but Hersheys is lovely...*dives at the chocolate*

*looks up guiltily with chocolate around mouth* Well if no one else is eating it...its a shame to see it go to waste...
I wish that stupid volcano would stop erupting, its melting the chocolate...

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*sighs and mutters to self* Wonderful, you've gone for the weekend and when you come back the world has gone mad and Orodruin has turned British.... great!

If Mt. Doom really is British it wont want Hershey's.... only if it was American we could get away with that!!
*grins and then runs away to hide in order not to get whacked by insulted American people*
*wonders if she should go see Melkor in the Void and hide there*

*tackles Lady Dark Moon on her way out and pins her to the ground for no apparent reason*

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hey, i'm british and i like hersheys...of course, cadburys is the BEST, but hersheys is ok. I suppose. I've only had it once. Then they closed the shop. But I digress...

Would you like a hat? I have lots of wonderful hats for sale. Or maybe some socks, my dear? The prices are barginiferous!!

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*Mount Doom speaks*

Hats? Is someone selling hats? I have always wanted one of those big musketeer ones with a feather sticking out of them.......*trails off hopefully*.....

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Here you are mount doom *presents the volcano with a big musketeer hat with a feather* You can have it for free because you're special!!!

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*blushes*

Why thank you!! I feell much better now.

*stops rumbling*

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Wow, who would have thought a hat could stop a volcano? xD

*sings hey jude loudly while watering a random cat*

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*gives up*
I'm starting to lose it...are you all scheming to ignore me, or do you just do that when some1 gets kicked in the Void?
*sobs* and all the...freepeople..i was going ..to enslave...
NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooo
i thought i was invited here, but noo..the ruller of all evil is just completely ignored.. i am HERE even if here is the Void.

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I'm sorry...

would you like a hat, Melkor? I'm sure I have a lovely hat with a neon arrow, or maybe a dignified top hat? A beret? Or a viking hat? And would you like socks to go with your hat? I've got fishnets, knee-lengths, frilly ankle socks, stripy socks, any socks you like? All for mice's price's. Cheap as chips. CALL THE POLICE I'M ROBBING MYSELF!!! thats how cheap they are.

be quick these offers can't last forever!!
No seriously, they can't, I'm going to bed now

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Even if I didn't know you were British the Cheap As Chips line gave you away!

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my pants lit on fire.....

*gives Tan a gun because he is so confused*

Shoot me...

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On these blood stained pages of misery
Let him call me a tyrant so cruel
Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!

*looks at the gun and then at Curinir*

*put the gun in her pocket briefly then takes it out again*

*points at Curinir, and pulls the trigger shooting him with water*

Muahahaha

Melkor, since when were you the ruler of all evil?

*wonders what to do next and decides to squirt everyone, especially Witch_King*

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*spits water*

Thanks Tan.... Time to return the favour!

*pulls out a real & loaded gun and shoots between Tan legs laughing manicly*

Good point Tan....

*puts the gun in his pocket*

SINCE WHEN DID YOU CONTROL ALL EVIL MELKOR?!

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On these blood stained pages of misery
Let him call me a tyrant so cruel
Let him curse my name, but remember the truth!

*reaches the Void and pats Melkor on the head*
Poor Melkor! *wonders if Melkor is a member of this club* Maybe you need to become a member to be acknowledged..... *thinks*

*flys back on Serendipity*
*feels sorry for the cat daughterofkings is watering*
*looks at Witch King's pants*
*wonders if Curunír is suicidal*
*concludes that he must be*
*wonders why and considers the fact that he had a sad childhood*
*thinks that if Curunír dies there will be an open spot for a new member*
*doubts that he'll ever be able to kill himself with a water gun*
*doesn't like the idea that Curunír seems to collets, sharp, violent, leathal, pointy and deadly weapons*
*decides always to look over her shoulder in the future - just in case*
*goes to practise knife throwing*

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*gets shot*
*bleeds*
*is magically better*
Muahaha

*takes out a larger squirt gun and shoots Curinir*
*laughs evily*

*has previously replaced Eä's knives with dull, plastic ones*

*whistles innocently*

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