*sews the heart together*

*gives next poster a pillow with a picture of OB on it*

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*throws pillow out window and mutters something incomprehensible about deranged fangirls*

*gives next poster link to my fanfic*
www.fanfiction.net/~pirateoftherings

*clicks on link and notes that the story is set three years after PotC 1 ended*

just a note: I'm not an Orligirl; I just wanted to see what the next poster would do with the pillow!

*gives the next poster a target with a picture of Orli at its center*

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*shoots target with replica of Legolas bow (never said i hated his characters) and knows that Arwen is not a deranged fangirl*

*gives next poster a Casting Crowns CD*

*listens to CD with interest, as she has never heard the band's music*

*gives next poster an ABBA CD*

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*also listens in interest, as i have no intention of ever listening to another one*

*gives next poster ability to do this *

*explodes and tries to put self back together*

*gives next poster a hot potato with a time bomb inside*

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*gives potato to Sam*

*gives next poster the stew Sam made with aforementioned explosive potato*

*takes a stew shower*

*gives next poster a heavy watermelon*

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*throws watermelon at passing cars*

*gives next poster the ticket i got for littering*

*gives the ticket 2 a dog*
*gives the next person a cake*

*throws cake at clowns*

*gives next poster a bunch of clowns*

*starts screaming at the sight of too many clowns*

*gives next poster a chance to become their favorite LotR character*

*becomes a hobbit and runs around in the green grass*

*gives next poster ice cream*

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*Thanks! eats the whole ice cream with pleasure*

*gives next poster a microphone*

*sings the Ah My Goddess theme karaoke style*

*gives next person the Evenstar necklace*

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(Became a Valar on 16/06/05!)