Dom: Hello Mister Woods
Elijah: Hello Mister Hans
Dom: Mister Jensen, Mister Jensen
Elijah: Mister Jesen, sorry
Dom: You having a nice day?
Elijah: Yes, I am. It's very early in the mourning
Dom: What time is it in Australia?
Elijah: Oh, I'm not in Australia.
Dom: You in New Zealand?
Elijah: No, I'm in New York
Dom: New York!
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Dom: I don't think anyone can hate you, Mister Woods.
Elijah: Well...
Dom: With your eyes.... and your american voice.
Elijah: .... Th-thank you
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Dom: Sean Astin, your hobbit friend, quoted saying 'You are a beautiful man, beautiful man'. Do yo-you have a comment for Sean and also too there is erm... how do I say erm.... without being rude, erm..... a gay connection.
Elijah: *laughs hysterically*
Dom: You laugh. It's funny.
Elijah: *Keeps on laughing*
Dom: No, shall I repeat it? He said that you were a beautiful man. And erm... ah, beautiful!
Elijah: Yea, there's no gay, no gay connections whatsoever.
Dom: Sean Astin is gay?
Elijah: Eer.... No
Dom: Sean Astin is not gay?
Elijah: ....no... no....! No, no, no no.....
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Dom: You have very big eyes, very big blue eyes. Do you think this is the reason why you are successful and famous?
Elijah: Um..
Dom: Big. Blue. *grins*
Elijah: .....Yes *chuckles*
Dom: You are famous because of this? Because of your eyes?
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Dom: You work on a movie called, um..... Hooligans. About Football Hooligans. You play football, you kick.... kick balls?
Elijah: *laughs hysterically once again*
Dom: Mister Woods? Mister Woods? Do you play football? This is funny to you?
*Elijah finishes laughing*
Dom: I'm upsetting you?
Elijah: No....
Dom: I'm upsetting you?
Elijah: I don't play football.
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Dom: You make a movie called Flipper.
Elijah: Yes...
Dom: Very famous movie. The dolphin..... is dead! Did you know this?
Elijah: Yes. Eer... no, I did not know that, it's terrible.
Dom: Died in car accident.
Elijah: *chuckles*
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Dom: Elijah, I must finish now but I must tell you now that this is Dom Monaghan talking to you.
Elijah: Brilliant....
Dom: HOW ARE YOU MATE?
Elijah: *'Tis censored as he is swearing*, You *'Tis censored as he is swearing*er, I *'Tis censored as he is swearing* you! That was *'Tis censored as he is swearing*ing brilliant! You *'Tis censored as he is swearing*!
Dom: How are you mate? I wish I was THERE! I WISH I WAS THERE! *jumps up and down*
Elijah: AWWWWWWWWWW! I wish you were here too! Ah, that's so awesome!
Dom: We gonna put it on the DVD.....
Elijah: NO!
Dom: Yea.... *cackles*
Elijah: YES!
Dom: I love you, brother....
Elijah: YES!
Dom: I'll see you in Ne-New York....
Elijah: Oh, I love you, I thank you so much for doing that, that made my day.
Dom: Alright, brother, big kisses. Bye
Elijah: Alright mate, happy birthday!
Dom: Thank you very much, see you man.
Elijah: Alright. *laughs hysterically*
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'Tis so brilliant! The best DVD easter egg
ever!
