How about these?:

"Intelligence is only brain-deep. Obviously."

(One of my faves!)

"You put a kick-sign on this shirt and I'll put a KILL-sign on yours."

(I put that on my brother's shirt for his birthday. )

"God blesses this kitchen but he doesn't clean it."

(Anyone have this one at home?!)

"Know Jesus
Know Peace.
No Jesus
No Peace."

(cool huh?)

That's all I can think of for now...

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God have mercy...Christ have mercy...*sign of the cross*

I found some at http://www.jardmail.co.uk/manwoman/tshirtsayings.shtml
Ladies T-shirt sayings:
*Guys have feelings too. But, like, who cares?
* I don't believe in miracles. I rely on them.
* Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
* I hate everybody, and you're next.
* I'm busy. You're ugly. Have a nice day.
* Warning: I have an attitude, and I know how to use it.
* Remember my name -- you'll be screaming it later.
* Why do people with closed minds always open their mouths?
* You, me, whipped cream, handcuffs. Any questions?
* You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
* How can I miss you if you won't go away?
* Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.

And heres a religious one I found:

'The Camera Loves Me'

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Sorry, this one makes me laugh:

"Girls: fake orgasms. Guys: Fake relationships."

Also...

"Do I look like I got attitude?"

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I got one..Don't know if it's good though...

"My brains have left for vacation, please leave a message."

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" I have the very deepest sympathy for your sob story. Now please f***k off and leave me in peace!"

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"I am out of my mind right now, please leave a message."

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Sister to cloud strife!

"Don't bother talking louder, I'm ignoring you."

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"college prepares you for the real world...which also sucks"
-Happy Bunny

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Proud mum of Gilthoniel! And proud grandmum of Nerissa!

"I'm not longer a danger to society"
"Lead me not into temtation...I CAN FIND IT ON MY OWN!"

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Made 1000 posts on 7/22/06!!!!!!!!!

I have a Christian one from a t-shirt design I just did. I'm hoping to get it turned into an actual shirt soon: