*gives gladiator a confused look and wonders what he's doing on my island in the caribbean, and, more importantly, if he's responsible for the missing rum*

*gives next poster aforementioned gladiator*

yucky!ugly! *burns the orli poster*
*gives next poster a baseball*

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~Proud member of the Green Day Club!~

*is confused by Nienna's apparent lack of reading the most recent page...*

*gives next poster of yelling at Nienna for not paying attention *
WE STILL LOVE YOU NIENNA!

*is confused*

*gives next poster a puppy*

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sorry, talking about Nienna Tinehtele. i just abbreviated for the sake of time.

*names puppy squishy and loves it forever*

*gives next poster a kitty*

Aww...*names it Starlight and gives it a toy mouse*

*gives next poster a portal to the 23rd century*

*goes to the 23rd century, never to return*

*gives next poster a robot for the 23rd century*

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*gets robot to EXTERMINATE... all bad things*

*gives next poster unlimited web access*

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Meet Bob the Ninja. Bob needs counselling.

*continues to chat as before, because mine is semi-unlimited (as long as my computer doesn't freeze)*

*gives next poster a trip on my Black Pearl replica to play Pirates with me and Jack on my Caribbean island (i'm loving all this stuff i'm getting here *

shiver me timberrrs!! *enjoys trip and steals the treasure we find*
*gives next poster Viggo Mortensen himself*

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.*+I'VE MET ANTIGONE, MONTANABOHEMIAN, RAIVYNN PHOENIX, BERIADANWEN & PIRATEOFTHERINGS+*.

(¯`•¸·´¯`·._.·[TRUE VAMPIRES DON'T SPARKLE]·._.·´¯`·¸•´¯)

*trades him in for Orlando Bloom so we can play even beter Pirates!*

*gives next poster the Viggo I didnt want*

*takes him to my friend's house, there he is loved*

*gives the next poster a goldfish*

*lets cat "play" with goldfish*

*gives next poster a flying bicycle that only works if you don't believe it can*

*gets on it and it fliiiiiies away*

*gives next poster Elrond*

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(Became a Valar on 16/06/05!)

*puts sunglasses on him and makes him keep saying "Mr. Anderson..."*

*gives next poster a flu shot*

Oh, no you don't! *puts up a shield of wind and light around herself*

*gives next poster an Elf maiden*

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Avi and banner by ForeverFrodo. Words on banner by me.
Proud Frolass
Resident Elvengoth