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Post subject: Posted: July 28th, 2005, 10:31 pm |
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Joined: 20 July 2005 Posts: 281
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*Shrieks with delight. Grabs random elf by the hair and drags it over to the chopping block to tease it with thoughts of decapitation, letting the sharp blade ever so slightly graze the thin layer of skin on its neck...*
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Post subject: Posted: July 29th, 2005, 11:48 am |
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Joined: 03 July 2005 Posts: 9846 Location: city that never sleeps
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*gouges elf's eyes out and shoves them down his throat* *slowly removes skin from elf's face*
dang, we're out of elves again
*gets on Fell beast to get more victims* *brings back... MINAS TIRITH!!!* it's an early birthday celebration, everyone. let's party....
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Post subject: Posted: July 29th, 2005, 1:26 pm |
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Joined: 04 June 2005 Posts: 2150 Location: Behind you with a squirtgun
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YES!!! More elves!!
*grabs an elf and ties them to a rotisary* I know... its old fashioned.. .but wells they scream so nicely once they start to get crispy... last longer that way too..
*sits down and watches the elf scream*
I could get used to that noise..
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Post subject: Posted: July 29th, 2005, 2:44 pm |
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Joined: 03 June 2005 Posts: 2141 Location: Davenport, Iowa
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*pokes hobbit with my sword*
mine's not twitching..but i think he's to scared to move...*evil cackle*
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Post subject: Posted: July 29th, 2005, 2:56 pm |
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Joined: 08 June 2005 Posts: 7734 Location: Isengard
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*gets very bored and goes to a small table with a small rag on it and something under it, Curunir takes it off revealing a palantir and begins to chat with Saruman in Orthanc*
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Post subject: Posted: July 29th, 2005, 3:46 pm |
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Joined: 04 June 2005 Posts: 2150 Location: Behind you with a squirtgun
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 You found the palantir!! I've been looking for that thing for months...
*falls over*
*goes and cuts off elfs toes to make herself not feel so stupid*
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Post subject: Posted: July 29th, 2005, 3:50 pm |
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Joined: 08 June 2005 Posts: 7734 Location: Isengard
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well you see I first stole it and I was an obvious thief, but this time
*Evil grin*
I sent Ushma to steal it along with the tavern
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Post subject: Posted: July 29th, 2005, 4:05 pm |
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Joined: 03 July 2005 Posts: 9846 Location: city that never sleeps
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well, let's see. we have dungeons, a tavern, a school, torturing chambers... and a built-in desert, volcano, horrific tower.
not to mention LOTS of elves and hobbits.
Saruman must be jealous by now 
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Post subject: Posted: July 29th, 2005, 4:16 pm |
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Joined: 05 June 2005 Posts: 1384 Location: somewhere or other...I'm not entirely sure
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wow, this place is great!!!!
I have to go on holiday tomorrow, I'm gonna be away for a week. Is it ok if I just leave Deacon flying around? Make sure he doesn't get hurt, hes a bit...stupid...
in a bit!!
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Post subject: Posted: July 29th, 2005, 4:18 pm |
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Joined: 21 June 2005 Posts: 131 Location: Fangorn Forest / Minas Morgul
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i've been gone for a week...can someone update me on whats going on?
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Post subject: Posted: July 29th, 2005, 6:36 pm |
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Joined: 03 July 2005 Posts: 9846 Location: city that never sleeps
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daughterofkings, I'll take care of Deacon for you. *suddenly conjures up an iron chain leash out of nowhere*
we really haven't been doing much (aside from partying, torturing hobbits and elves)
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Post subject: Posted: July 29th, 2005, 8:44 pm |
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Joined: 03 June 2005 Posts: 2141 Location: Davenport, Iowa
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*stabs my hobbit out of boredom*
*listens to shrieks of pain in delight*
I have to go join the forum still...*runs off to join tthe forum*
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Post subject: Posted: July 29th, 2005, 9:31 pm |
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Joined: 04 June 2005 Posts: 2150 Location: Behind you with a squirtgun
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And the tavern!!!!! No wonder I can't find anything... someone has them all..
*hops on Dino to find something Curunir doesn't have yet*
*finds a rock*
Better than nothing...
*finds another rock*
ooooooooo
*finds lots of rock*
Wonder where I am....
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Post subject: Posted: July 30th, 2005, 7:46 am |
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Joined: 08 June 2005 Posts: 7734 Location: Isengard
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*shrugs*
well what can you do...
*hides the palantir before the witch king sees it and returns to kicking elves & hobbits in the nuts*
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Post subject: Posted: July 30th, 2005, 10:36 am |
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Joined: 03 July 2005 Posts: 9846 Location: city that never sleeps
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*gets bored of torturing elves* *invites Saruman over to play Tip-the-Orc*
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Post subject: this topic Posted: July 30th, 2005, 2:54 pm |
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Joined: 07 June 2005 Posts: 5272 Location: Texas
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*puts chocolate in front of hobbits face, then eats*youre not getting any chocolate you pudgy hobbit
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