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Post subject:  Posted: July 28th, 2006, 11:54 am |
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Mornie was still laughing at the cupcake incident when she saw gollum trip over another of her pink buckets....Mornie choked she couldnt breathe from the laughter and passed out.....when she woke up she saw the big red tower and wondered who made it....she began walking around again and decided she would get another fell beast since chocolate was eaten by haldir...grr
oh well.....to minas morgul!!!
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Post subject: Posted: July 28th, 2006, 12:05 pm |
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Gollum is riding around on her fell beast, when she suddenly notices a hobbit, who was trying to get away from work. Golum flys down very silent, suddenly, she grabs the hobbit with a scream and flys him back to Mordor. She lands on the slopes, where she meets Mornie, who is obviously trying to get a new fell beast. She has the hobbit still holding, which makes a quite stupid picture, because nobody can clearly see, if Gollum is holdfing the hobbit or the hobbit is holding gollum. She walks over to Mornie. I've found him, he was about to flee, she says while staring at the hobbit, what do you think shall we do now with him?
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Post subject: Posted: July 28th, 2006, 12:33 pm |
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Mornie fogot about the fell beast...it could wait...she said to gollum "there is always time for a nice torture chamber trip..." she poked the hobbit who screamed and she giggled...."gollum, you can do the honors to start...il take him there" she grabbed the hobbit's ankle and started walking towards the dungeons
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Post subject: Posted: July 28th, 2006, 12:42 pm |
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Cougher, in a much better mood now since the cupcake incident, barred Mornie and Gollum's entry to the dungeons.
A much better mood. Cougher wanted throttle someone.
"MY DUNGEONS!" she roared, making the hobbit squeal and wet himself. Looking very intimidating indeed in her pink robes and cupcake hood, she jabbed a finger at Mornie.
That was when her temper management therapist, an old orc by the name of Aboogadeccadoo, appeared from nowhere and ushered her away for her temper management session.
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Post subject: Posted: July 28th, 2006, 1:36 pm |
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After Cougher is gone, Gollum comes over to the hobbit and begins to scream at him in her high voice, wich doesn't help much, because the robe is sparkeled with pink all over and Gollum isn't a professionell Nazgûl yet. Gollum takes out her Morgul Blade sword, petting the side, while still staring and grinning at the hobbit in a cruel way. The hobbit begins to scream. Suddenly, Gollum lowers the blade and wants to leave, but not without stepping into some pink paint bucket wich makes the hobbit grin. Gollum takes the blade again and glares at him, wich make the hobbit stop grinning. Gollum turns to an orc watch him, she says. Just watch. Don't come up with the idea of...eating him. I'll finish with you later, she says to the hobbit, who is still not paying any respect to her, but to Gollum's sword.
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Post subject: Posted: July 28th, 2006, 10:29 pm |
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Mornie watched half-amused as gollum tripped over the same pink bucket cougher spilled...she decided to take matters in her own hands....she neared the grinning hobbit and screeched with cruel laughter "my tiny friend there.....is only trying to make you laugh...she is our most skilled torturer....she gets your hopes up by amusing you and makes it much more painful when she brings the blade down..." the hobbit began trembling violently "im jus telling you this because i want to spare you pain" the hobbit was in tears and beging for mercy when Mornie left the dungeons....now for that new fell beast!!!
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Post subject: Posted: July 29th, 2006, 4:56 am |
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Gollum goes over to Mt. Doom for her extra sword fighting lesson and sees that Mornie has left the hobbit too, accually for her fell beast. She looks down on her own ruined robe then she sees Mornie still grinning a bit and suddenly Gollum has the strange feeling that Mornie isn't very unguilty to the fact that she's tripping over pink paint buckets all the time. Suddenly she notices Morzzahd, her sword-fighting teacher. He has a I've-given-up-all-my-hope-on-you-look on his face. Gollum follows him to the slopes of Mt. Doom, the orc gives her a sword. Let's see what you've learned since last lesson...
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Post subject: Posted: July 29th, 2006, 11:55 am |
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A suave smile plastered on his ugly green face, Aboogadeccadoo picked up his clipboard and pen. "Preash, sit down," he said in his special orc-ish voice, gesturing at the plush seat across from his swivel chair.
Cougher eyed the swivel chair enviously. She'd always wanted a swivel chair. Nevertheless, she plopped down on the pink plush cushion and began stroking her whip.
Aboogadeccadoo blinked multiple times and scribbled something on his clipboard. "Sho, have any outburshts lately, eeeehhhhh?"
"NO I NEVER HAVE OUTBURSTS!" Cougher exploded.
Aboogadeccadoo sighed and scribbled something else on his clipboard. The old therapist had a feeling that this would be a long session indeed.
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Post subject: Posted: July 29th, 2006, 12:16 pm |
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Mornie came down the slopes of mt.doom with her new fell beast in tow...she looked back....an eager fella here...not a bit lazy....good. chocolate had been, well.....lazy.....she couldnt wait to try and hunt uruks with this one! she turned and saw gollum taking her swordfighting lessons.....hmmm....that orc seemed quite resigned....maby she should help....she looked again at her unamed fell beast...uruks.....gollum....uruks....after all she had left all those buckets around.....with a screech of annoyance she mounted the beast and headed towards gollum "wow" this beast was quite steady...steadier that chocolate, i shall name her Betar, she was much better that chocolate..and now to gollum...argh! how she hated being helpful
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Post subject: Posted: July 29th, 2006, 12:56 pm |
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Gollum is still trying to handle with the sword, the orc needs to go away from her a few meters, the danger is too great to get his head chopped off. Suddenly, Gollum notices Mornie with her new fell beast. What? Mornie wants to help anyone? Gollum is confused, because she knows that Mornie hardly helps anyone, apart from tortuning hobbits.
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Post subject: Posted: July 29th, 2006, 1:04 pm |
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Mornie landed and looked at the cowering orc...."give me that!" she took the morgul blade from him "you are dismissed, i shall look at your punishment later for your incompetence!" she giggled evily as she saw the orc scurry away..then looked at gollum..."okay, listen....i am not very patient! but you are a nazgul and you have it in you to be evil..." Mornie sighed..."first, you are quite small...that blade is too big, you must use two long daggers...they will be more deadly...and you need to practise your speed..." she looked at gollum's robes " i think you should change those....you are not likely to inspire fear and desperations spangled with pink"
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Post subject: Posted: July 29th, 2006, 1:32 pm |
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Gollum went over to change her robe. After a time, she came back to Mornie, looking very straight. Okay, she said, while holding up her new daggers, wich are, of course, much more easier to handle. I'm ready now.
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Post subject: Posted: July 29th, 2006, 2:21 pm |
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Mornie taught her positions, and fast-moving tactics which were very suiting of gollum, she seemed to be understanding everything...and for her first day, she was pretty fast. "practise this every day...EVERYDAY....i will see you in a week's time to see how you are faring. And....about that former instructor of yours...well, when you're ready you will fight him, i shall keep him busy untill then...." Mornie chuckled....now....for those uruks!!!! she turned to her fell beast who was very bored and flew away eager for some uruks....
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Post subject: Posted: July 29th, 2006, 2:23 pm |
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Anduril looked with pride at her new home and scooted up to the top we she loveingly patted a cannon. It was huge about the sise of a obease elephant....and it fired paintballs.....sparkely pink paintballs to be exact....paintballs the size of melons....
She looked around for a suitable target and saw mornie and gollom. Now Gollom was very small and Anduril was a very tall Nazgul...and morine kept leaving paintbuckets around and was her daughter.....she fired, and hit her targets perfectly....MWAHAHAHAHA
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Post subject: Posted: July 29th, 2006, 2:30 pm |
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Mornie got hit as she mounted Betar, "aargh!!!!!!" she gave a shriek of rage, she looked towards her offender and saw her mother far away in her red tower laughing like there was no tomorrow....she was very proud of that red tower...! mornie went at full speed towards her lair and got huge buckets of orange, blue and green pain... "sweet, sweet, revenge!!!!!" she went straight to the tower and re-decorated it throughly she finally flew away all pink to hunt some uruks...she didnt care she was pink....her rage was enough to scare anything....regardless of her color
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Post subject: Posted: July 29th, 2006, 4:38 pm |
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"THATS IT YOUR DEAD" she yelled, before rembering she already was... "FINE YOU'LL PAY IN ANYCASE" she grabbed a group of elves and set them to work repainting her tower, with NO drips "And if your not done when i'm back i'l eat your harts while your still alive!" she jumped on her fb and flew off to find a way of revenge.
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