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PostPosted: July 29th, 2006, 5:08 pm 
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Gollum looks on Anduril, flying after Mornie and has suddenly the urge to go back to the dungeons. The hobbit is still sitting there, when he sees Gollum he starts to freak out, begging. Gollum, because she's bored begins to act out some of her new dagger-skills. The hobbit trembles, when Gollum gets closer to him and whispers the words of fear itself to him. After an hour or so, Gollum is bored of tortuning the hobbit and leaves him. Suddenly, Gollum's old sword-fighting teacher is behind her. I've lost my job because of you, he whispers. Somehow, somewhere, somewhen you'll pay for that...

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Anduril decided that it wasn't worth it for the moment and flew back to Mt Doom. She got a huge bakeing try and balenced it on the top. Then she got lots of cookie mixture and ladedled it on. Huge cookies began to form

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Gollum, now with more courage (because of Mornies lessons and her therapist) decided to ignore her former teacher. She wanted to fly a bit around, just because of beeing bored. On her way, why flying over Mt. Doom, she looked closer to that what Mornie has done with Andurils tower and found it pretty creative work. Gollum almost forgot about the hobbit, who was still bound to a chair in the dungeons. Somebody would find him one day and finish with him, or the problem would be solved already when somebody find him.

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Mornie heard her morther shriek violently and go after her...she urged Betar on...she looked back and saw her mother abandoning pursue and actually making gigantic cookies in mt. doom....yessssss!!!!!

She began her uruk pursue......she was in the middle of the pursue when she saw a man walking just away from the nearest uruk camp....she was awed because he was.... SMILING?!?!?!?!?



...whoa....



she bent down and grabbed him by his collar and flew away to mt. doom in a hurry, when she looked down he was looking at her dreamily and smiling......Mornie shrieked so loud even the great inland sea was rippled .
She got to the dungeons in despair, no one NO ONE looked at her and smiled...she pushed the man towards the other nazguls and looked at their fury at the mans smiling insolence...

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Grumbling after the therapy session and returning to her dungeons, Cougher stopped dead in her tracks when she saw Mornie. Ah, excuse her unobservance... Mornie and a smiling man.

Three things crossed her mind.

One, what in the name of all that was evil was Mornie doing in her dungeons?

Two, what up with the smiley face?

Three, why did she feel hungry all of a sudden?

"Anyone have cookies?" she said aloud.

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Anduril finished her giant cookies and took on the sise on an Oliphant to the dungeons "Here you go " she siad giveing it LMD and then dropping it "IS HE SMILING!!!!" and fainted

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This moment, Gollum came back of her flight. When she landed, she suddenly realized, that she forgot about her therapy session. But she thought, she wouldn't need it today, of course, the others would ask, but she was about to become a real nazgûl. Suddenly, she noticed Cougher and Mornie in the dungeons. Cougher looked hungry, so she took her three last cookies out of her robe and came up to the two. Hello, Cougher, she said, while handing her the cookies. Would you like some?

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Cougher accepted the pan of giant cookies with one hand. Overwhelmed, she also accepted the three cookies from Gollum. Being the graceful creature she was, she ended up dropping the giant cookies.

"Sorry," she said, abashed. Then she realized... did she just APOLOGIZE?!

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Gollum couldn't trust her ears. Had Cougher just said "sorry"?! However, everyone stared at the man now why was he smiling? Mornie was, in her eyes the second scary nazgûl right after Cougher. And what was so funny for him? Gollum quickly checked her robe. No, it was all midnight black, no pink paint at all. So what was it then?

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Mornie saw her mother faint....this was horrible....she took a morgul dagger and held it to the man's throat, AND HE GIGGLED!!!! ...AAAARGH!!!! "WHAT!?" she said "are you doing in the lands of mordor walking idly and SMILING!!!!???"
Mornie gave another deafening shriek
"WHAT IS SO FUNNY!!!!?!?!?!?!"

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Gollum saw that Mornie was about to loose her nerves completely and started looking after the still unconcious Anduril. Anduril...she said while trying to wake her up...Anduril, talk to me...

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"NO ONE SMILES IN MORDORRRR" she yelled jumping upright and knocking a very small apprentice nazgul over. She stode towards the man, her robes billiowing out behind her "HOW DARE YOU SMILE IN OUR PRESENSE WHO SENT YOU WHAT ARE YOU WHAT ARE YOU TAKEING?!!!!!"
He giggeled "AHHHHHH NOOOOOO" she proceded to shave him.

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Cougher decided that this was getting out of hand, and so she offered everyone except Mr. Smiley a cookie.

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After beeing kicked over by Anduril (which was very unexpected), she stood up again, over to the other nazgûls and took out her blade too. The man was still smiling in amusement. Gollum really freaked out now, went over to the smiling guy with sudden anger, ready to slat this throat imediately.

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Mornie took the cookie from cougher [s]gratefully[/s] scornfully, then she looked at gollum with her blades out....okay maby this was getting out of hand a little....but NO ONE....NO ....ONE! went into mordor and smiled BROADLY!!!! she approached the man, morgul sword in hand....but wait....she turned and looked at gollum with her drawn knives....."perhaps you would like to practise....." Mornie told gollum in a loud whisper.

at that moment the orc that had lost the sword-fighting teacher job tackled Mornie when she least expected him to, they both droppped to the ground and Mornie, quite shocked (but still prepared) turned and slashed the idiot orc with her small dagger, she stood with the black-bloodied dagger in her hand and gave it to gollum "here, kill him, the man NOW!"

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Gollum stared at the whole situation confused, as always. She looked first at Mornie with a are-you-sure-you-don't-want-to-kill-this-man-by-yourself look on her face, but then, she grabbed the dagger, she firmly holded it over the man's chest. With a not very loud, but very high and painful scream, she began to stab the man down, till it didn't move anymore. With an evil grin she handed the dagger back to Mornie, feeling very strong and proud of herself now.

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