"So, my lawyer comes, and he asks me "What are we doing today?". He has absolutely NO CLUE why he's there."-My dad, on lawyers,

"This Saturn is not big enough for a real person"-A review on some car website.

"Bird in the air!'-Me again!

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Lol! Oh I love that one as well Lady Aramel


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"Oh, and they usually speak in a smug, self-satisfied, smarter-than-thou tone of voice, often inserting big words like "ambiguous," "plausible," and "agglomeration" to prove their mastery of the English language. I will henceforth refer to these kinds of people as "idiots." " - The almighty James.


This is by far my most FAVORITE quote of James.

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^Wicked, Kitoky!

84.1% of all statistics are made up on the spot

There are three types of people in the world, ones that can count, and ones that can't.

Before you critisize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you critisize them, your a mile away and in their shoes

^Got those from somewhere.

Hm ... Lemme give you some Adams:


Important facts from Galactic history, number two:

(Reproduced from the Siderial Daily Mentioner's Book of popular Galactic History.)
Since this Galaxy began, vast civilizations have risen and fallen, risen and fallen, risen and fallen so often that it's quite tempting to think that life in the Galaxy must be
(a) something akin to seasick - space-sick, time sick, history sick or some such thing, and
(b) stupid.

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There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary, and those who don't. <On a shirt at thinkgeek.com

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^all banners by me - CJ's Request Thread

"I have two brain cells, one's dead and the other one is running around it laughing!" ~from the brilliant mind of my friend Bowgirlwarrior

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Made 1000 posts on 7/22/06!!!!!!!!!

Cool! there were allot of ones there I liked so I will not note them all, but thanks for posting them everyone!

"I pretty much try to stay in a constant state of confusion just because of the expresion it leaves on your face." -- off a POTC quiz I belive.

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A few quotes by one of my inspirations.
Bill Hicks.

"Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye."

"I don't mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that's how it comes out."

"See we just had a misunderstanding. I thought we lived in the U.S. of A., the United States of America. But actually we live in the U.S. of A., the United States of Advertising. Freedom of expression is guaranteed? If you've got the money!"

"The war on drugs to me is absolutely phoney; it's so obviously phoney, ok? It's a war against our civil rights, that's all it is. They're using it to make us afraid to go out at night, afraid of each other, so that we lock ourselves in our homes and they get suspending our rights one by one."

"People come up to me and say "What's wrong?" Nothing. "Well it takes more energy to frown than it does to smile". Yeah, you know it takes more energy to point that out than it does to leave me alone? "

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Ok... this is kinda weird but funny.

Alge meat a bear,
The bear had a balg,
The blag was Alge. --- not sure who wrote that...

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"I know not with what weapons World War III will be fought, but World War IV will be fought with sticks and stones." Albert Einstein

"What difference does it make to the dead, the orphans and the homeless, whether the mad destruction is wrought under the name of totalitarianism or the holy name of liberty or democracy?" Mahatma Ghandi

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Let him curse my name
On these blood stained pages of misery
Let him call me a tyrant so cruel
Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!

^^ That top one is too true to be funny Curunir

"more and more of our imports are coming from abroad" G W Bush

"He who has a thousand friends has not a friend to spare,
And he who has one enemy will meet him everywhere."

Ali ibn-Abi-Talib (602 AD - 661 AD), A Hundred Sayings

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Let him curse my name
On these blood stained pages of misery
Let him call me a tyrant so cruel
Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!

"He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard, deserves to be kicked by the foot." -- no idea

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"Hello there. I'm here to seduce you with my bump."
Larien impersonating Obi Wan (Ewan McGregor) while watching Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. It was quite funny.

"If you're stroking someone else's cupcake..."
There is an argument between Larien and myself over who ACTUALLY said this, because when it was said we were both trying to open our doors to our rooms and both collapsed. I think we figured out that it was ME who said it, because I was the one with the chocolate cupcake...and I was in fact stroking it.... ha ha ha

"When a woman who has much to say says nothing, her silence is deafening." - anonymous

"Good judgement comes from experience. And experience, comes from bad judgement." - anonymous

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I've met Eru & Eä & Ellie & teh Arweb & Naur & Elenya & POTR!

POLKA WILL NEVER DIE!

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''The world is divided in two kinds of people. Those who have read The Hobbit, and those who have not and are going to.''

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