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Post subject:  Posted: January 1st, 2006, 8:37 pm |
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no, Nazgul can't bleed. they're UNDEAD remember??!!! hah!
*dies for the second time*
daughterofkings has flooded Mordor with a lake, people. we should drown her.
wait... Nazgul can't drown because they're....
*seizes Curunir's flame thrower and burns myself to death*
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Post subject: Posted: January 1st, 2006, 11:28 pm |
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Joined: 07 June 2005
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Location: Texas
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were not dead, were not living either, lets all try to get that into our heads
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Post subject: Posted: January 1st, 2006, 11:50 pm |
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That should be the first lesson for all new members.
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Post subject: Posted: January 2nd, 2006, 12:18 am |
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STOP MENTIONING THE "D" WORD!!!
ARRRRGGGGHHHHH....
*slow burn*
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Post subject: Posted: January 2nd, 2006, 4:43 am |
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*wakes up as the lake water is tickling her*
How nice we can't bleed, it was a mess to look at the bleeding daughterofkings, thanks for clearing that up Lady Dark Moon*
*whispers*
And bear with young Arwen, she's still quite new!!
*admires Witchy's banners*
Ohh, how nice! The Nazgûl one is pretty pretty!
*reads text*
"No man can slay the Lord of the Nazgûl"
Muhahaha, I am no man!
*slays Witchy with pink handbag*
I am a female Nazgûl, neither living nor dead!!!
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Post subject: Posted: January 2nd, 2006, 7:21 am |
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Joined: 24 October 2005
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Location: Somewhere Far Beyond Your Reality^^
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Neither living nor dead...what a nasty kind of existing..... Undead.....AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!! *is afraid that someone could find out that she's afraid of ghosts (=undead things) and hates darkness*
*asks* Curunír? Would you mind giving me that flamethrower?
*doesn't wait for answer*
*grabs flamethrower*
*runs for her....[s]life[/s] existence*
*lights a BIG black candle she found growing (?) on a plain in Mordor*
*suddenly realizes that the candle was Eä watching the gondorian army (she must have fallen asleep)*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!
*pushes her into the new lake*
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Post subject: Posted: January 2nd, 2006, 10:43 am |
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*is lit with gionormous flamethrower*
*and dumped in random lake (that's not even supposed to be here *glares at whoever created the lake*)*
blob blob
Allright, done being nice to Arwen!!!!
*sends a horde of flying squirrells after Arwen*
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Post subject: Posted: January 2nd, 2006, 11:26 am |
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Location: Somewhere Far Beyond Your Reality^^
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*sees a hord of flying sqirrels (wherever they live??) towards her*
Awww...cute little thingies....
OUCH!
*burns the squirrels closest to her with the flamethrower*
btw...I DIDN'T create the lake!
*is hit in the back by a randomly flying squirrel*
HEY! Look out!
*notices Eä hiding behind an enormous cactus and laughing like mad*
*realizes that it must have been HER who sent the sqirrels*
*sends an army of Ninja Cacti after her*
(OMG! Where at war with the whole gondorian army and enjoy ourselves with our own private little war here.... maybe the Gondorians will bored after a while and do just leave...?
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Post subject: Posted: January 2nd, 2006, 12:11 pm |
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*Takes back his flamethrower and finally burns down Kitoky`s throne while laughing like a maniac*
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Post subject: Posted: January 2nd, 2006, 12:12 pm |
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HEY! I NEED that thing! Or the sqirrles will eat me for supper!
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Post subject: Posted: January 2nd, 2006, 12:40 pm |
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*squirrels eat Arwen for supper*
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Post subject: Posted: January 2nd, 2006, 1:09 pm |
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hey, wait... when Merry hurt Witchy he got sick....I forgot the english name of the Illness, in german it's "der Schwarze Schatten"...and even IF they eat me ! I cannot DIE!!! MWUAHAHAHAHAAAA... and it should be difficlt to eat a ghost-like person....DEAD OR NOT!
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Post subject: Posted: January 2nd, 2006, 2:50 pm |
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Location: Behind you with a squirtgun
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I think we should get off the "undead" subject, it just causes too much trouble..
We've had a few wars internally before..
*remembers the seige on Curinir's dungeon*
Ahh... that was fun
*notices her horde of flying squirrels are gone*
What the..?!?
*hears squirrels screaming*
*follows the sound*
*sees Eä*
Eä!! You stole my squirrels!!!
And Curinir, nice banner and avie!
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Post subject: Posted: January 2nd, 2006, 2:59 pm |
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why thank you!
Why do they always sent the poor!? 
*begins to seach that subject* _________________
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Post subject: Posted: January 2nd, 2006, 3:12 pm |
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Joined: 24 October 2005
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Location: Somewhere Far Beyond Your Reality^^
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Hey Curunír! you've got a new banner! Nice.
Maybe we should change our warbanner and put a couple of fighting Nazgûl, squirrels and cacti on it....
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Post subject: Posted: January 2nd, 2006, 3:17 pm |
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Your welcome!
Hmmm... i like the Heffalump war banner, very classy
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