... look's like Beri's taking charge now....

yes, I believe I remember the days when the Crazy Legolas Club competed with us. they're left in oblivion now, so hah!

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I think we should find one then tell him that if he come swith us he will be part of mordors army and that if he joins that we can have a chance at ruling middle earth.

MMMMMMMMMUUUUUUUUUHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

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Balrog: Yes, we lure him in to join our forces We shall be undefeatable!

Ah, yes the Crazy Legolas Club. It's unfortunate that they never even knew we were competing with them

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Only problem with the Balrog, is well he's got a nasty temper and he likes working alone, ruling over and scaring the Goblins out of their wits, and such. Well we could offer it to him though, and our ranks are far superior, so if all else fails, intimidation, intimidation, intimidation.

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Intimidation?

How do you plan to intimidate a Balrog?

Poke him with a stick?

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that's an ingenius idea, Elle. *goes to fetch a stick big enough for the balrog*

how about my piece of cardboard as well? *makes sure Shade hasn't eaten it yet* *finds out my worst fears have been confirmed and spanks Shade with a banana peel*

EDIT - I think the closest club to challenging us at the moment is the Harry Potter Club. (<-- this is from the hypocrite, I post there sometimes). they're still more than 100 pages behind us, but they could make a potential contender.

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There only a challenge cause so many of us are in it and post there, don't worry loyalty to Nazgul first

Yes... a stick.. a very point stick... or else better known as a sword, and we all know Balrog's hate fire.. so if we [s]steal[/s] borrow Witchy's flaming sword it will be a simple matter!

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