Rules      FAQ       Register        Login
It is currently July 23rd, 2025, 6:31 pm

All times are UTC - 5 hours [ DST ]




Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 21423 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33 ... 1339  Next
Author Message
 Post subject:
PostPosted: July 27th, 2005, 11:11 pm 
Gondorian
Gondorian
User avatar

Joined: 20 July 2005
Posts: 281

Offline
(Hey thanks fellow Nazgul! :bye2: :vampire: Evil? You got it!)

*Hears of the School of Evil from a passing crebain, swoops down on her fell beast, and bursts upon the school with a burst of wind and a deafening shriek. As she surveys the room, the others take note of her light conplexion and she snorts. "I am a recent student of Sauron! I follow the Dark Lord now." She turned towards the other new arrival. "We are both late, I fear." Nienna mutters to herself that she thought Nazgul had a better sense of direction.*

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile                  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: July 28th, 2005, 4:06 am 
Tolkien Scholar
Tolkien Scholar
User avatar

Joined: 08 June 2005
Posts: 7734
Location: Isengard
Gender: Male

Offline
*Looks at the students with narrow eyes and has a whip in his hand, then whips it in the back of a poor hobbit how is chained to the wall*

"Very well then we shall begin...what the!? Tanthoronial are here to teach? because You are asurely evil enough...oh well do what you wish.. now.. we shall begin... a simple question... about torturing... if I was to kill a hobbit the most painful way what would I do?"

*looks around smiling with his whip at hand*

_________________
Image
Let him curse my name
On these blood stained pages of misery
Let him call me a tyrant so cruel
Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!


Top
 Profile                  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: July 28th, 2005, 6:34 am 
Elf
Elf
User avatar

Joined: 05 June 2005
Posts: 1384
Location: somewhere or other...I'm not entirely sure

Offline
*wanders into the school of evil for no apparent reason*

OH!! the strechy thing!!!! stick em in, crank em up, strrrrrrrrrrrreeeeeeeechies!!!!!!!! then they split in half?

is that right??

_________________
<img src="http://i1.tinypic.com/n6stxu.gif">
Image
<center><font size="1">icons made by me
<a href="http://www.freewebs.com/theuniqueme">The Unique Me - my graphics site</a></font></center>


Top
 Profile       WWW            
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: July 28th, 2005, 6:56 am 
Tolkien Scholar
Tolkien Scholar
User avatar

Joined: 08 June 2005
Posts: 7734
Location: Isengard
Gender: Male

Offline
*Nods with a grin*

Do not forget to first crush and then slice their family jewels if they are male...

_________________
Image
Let him curse my name
On these blood stained pages of misery
Let him call me a tyrant so cruel
Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!


Top
 Profile                  
 
 Post subject: this topic
PostPosted: July 28th, 2005, 12:04 pm 
Maia
Maia
User avatar

Joined: 07 June 2005
Posts: 5272
Location: Texas

Offline
*casually walks in*and shove a morning star up there rear ends


Top
 Profile                  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: July 28th, 2005, 12:13 pm 
Tolkien Scholar
Tolkien Scholar
User avatar

Joined: 08 June 2005
Posts: 7734
Location: Isengard
Gender: Male

Offline
thanks for filling that one...king...

*whips the hobbit few times, who screams in pain*

ah music to my ears....Now people you shall have your own hobbits to torture and you shall have a tour to my home...follow me..

*opens a shall hatch in the floor and goes down to his dungeon where many dead and live hobbits a hanging by their chains on the wall*

Now pick your hobbit and get to work!

_________________
Image
Let him curse my name
On these blood stained pages of misery
Let him call me a tyrant so cruel
Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!


Top
 Profile                  
 
 Post subject: this topic
PostPosted: July 28th, 2005, 12:22 pm 
Maia
Maia
User avatar

Joined: 07 June 2005
Posts: 5272
Location: Texas

Offline
*pokes dead hobbit with a stick then stabs it with his flaming sword*it twitched :goofy:


Top
 Profile                  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: July 28th, 2005, 12:52 pm 
Istari
Istari
User avatar

Joined: 04 June 2005
Posts: 2150
Location: Behind you with a squirtgun

Offline
Actually... I don't know why I"m here.... but the tour's worth it!!!

*goes into the dungeons and looks for the hobbit with the tracking device*

Awww... dead already... he looked like he would last to...bummer...

*goes to find another hobbit* :stab: *stabs a hobbit*
awww... no twitching..

_________________
<center>Proud Member many Clubs (specially the Nazgul Club) Nazgul #3
Image</center>


Top
 Profile           YIM        
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: July 28th, 2005, 1:54 pm 
Mageling
Mageling
User avatar

Joined: 03 July 2005
Posts: 9846
Location: city that never sleeps

Offline
why hobbits? why not elves? they've caused us enough pain...

*goes on Fell beast to Lorien and starts bringing back elves* *picks up another 500 hobbits on the way*

*throws the elves in Curunir's dungeon* for advanced students only... elves are funnier than hobbits and we don't want them wasted....

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile       WWW            
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: July 28th, 2005, 2:02 pm 
Tolkien Scholar
Tolkien Scholar
User avatar

Joined: 08 June 2005
Posts: 7734
Location: Isengard
Gender: Male

Offline
*sees the elves and chains them*

WOHOO FRESH MEAT!!! :-D

*Begins to torture a male elf first kicking him hard in the nutts, then crushing them with a sledgehammer, crushes the elf fingers and toes one by one, pokes with a hot iron bar, burns the skin, cuts the tongue off and finally impales the elf with a spear from tthe chest and puts the spear up*

ahh....that was....refreshing!! :sly:

_________________
Image
Let him curse my name
On these blood stained pages of misery
Let him call me a tyrant so cruel
Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!


Top
 Profile                  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: July 28th, 2005, 2:41 pm 
Elf
Elf
User avatar

Joined: 05 June 2005
Posts: 1384
Location: somewhere or other...I'm not entirely sure

Offline
yay for random violence!!
*hits a hobbit in the stomach with the blunt end of a sword, and watches him splutter* BLEED HOBBIT BLEED!!!!!!!!!!

_________________
<img src="http://i1.tinypic.com/n6stxu.gif">
Image
<center><font size="1">icons made by me
<a href="http://www.freewebs.com/theuniqueme">The Unique Me - my graphics site</a></font></center>


Top
 Profile       WWW            
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: July 28th, 2005, 3:54 pm 
Gondorian
Gondorian
User avatar

Joined: 20 July 2005
Posts: 281

Offline
Aww no Elves? *grins to think of how loud the screams of the First Born could be*

*picks herself out a chubby hobbit for herself, goes off to a corner, and starts to carve off each one of the hobbits limbs very slowly*

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile                  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: July 28th, 2005, 4:41 pm 
Mageling
Mageling
User avatar

Joined: 03 July 2005
Posts: 9846
Location: city that never sleeps

Offline
ah, fine. here's one for all you eager new students *tosses random elf into classroom* have fun :bones:

_________________
Image


Top
 Profile       WWW            
 
 Post subject: this topic
PostPosted: July 28th, 2005, 6:24 pm 
Maia
Maia
User avatar

Joined: 07 June 2005
Posts: 5272
Location: Texas

Offline
*ties haldir to the top of the dead city and stabs*


Top
 Profile                  
 
 Post subject:
PostPosted: July 28th, 2005, 8:08 pm 
Istari
Istari
User avatar

Joined: 04 June 2005
Posts: 2150
Location: Behind you with a squirtgun

Offline
*grabs an elf and starts to mess up their hair by cutting it randomly* *elf screams* *grins*

Music to my ears....

*looks for her knife*

Now where did that go... I have to hurry before my...um...elf...guest...um...disappears... yes disappears...

*shrugs and goes to tie the elf over mount doom, slowly lowering them in and out of the lava*

_________________
<center>Proud Member many Clubs (specially the Nazgul Club) Nazgul #3
Image</center>


Top
 Profile           YIM        
 
 Post subject: this topic
PostPosted: July 28th, 2005, 8:11 pm 
Maia
Maia
User avatar

Joined: 07 June 2005
Posts: 5272
Location: Texas

Offline
*makes elf grow a beard*AAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!! I love that noise...


Top
 Profile                  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Post new topic Reply to topic  [ 21423 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 27, 28, 29, 30, 31, 32, 33 ... 1339  Next

All times are UTC - 5 hours [ DST ]




Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 7 guests


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Jump to:  




Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group
Boyz theme by Zarron Media 2003